"What?!What did you just say...... What fell into the water, who fell into the water with whom?!"

Shrek's mind was on his goddess just now, even if Xie Yu forcibly turned his head, he was still absent-minded, and his eyes still glanced in the direction of the little girl from time to time, so he didn't hear what question Xie Yu asked himself. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Well, would you be a little more attentive?!, your goddess is protected by the elf and the faithful wooden knight, do you have any need to worry? I just said ah......"

Xie Yu pursed the corners of his mouth helplessly, and said seriously:

"Ah Shi, I just said that if our father and my sister-in-law Nicole fall into the water at the same time......"

"Nonsense! Aren't you kid staring and talking nonsense?!"

Before Xie Yu's words were finished, he saw Shrek's face suddenly change drastically, and he quickly turned his head to look in the direction of his goddess, and found that the goddess was still safe and sound, but she just sat in place, looking at herself directly with the annoying female elf, and there was still a trace of seriousness and concern in her eyes, and she couldn't help but be secretly happy in her heart, and after turning her head fiercely, when she looked at Xie Yu, her face was immediately angry, and she shouted at the little mage who was rolling her eyes:

"Look, isn't Miss Nicole sitting there, looking at me with concern...... My dad must have been busy working in the blacksmith shop at home at this time, and he had never been in the habit of bathing in the river, and even at home, I had never seen my dad take a bath, so how could he suddenly fall into the water......? Why do you say that the two of them fell into the water?

"Mom, what's going to happen...... Haven't you been watching that little girl...... Uh, have you been looking at your sister-in-law?!How did she fall into the water...... So, it's just an analogy, an analogy!"

Xie Yu faced Shrek's accusations, directly covered his forehead, and after lamenting for a while, he raised his head, looked at this righteous rough embryo with some sympathy, and glared fiercely without showing weakness:

"You, you...... Didn't you hear me just say "what if"?! It's still an analogy...... You know? It's an analogy!"

"You kid must be weak-hearted, or you stutter something?!...... For example, oh...... It's just that the question with Daddy and Miss Nicole, wasn't it? Didn't you just fight?" Shrek blinked, then suddenly realized, and then glared at the little mage again.

"This ...... This is ****** another!"

Xie Yu couldn't stand it anymore, so he pointed to Shrek's nose and began to jump angrily:

"I just like to make analogies, can't I?! I'm willing to stutter twice, can't you?, can you manage it?!you, you, you...... I'm a ghost! Damn...... I've never seen you such a stupid ass!"

"Boy, you're scolding me again......"

"No, I'm praising you for your simplicity and kindness!"

Xie Yu couldn't cry or laugh, looked at the simple and really cute rude guy in front of him, and then waved his hand fiercely: "Don't talk about this...... You still can't listen to the analogy I just played?!"

"Don't listen! I also figured out that the analogy in your kid's mouth is something that can't happen at all, and for these things that won't happen at all, the uncle has always disdained to listen to them, and he doesn't bother to answer them......"

Shrek's little yellow bean rolled his eyes vigorously, shook his head, snorted twice in his nose, and glanced at the little mage again.

"Oh...... Really, I really don't listen......"

"Of course! The manly man stands up to the sky, spitting a nail in one mouth!" Shrek held his head high, squinted at the little mage with a wicked smile on his face, and his mouth was unequivocal.

"Okay......! So what if your Miss Nicole asked you to answer?Or did she care about it?" Xie Yu smiled at the corner of his mouth, looked at the stubborn Shrek in front of him, and said with a faint smile.

"Go, go, go...... You kid is talking nonsense here again! Miss Nicole is so noble and temperamental, and she is a goddess-like figure, how can she care about such a non-existent nonsense...... Do you think everyone is as vulgar as you?!"

"Oh, I'm vulgar, you're embarrassed to say that others are vulgar?!Phew, your goddess is noble, but look what your goddess is doing now? Look at it...... Is she staring at you and listening to your answer?!"

Xie Yu also had a smile in the corner of his eyes, approached Shrek, lowered his voice, and then quietly pouted in the direction of the little girl behind Shrek, signaling to this unresponsive nymphomaniac.

"Kid doesn't have to be so sneaky...... Miss Nicole looks at me because she cares about me...... Miss Nicole does care about me, doesn't she? uh......"

Shrek followed the little mage's guidance and looked back with disdain, but saw that his goddess was still staring at him stunned, and couldn't help but be immediately full of pride, and was about to show off to the little mage.

But after he and the goddess looked at each other, the goddess gave herself a big white eye, and then turned her head directly, and actually stopped paying attention to herself, which couldn't help but make Shrek feel extremely embarrassed, and the triumphant show off was immediately stuck in his throat.

"What's going on?" she ...... Miss Nicole suddenly turned around and did ...... seemed to glare at me" Shrek's ugly face turned purple and he touched his head, confused.

"Then do you believe that I can make your goddess turn her head again?" Xie Yu laughed in his heart and continued to follow the good path.

"I don't believe ...... you?"

"That's good...... Now your goddess doesn't ignore you, right...... Don't blink......" Xie Yu sneered confidently, commanded Shrek twice, then cleared his throat and shouted in the direction of the little girl:

"Ah Shi, what did you just say?!Who do you say you will save first?"

Shrek's face was full of suspicion and disdain for the little mage's nonsense, but after thinking about it for a while, he still kept sneering while pouting his blood, and turned his head away in obedience to the little mage's wishes, observing his goddess's reaction without blinking.

Because, Shrek always believes that for this unreliable little mage who blows around, reality will give him a resounding slap in the face.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Shrek turned his head to Nicole, he suddenly heard an abrupt shout from the little mage in his ears, which startled Shrek, and he couldn't help but feel a little annoyed, and just wanted to reproach the little mage for a few words, so that he would not be so shocked in the future.

But Shrek's ugly face had just risen, and before he could scold the little mage, the corner of his eye found that with the inexplicable shout of the little mage just now, the beautiful and small head of his goddess quickly turned back, staring at the beautiful apricot eyes, his eyes were full of curiosity and excitement, and he began to stare closely at the direction where he and the little mage were.

The speed of turning his head is as fast as when he looked at the goddess just now, and when the goddess turned around quickly, it was extremely fast.

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"Damn, what's going on? Why did you let this kid Harrow fall for it again...... This kid is **** lucky again!" Shrek scratched his head, rejoicing that the goddess had turned to him, and on the other hand, he was puzzled by the good luck of the little mage.

"...... This has something to do with luck?!" Xie Yu heard Shrek's muttering, sneered disdainfully, and said with words in his mouth: "Originally, in a woman's heart, there is a gossip soul that is ready to burn at any time, not to mention that it is such a topic that a woman will be interested in, I'm afraid that at this moment, this little girl's gossip soul is already burning in her heart and is about to ****......"

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