"The soul of gossip? the soul of gossip...... What the hell is it?!"

Shrek felt the satisfaction and pleasure of being watched by his goddess, and heard the low muttering in the mouth of the little mage in his ears, and the little yellow bean immediately began to blink non-stop, and finally said impatiently:

"Boy, you always pop out of your mouth from time to time to say something that your eldest brother I don't understand, every time I ask you, you say that this is the custom of your hometown, but...... Our hometown is a place, why have I never heard these words from you...... That's weird!"

"Uh...... Well...... this" Xie Yu licked his lips, rolled his eyes, and then said casually: "This is what I saw from the book...... You haven't been to my house, and I have a lot of books...... This is the ancient customs and ...... of our Tanya Well, that's the ...... Don't you have a headache when you see a word, so you haven't read it......

"Oh...... I see! No wonder I don't understand...... But, hehe......"

Shrek patted his head again as if he suddenly realized it, and shouted:

"But you don't have anything to brag about...... You have a lot of books, but I have a lot of iron, especially in the past six months, there are more and more people who send iron to my house to let me hit things, hehe, speaking of my brother's iron-making skills...... That's really...... Tsk!"

"Don't be fooled...... I'll go to your blacksmith shop when I have time, and now it's not a matter of discussing your blacksmithing......"

Xie Yu pouted and smiled, interrupted Shrek's eyebrows and continued to brag, coughed lightly, and said to Shrek seriously:

"I'll appreciate your ironwork when I have time...... But shouldn't you talk about this issue that your goddess cares about...... Or your goddess will be upset...... You see that she keeps staring at you, obviously very concerned, you have to think of an answer...... I won't upset your goddess!"

"You know that striking iron is not only a hard work, but also craftsmanship, and mastery of heat is the key...... Can you please stop interjecting!oh...... Yes, my answer is...... I...... Uh, huh? You...... What was the problem you just had......"

Shrek's enthusiasm for the iron-making career was interrupted by the little mage, and he was about to get angry to express his dissatisfaction, and continued to brag by the way, but he didn't expect the little mage to immediately move his goddess out to scare himself, and quietly glanced back at Nicole, but found that the goddess was still looking at herself with wide eyes in a daze, and couldn't help but immediately start panicking, her head was hot, and she was about to answer subconsciously, but after a while, she was extremely embarrassed to find that when she talked about iron-striking just now, she actually forgot the question of the little mage。 Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Alas...... It's a kind of happiness to not remember things in your brain, or else to say that the greatest happiness of a person is to forget when you want to! But ...... It's too quick to forget, can people be heartless and lungs to this extent?!"

Seeing Shrek's purple face, scratching his big head and looking at himself embarrassedly, Xie Yu sighed heartily, sighed with tears and laughter, and was a little envious in his heart, and then went on to say seriously:

"I mean, if you're old...... Well, if my dad and my sister-in-law fall into the water at the same time, well, who will you save first......?! My sister-in-law is still listening!"

Helplessly, he repeated the dilemma of being a disaster for a man just now, and Xie Yu did not forget to warn Shrek at the end.

"Yes, yes, yes! I didn't remember it just now...... Well, if Daddy and Miss Nicole fall into the water at the same time...... But how is this possible?" Shrek scratched his head, looking embarrassed.

"Damn, for example...... It's an analogy! ......," Xie Yu reiterated loudly.

"That'...... That...... Then I'll save ...... first Huh......? Our dad definitely can't swim...... But, boy, do you know - Miss Nicole can swim?!"

Shrek's head was about to be scratched, and then he was hesitant for a long time, looking back at his concentrated goddess, and lowering his head and carefully rolling the little yellow bean eyes, as if he was remembering his father, he was doing a fierce ideological struggle in his heart, and after struggling for a long time, he listened to Xie Yu's impatient urging in his ears, and suddenly his eyes lit up, slapped his thigh, and then raised his head, his face was serious, and he asked Xie Yu such a question solemnly.

"Uh...... No!" Xie Yu frowned and waved his hand.

"Oh...... That's a pity, Miss Nicole is such a noble and temperamental person, how can she swim in such a simple thing...... It's a shame that it shouldn't, it's a ......."

Hearing the little mage's resolute tone, Shrek couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, sighing for a while, his eyes suddenly rolled twice, and then as if they were bright again, he raised his head and stared at Xie Yu tightly, and there was actually a little more inexplicable fire in his eyes:

"Boy...... How do you know Miss Nicole can't swim?!...... Could it be that you peeked at Miss Nicole taking a shower?!"

"You, you...... You're insane, your imagination is too rich......"

Facing the vinegar jar that Shrek might overturn at any time, Xie Yu groaned weakly, feeling helpless about this open-minded guy.

"Then how do you know......" Shrek stared at Xie Yu, still unyielding.

"How do you care I know?!She just can't swim anyway...... Alas, you ...... Don't tell anyone else, I'm only going to tell you one person...... Well, Robert told me!"

Xie Yu was really a little impatient, rolled his eyes, and glanced at Robert, who seemed to be very concerned about this gossip issue, was probing his brain at his side, and put his ears up like a rabbit, he was amused in his heart, blinked, and then lowered his voice, sneakily approached Shrek, and shamelessly planted the wooden knight.

- Damn, is there any reason to listen to stories in vain?!

"Oh...... I see!"

Shrek really suddenly realized again, as if he had removed a big stone in his heart, patted his chest and breathed a long sigh of relief, as if he was very satisfied with Xie Yu's answer, but then tilted his head and thought for a while, the look on the face immediately became nervous, and he looked up at Xie Yu and said vigilantly:

"That's not right...... Although the log is Miss Nicole's person, it ...... If Robert is Miss Nicole's maid, then I believe it, but Robert is a man after all! Could it be that Miss Nicole's bathing or swimming is such a private thing...... Will you tell him too?!"

"Whoa...... Well, maybe your Miss Nicole likes to yell about everything, maybe ......"

Faced with the many nonsense but irrelevant questions of this rough embryo, Xie Yu looked up at the sky helplessly, wanting to calm down his impatience, and then when he lowered his head, he sighed and guessed irresponsibly.

"That can't be, can't be...... Definitely not possible!"

When Shrek heard this, he immediately shook his head into a rattle, and swore in his mouth:

"Miss Nicole is such a shy person who would never say such a thing to a man...... This humiliating question...... You must have guessed wrong......"

"Shrek, are you still finished?!Where do you come from so much nonsense! This is what Robert told me personally...... Well, yes, that's it! When you have time, you ask that log! Why do you get to other irrelevant questions every time you ask a question?

Xie Yu finally got impatient, and shouted at Shrek, who was always gossiping:

"Now that's the situation - our dad and sister-in-law fell into the water at the same time, and neither of us can swim, and there is no one else around, and the water is very deep, only you happen to be on the shore...... Who do you think you're going to save first?!"

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