"Damn, Sharo, you despicable fat man! shameless...... It's so shameless! How can a man be so shameless!"

Xie Yu sighed and rummaged around the barbecue grill, while gritting his teeth at the little fat man next to him who was triumphant because of the success of his treacherous plan, and cursed angrily in his mouth. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, Hello, the ...... You can't blame me...... Who told you to say hello without saying a word, and pick up my clothes when you came up......? I have no choice but to make a decision......! It's so cold here, I'm shivering with cold when I put on your robe, can you bear to see me starving naked?......!

"Damn...... I'm reluctant?! How could I be reluctant?!

"Uh...... Why don't you kid have any sympathy at all? You're still so stingy, isn't it just a robe? When you go back to the imperial capital, I'll take you back ten pieces! When you go with you, I'll take you to play in the imperial capital, how can you stay in that little place in your hometown......

"Phew, ten, hum...... Let's talk about it if we have a life!, we've been tricked into fighting dragons by your troublemaker......" Xie Yu glared at the despicable little chubby who pretended to be bold and righteous, and sneered disdainfully.

The boy said dejecting words again...... Besides, we still have so many well-known elves here...... Miss Nicole once told me that there should be no problem! Don't be cowardly, barbecue quickly, brother, I'm hungry......"

The little fat man interrupted the little mage's unfounded worries, then reached out and patted his shriveled belly.

"...... Why don't you just starve your rice bucket to death?!"

Xie Yu scolded impatiently, obviously still angry.

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Half an hour ago, with the miserable scream of the little fat man killing a pig, Xie Yu was caught off guard for a while, and he was stunned on the spot.

And feeling the disdainful and disgusting gazes from the elves not far away, Xie Yu felt that his head immediately became bigger.

He knew that the little fat man was shameless and cunning, but he never thought that this guy would suddenly come to such a trick shamelessly.

Although out of the elven race's long-standing evil feelings towards humans, Xie Yu has not been less subjected to the white eyes and cynicism of these bird elves along the way, and he also thinks that he has enough immunity, and can basically reach the level of ignoring the various idiotic eyes and cold words of the elf people.

However, this time Xie Yu felt that the elven people had all kinds of strange eyes, and he couldn't ignore them, after all, this was already a matter of his own orientation, so ...... This is a very serious matter!

Damn it...... Rabbit?!Like all men in the world, the master likes beautiful women, okay!

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However, although Xie Yu knew that the little fat man was deliberately finding fault, he didn't have any good way to wash his name.

You can't nod and laugh with your head, and go and explain to the elves one by one!

Even if Xie Yu went to a rare friendship with the elves who had never been on the right path today in order to maintain his dignity as a normal man, it was still unknown whether the elves believed their explanations or not......

Because of this kind of thing, it is not enough to just say it with your mouth, it is not convincing at all, even if you say that your mouth is dry and your face is red, but in the hearts of the elves and the little girl flat-chested girl and others, you think that your excessive eagerness is actually a lack of heart, so you are more convinced that you are a rabbit.

Moreover, if one of the vicious male elves, or Shrek and Robert, two stupid idiots, whimsically came up with a way to prove their innocence, and let themselves do it with a chick on the spot, wouldn't the scene be embarrassing......

Although this is the easiest and most direct and effective way to prove one's innocence, after coming to this world, he is still a virgin so far, and he is in public......

How does this work?!

Besides, even if you have a cloth on your face, you can get out, but if the other party is a beautiful woman, it's better, in case it's a dinosaur level......

Alas, it must be too late to care about such a small issue as sexual orientation, but in order to protect his innocence, he still chooses to forget it directly......

Xie Yu thought quickly in his mind, but found that there was no good way, it could be simple and trouble-free, and he looked around at the elf clan and the little girl's flat-chested girl, and once again felt the contemptuous gaze projected by everyone, especially the male elves present, who made him embarrassed......

Xie Yu covered his forehead, sighed, and looked at the dead fat man who was still wailing miserably and continuing to smear his image, only to feel extremely ashamed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

After a while, Xie Yu slapped his thigh, anger rose from his heart to his guts, he scolded angrily and jumped up, then stretched out his feet and kicked the hateful fat man on the ground headlessly:

"Damn fatty, vile, shameless, dirty...... I'll let you talk nonsense...... Didn't you say that Uncle is a rabbit? Okay...... I'll let you sleep tonight!The master will find Ah Shi to accompany you when the time comes, with Ah Shi's physical strength, it's only strange that you can't die ...... mother."

Xie Yu was in a hurry, and his feet took turns to step on the little fat man's body like raindrops, and he shouted and scolded angrily while stepping on it hard, only to trample the little fat man's wail more bitterly and tragically:

"Everybody's going to call the shots! Dead Rabbit bullied me...... Oops! uh, oops...... Oops, boy, you're too ruthless! Oops...... Whoa, oh, Harrow...... I was kidding you! Oops...... Don't hit me wrong...... I don't know how to laugh! I just give you back the clothes...... Oops! Oops...... Help......"

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"Harrow...... Why didn't you hurry up and go to the barbecue, but why did you suddenly get a little fat man? What did you just say I was going to do tonight?"

"Nothing...... It's just to sleep with this dead fat man, and then you won't kill him......" Xie Yu turned his head and glanced at Shrek who came forward, and after kicking the little fat man again, he didn't have a good breath in his mouth.

"Oh, okay, why did he call you rabbit again...... You also say that you like men, what does a rabbit have to do with liking men?"

Shrek scratched his head, muttering about the connection between rabbits and men.

It seems that I was really worried about what I thought just now, it turns out that this rude and simple guy didn't understand it at all, how could he think of that embarrassing easiest way to prove his orientation?!

- Xie Yu shook his head, and then let out a sigh.

"What are you supposed to do, why are you going! Don't get in the way here! I don't know how to squat to the side and try to go, just remember to sleep with this dead fat man at night...... Hey, don't run!"

Xie Yu was interrupted by Shrek, and after dealing with a few words casually, he was about to start reciting a spell silently, wanting to send a few more fireball spells to repair Sharo, but just turned his head, he found that the little fat man who was lying at his feet screaming couldn't stop screaming, but he didn't know when he secretly got up, and was running towards the forest with big strides.

At this moment, Sharo's skills and movements are really vigorous, as if in order to speed up, he jumps from time to time while running, a big jump is a few meters away, and the whole running process is as smooth as flowing water, and there is no trace of sluggishness and clumsiness at all.

The little fat man also said that Xie Yu was a rabbit, but at this moment, this filthy guy was really like a fat rabbit fleeing for his life at the hands of hunters, and when Xie Yu found him, the bloated and clumsy body was about to disappear into the forest.

And the most rare thing is that with the heavy body of a dead fat man, except for the slight footsteps when he landed, he didn't make any sound! Not to mention the hasty screaming......

This is obviously not in line with Chubby's usual style, this guy usually likes to shout when he has nothing to do, and it's time to run away, so it stands to reason that it should be called the earth-shattering sound......

"Count you fat guy as fast as you go! Huh! or you're a roast pig by now...... It's still a roast pig!damn it...... You'd better not come back!"

Xie Yu saw that the little fat man's hasty figure had disappeared into the jungle, and in desperation, he had to put down his hand again, and scolded through gritted teeth.

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