"I'll save ...... first I save ...... I'm sure I'll save ...... first Well, our dad and your sister-in-law can't swim, do they......?! What can I do?!"

Shrek rubbed his ugly face angrily, muttered non-stop in his mouth, his eyebrows were about to twist, and sighed for a while, as if he still didn't have any good ideas, but he raised his head again, and said dissatisfiedly to the little mage with a mocking face:

"You kid has nothing to do, why would you ask such a question...... Big brother can't think of it, you tell me, what should you do when you meet you like this?! Big brother listens to you today...... If you ask me to save whoever comes first, I'll save whoever I want first!"

"Damn, big brother...... It's not such a hassle!"

Xie Yu couldn't answer this dilemma that had plagued countless male compatriots, let alone block it for Shrek, so he naturally waved his hand very simply and began to push 625 irresponsibly:

"That's what your goddess wants you to answer...... What's the matter with me?!Besides...... My dad can swim, and when I grow up, I will definitely find a daughter-in-law who can swim...... It's different from your situation with big brother......"

"You...... Phew, you kid don't be righteous, your dad and daughter-in-law can swim, but my dad can't......! You've hurt me, how could you think of such nonsense......?! And!"

As soon as Shrek heard the little mage's shirk, he immediately turned the pair of small yellow bean eyes into a pair of extremely small copper bells:

"But...... And, there's a small problem...... I...... I can't swim!"

"Ash, you...... I don't usually go out...... You and you, I remember that there is a river in the north of the city, and I remember that there is a big lake, why can't you swim?!"

"I'm just going to fight and iron...... Where can I go swimming?"

Shrek looked aggrieved, his little eyes blinked twice, and there seemed to be some annoyance and resentment in his tone: "Damn, it's all those little bastard......s! And once they are bullied outside, they all come to me and cry, I ...... I, everyone is a villager, and I can't help but help!"

"However, when I was a child, my father still told me to study hard...... I said that when I was tired of reading, I would go to see the scenery outside the city with my friends, but I didn't have time, so I didn't go to the north, and I didn't have the opportunity to learn to swim......"

Shrek expressed his indignation at being delayed in his youth, and did not forget to complain fiercely at the end. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Damn! If you don't like to fight, who can force you?! or you want to......"

Originally, Xie Yu threw this unlucky question to Shrek today, just to be happy for a while, and wanted to see how this rough embryo should react when facing this kind of problem, but when he saw that Shrek was always talking about it, he couldn't help but start a little impatient:

"So be it...... You can swim, you can swim the fastest and the best, better than anyone else!...... In this case, who will you save first?!"

"I ...... Me, my daddy...... When I was a child, every time I got into a fight, every time the neighbors came to my door, my dad helped me stop me, so ...... I, I'm definitely going to save my daddy, huh...... That's for sure! But...... Miss Nicole can't swim, and I can't watch her drown...... Alas!"

Shrek scratched his head vigorously, with a distressed expression on his face, as if he was making a very difficult choice.

"As for being so painful?!" Xie Yu was a little amused, and at the same time had some sympathy in his heart.

"...... You kid too, where did you come to think of this kind of problem, but Miss Nicole still cares so much...... Shrek sighed helplessly, and actually squatted down with his head in his hands, and kept sighing there.

"Uh...... You can't blame me for this, Ah Shi, I also read it from the book...... It is said that later, this topic caused countless family conflicts, and then one day it rained heavily, and the idiot guy who invented this unfortunate problem was hacked to death by thunder...... You can't blame me!"

Xie Yu looked at the struggling expression on Shrek's face, and couldn't help but feel a little unbearable, and then looked at the Nicole chick and the female elf Yawen who were waiting to hear the answer and watch the excitement a few feet away, and also sighed secretly in his heart, and cursed the evil spirit who first invented and raised this unfortunate question.

"You...... Damn, you kid won't read those nonsense books in the future, and you won't learn well! or you'll get into trouble......

Shrek glared at the little mage with an innocent expression, scolded angrily, and by the way, he also despised the thankless task of reading, and then gritted his teeth fiercely, and gritted loudly:

"...... If you want to let Uncle know who is making this kind of embarrassing problem, Uncle I'm going to break that kid's leg! Hello, I can't read, you wait until we go back to check it out to see which little bastard is this diaphragm person, and I have to find him...... When the time comes, you see how the eldest brother let this guy survive and not die!"

"Okay, okay...... I'll check it out when I go back, and I'll let you ...... I'm going to find that guy to make amends to my big brother!"

Xie Yu's mouth was sneering, but his expression was a little sneering, because he knew that in this world, he might be the first person to ask such an extremely resentful question.

At that time, if Shrek, a rough embryo, wants to recruit people to settle accounts, if he finds his head, then he will not be able to eat at all and walk away......

This is lifting a stone and shooting yourself in the foot!

However, as long as you don't say it, I'm afraid that Shrek can't find out that guy who made him so embarrassed today, right?

Xie Yu patted his chest, secretly glad in his heart......

"Boy...... Now it's me who is worried, what are you doing with your chest?!"

Shrek caught a glimpse of the little mage's movements out of the corner of his eye, and couldn't help but be a little puzzled.

"Oh...... I'm worried about my big brother...... If the eldest brother can't answer this question, or if he doesn't answer it well, and upsets Miss Nicole...... That's not me...... Uh, isn't that guy sorry for you?!"

Xie Yu scratched his head and smiled wryly.

"Strange to say...... How could Miss Nicole be so interested in this thing?!" Shrek squatted on the ground, quietly glanced back at his concerned goddess, and muttered helplessly.

"Women...... Well, I mean, Miss Nicole is a woman anyway...... So, well......" Xie Yu pondered for a while, sneered indifferently, and said slowly: "This kind of thing...... But any woman will be interested!"

"Miss Nicole is not a woman!...... No, Miss Nicole is no ordinary woman!" Shrek retorted angrily, glaring.

"Yes, now whatever you say is what you say, you can do it...... Anyway, your goddess is waiting intently for your answer, can't you ...... What a mistake!"

Xie Yu was also a little helpless at the moment, at the beginning, he really just wanted to have fun and see how the people here would deal with this shameless question.

But looking at Shrek's serious face, although he is rude, he is rude and rude, but he knows how to be filial to his son, and he can't help but feel a little bored when he makes a difficult choice in this nonsense problem.

Just get a good night's sleep, why is it boring to get involved in this unlucky topic?

......

"Boy, did you just say that I was a good swimmer?! This is a thing that doesn't exist at all, isn't it?" Xie Yu was lamenting that he was troubled, but Shrek suddenly raised his head and asked sullenly.

"Yes, you don't have to answer, big brother...... There is really no standard answer to this question. “

"Who said that? I ...... Grandma's! I'll save the two of you together!"

Shrek patted his head and stood up, his face was suffocated like an eggplant, and he stomped his feet fiercely.

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