Chapter 218: Ugly Peacock
"Hey, big brother, what's the hurry, don't worry about it for a while, I still have something to do...... Hey, look! What is this?!"
It's just that Shrek's idea of wanting to hurry away didn't come true, and as soon as the rough embryo turned around and took two steps, a shout from the little mage came from behind him, and there was a strong sense of temptation in the shout, as if he had discovered something strange and interesting. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Shrek's footsteps suddenly froze, and he turned his head curiously to look at the little mage, but saw that the little mage was a few meters away behind him, looking at himself with a smile, but the palm of his hand stretched out towards him, and on the spread palm, I don't know when a small flame actually appeared.
The red flame, although not big, jumped very happily on the palm of the little mage.
"Why! boy! You...... Is it just because the eldest brother is not playing with you, are you going to play with the eldest brother?!Quickly put away that fire!Otherwise, the eldest brother will be angry......" Shrek glanced at the flame in Xie Yu's hand vigilantly, and suddenly his face changed, and then he jumped back and glared at the little mage and asked.
"Uh......"
Shrek's reaction was obviously beyond Xie Yu's expectations, looking at Shrek's angry appearance, Xie Yu couldn't help frowning, the smile on his face naturally converged, and he was puzzled: "You...... What the hell is this, who's going to tease you......"
"Hmm, aren't you teasing me?!...... You're not going to burn Big Brother's ass with this fire?!"
"Damn!" Xie Yu smiled bitterly, glanced at the cheap senior brother who was still full of vigilance, and muttered to himself: "Damn...... There must be a limit to being amorous, you are willing to burn your ass when you are a master...... That's to wake you up, isn't it? and...... That's a mana drain, isn't it?!"
"Boy, why are you muttering secretly...... again"
"Oh...... I mean, of course my little brother won't burn your ass with a fireball...... The first few times I had to flee for my life when I was in danger, so I had to wake you up...... Besides, if this robe is burned out again, then the little brother really won't have any clothes for you to change, and the little brother can't let you run around the street with your bare ass, right?!"
"Hmm...... That's true, too, but ...... Then what are you doing with a fireball dangling at Big Brother?"
"That...... Actually, the little brother just wants to ask, big brother, do you like magic?!"
"What do you mean? What magic?"
Shrek was stunned, blinked his soybean eyes twice, glanced at the little mage on the opposite side who rolled his eyes and was a little helpless, and then looked at the small flame that kept jumping on the little mage's palm, scratched his head, and after a while, he finally seemed to suddenly realize, and shouted, "Oh oh...... Boy, you're talking about your fireball trick, right?!"
"Alas, illiterate ......" Xie Yu saw that the attention of this rough embryo finally shifted to the flame in his palm, and sighed secretly, muttering that he was about to speak, but he was choked by a "trick" from the rough embryo and rolled his eyes again: "I told you before...... It's not magic, it's magic!
"Isn't magic the same?" Shrek scratched his head: "Is there any difference between magic and tricks? Why do you have to call it magic? You can conjure up a ball of fire at every turn...... Can't you call it a trick?!I think it's better to call it a trick......."
Xie Yu: "......"
"Hey...... By the way, boy, you just conjure fire in the palm of your hand, and the eldest brother once saw a group of jugglers on the street, and one of them was holding a stick that burned one end at a time, and then he could spit fire out of his mouth...... Isn't it even more powerful?!This kind of trick of breathing fire in the mouth...... Will you?"
“...... No!" Xie Yu gave a blank look of curiosity, responded angrily, and then ignored Shrek's disappointed look, waved his hand impatiently, and said, "Forget it...... It doesn't matter if you think it's a trick, it's a trick, you say magic is magic, it's just that I have one more thing to ask you......"
As he spoke, Xie Yu cleared his throat, then looked at Shrek, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and at the same time, a seductive look of laughter appeared on his face: "Hmm...... Big brother, are you interested in this kind of magic, or trick...... Interested?"
Immediately, Xie Yu's other palm also spread out towards Shrek, and at the same time, his mind moved, and he didn't see the spell moving, and a small flame immediately appeared in his palm, beating happily in the dark.
"How's it going??!" Xie Yu shook the flame in his hands at Shrek twice, and then raised his eyebrows as if he was quite proud.
"Huh, it's fun, it's fun...... Shrek stepped forward, staring at the flames beating in Xie Yu's palm carefully, his eyes were full of curiosity and excitement: "How did you get it...... You're so funny at this trick, you're ...... Do your hands hurt if they don't burn?!"
“...... Don't talk nonsense!I'm here to show you the magic of magic, but why do you care if my hands hurt or not?!" Xie Yu smiled bitterly, and said impatiently at the rough embryo who was staring at him with concern: "Hmm...... Do you think it's interesting, don't you want to learn......?"
"This ...... Are you going to teach me? Hmm...... Well, I want to learn! hehe......"
Shrek touched the black and bright light head and thought for a moment, then clapped his hands heavily, and after patting, he touched his head again, and began to chant words in his mouth:
"Hmm...... Actually, although this thing is useless, it can still be used to make a fire...... By the way, Miss Nicole doesn't know if she likes to watch this trick or not, but after learning it, when Miss Nicole gets angry, it's good to make her happy...... Well, let's do it!"
As he spoke, Shrek's big mouth grinned again, and Xiao Huangdou's eyes narrowed tightly, his face was full of intoxication, wiping his head while hehe's silly music, as if he was fantasizing about the beautiful and harmonious scene of coaxing his goddess to smile after learning to do tricks, and then the master and the slave talked happily.
Xie Yu couldn't help but laugh and looked at this cheap senior brother who was touching his head there and making a nymphomaniac, and he was despising it in his heart, but after seeing this nymphomaniac being stupid for a while, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and suddenly glared at himself inexplicably:
"But boy...... You, the ...... We have to say it first, it's okay for big brother to learn this trick, but ...... I'm just going to show Miss Nicole alone! If you want Big Brother to play tricks on the street, and then you take the little plates and collect money one by one...... Big brother doesn't do it!huh...... Big brother can't afford to lose that person!!!!"
“...... Alas, don't worry, big brother, you are handsome, handsome, and burly...... How can the little brother bear to let the eldest brother show up on the street to perform on the street?! Alas......" Xie Yu was stunned at first when he heard this, then looked up and looked carefully at Shrek, who was full of determination and determination, and after patting the fart against his will, he really didn't know what to say, so he had to sigh, and then covered his forehead weakly.
Xie Yu sighed and had nothing to say, but his heart was full of contempt and anger - damn it...... This nymphomaniac is hopeless! You...... You don't pee and take pictures! Let's not say that even if the master is a true teacher, you will definitely not be able to learn it, even if you learn it, but if you are allowed to go out on the street to show off your performance, then you will not starve to death?! As long as you are a normal human being, you will be scared away when you see your dignity, who can still come to see you play monkey? After all, there are still a few people who have lost confidence in life or have masochistic and suicidal tendencies...... Alas, the ugly peacock opens the screen, and he is amorous......