Chapter 180: Carnivorous Pet Luhua (Part I)
Shrek, who is so simple that he can't even figure out what a "rabbit" is, has always been at a loss since just now, and he is seriously thinking about it at the moment, but he is interrupted by the little fat man's escape. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After shaking his head, Shrek felt that since he couldn't figure it out, he simply stopped thinking about it, and looked up at the little mage who was angrily staring at the back of the little fat man, looking like he was gritting his teeth, and was about to pat him on the shoulder to comfort him, and then urged him to go to the barbecue as soon as possible, so as to soothe his already deflated stomach.
But after stretching out his black right hand, before he touched the little mage's shoulder, Shrek seemed to remember something, and the flattering smile on his face that had just piled up, and the right hand that stretched forward were jammed together, and the expression on his face became a little hesitant.
Looking at the back of the little fat man rushing into the dense forest as if his buttocks were on fire, Xie Yu didn't bother to chase it, but after spitting a few mouthfuls at the little fat man who ran away, he also turned his head, but happened to see Shrek's hesitant and strange performance behind him, and he couldn't help but be a little puzzled and funny, first opened his right hand that probed Shrek in front of him at will, and then smiled suspiciously: "Ah Shi, what's wrong? Why did you suddenly freeze it?!"
"Boy...... That, huh...... That's it...... The little fat man said that you like men, is it true?!" Shrek ignored Xie Yu's ridicule, but instead had a solemn and serious expression, first shook his right hand vigorously, as if after touching Xie Yu's hand, it was stained with something unclean, and then glared at the little mage who was a little confused, and said in a hesitant voice.
Moreover, in the eyes and tone of this rough embryo, there is actually a complex emotion mixed with sympathy, pity and heartache.
Xie Yu: "......"
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Although Shrek didn't know what the word "rabbit" in the mouths of the little mage and the little fat had any other meaning than the kind of rabbit they ate, he couldn't understand why Xie Yu and Sha Luo were entangled with such a cute and delicious animal as the rabbit, and even the little mage suddenly angrily attacked the always gentle and friendly little fatty.
However, after all, he can still understand the meaning of the word "like men......
Therefore, like all normal pervert men in the world, Shrek is deeply incomprehensible and disgusted by the weird tone of a man who doesn't like so many little beauties in the world, but instead likes another man pervertedly.
With Shrek's "jealous and hateful" character, for any person or thing he is not used to, he has always advocated a direct slap and a neat fan to fly away, so as not to pollute his eyes in front of him.
However, in the face of the little mage in front of him, who is quite temperamental and ingenious, even if what the little fat man said is true, Shrek feels a little embarrassed in his heart......
Moreover, this guy's barbecue is so delicious......
Facing the rude but simple and funny guy in front of him, as well as the kind of eyes full of all kinds of complicated feelings, Xie Yu had just recovered a little as the little fat ran away, and he couldn't help but immediately start to burn with raging anger......
Xie Yu felt that he couldn't see the hateful fat man now, if the dead fat man was standing in front of him at this moment, Xie Yu believed that he would not hesitate to strangle the shameless initiator who framed his innocence and man's dignity first, and then how to explain his normal orientation to the simple-minded rough embryo in front of him.
"...... It's just such a little thing, why can't you say it clearly?!Little fat bastard! It's really worthy of being a little girl's subordinate, and both of them are already very good at how to hurt people......
Glancing at Shrek's complicated eyes and expecting his answer, Xie Yu gritted his teeth for a moment in his heart, and then covered his forehead with a sigh.
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Half an hour later, Xie Yu's barbecue skills were finally able to be displayed, although our little mage was still reluctant.
Because, as we got closer and closer to the final destination of this trip, when I thought of the even more unlucky guardian next to the unlucky Ice Flame Grass - the adult fire dragon, out of love and cherishment of my own life, as well as regret that I was still a little virgin at this time, how could I make the friendship that I had finally felt once in the past fourteen years as much as possible, so as not to disappear in front of that fire dragon in an instant......
As soon as he thought of this, Xie Yu's head immediately grew and he felt that he was in no mood to do anything.
The shameless framing of the little fat man just now has made his head big again, and now Shrek's inexplicable misunderstanding suddenly gave Xie Yu a headache.
But, thankfully, Xie Yu didn't have a headache for long this time......
When Xie Yu frowned and covered his head, and after greeting the little fat man who was also good at causing trouble in his heart, he sighed and was about to start proving his innocence to Shrek, but before he could say a few words with a sad face, the corner of his eyes found that Lu Hua left the warm embrace of the little girl and flew towards him.
Xie Yu turned his head to look and saw Lu Hua flapping a pair of small wings flying in front, although he hadn't started drinking yet, the rotten bird was flying like a drunk......
Moreover, Lu Hua's little bird face actually carried a trace of vivid anger and impatience.
Nicole Chick followed behind Luhua, stepping lightly, and also walked towards her side without hurrying.
"Oh! his grandmother's ...... The magician in the adventure team is actually a man! What kind of world is this?! This adventure team is too big, isn't it......"
Regarding the purpose of Nicole and Luhua coming, Xie Yu had already guessed three points, and couldn't help but complain angrily about the tragic fate of always becoming a husband:
"...... It's okay for a magician to be a cook!, but ...... Under the coercion of the pets he raised since childhood, he has become a husband again and again, and this master is really miserable......
But Xie Yu's resentment was not vented for no reason.
Xie Yu has always been very helpless with Lu Hua, and Lu Hua may only regard Xie Yu as a playmate or follower, rather than a master, even if it is only a nominal master.
Usually, Luhua not only ignores her love. And when he was interested, he also bullied his master, not to mention this for the time being, including this barbecue, in fact, it was also under the force of Xiaoniao, Xie Yu, who was the master, obediently obeyed.
It all started at dinner this evening—
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