Chapter 165: A dilemma
When Xie Yu heard Shrek, a rough embryo who was both filial to his father and deeply rooted in his love for Nicole's chick, and said the sentence "In his mind, Daddy is as important as Nicole", his eyes rolled, and then the question that suddenly popped up in his mind was actually the infamous "If I fell into the water at the same time as your mother, who would you save first" in his previous life, he processed it a little, and after replacing his mother with Shrek's father, he threw it to Shrek very irresponsibly. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
As for why this question is unlucky, alas...... Just think about the feelings of the vast number of male compatriots in the previous life!
I don't know which master invented this problem, but in Xie Yu's conjecture, the one who can solve this kind of problem that has been stinking for thousands of years must be a woman who has had this kind of experience, and this woman is still a resentful woman with a bad heart.
Because, Xie Yu believes that no man will be idle, and he will make such an unbreakable dead button for himself, and then willingly put it on his neck.
So, that's what's wrong with that resentful woman - oh, even if your own family is unhappy, why do you have to make such a problem that should be cut a thousand times, and embarrass the male compatriots all over the world?!
I believe that any male compatriot, as long as he has the experience of being asked this question (of course, including Xie Yu himself), in addition to the anger and helplessness on his face, there is also the idiot who gritted his teeth and wanted to find out the idiot who invented this problem from the vast sea of people and then strangled him to death, and then visited the world's famous doctors to revive him, and then strangled him to death through gritted teeth, and then revived him......
Repeating this thousands of times can relieve the hatred in my heart.
In fact, it is not that the male compatriots are excessive, but this evil problem has really caused great trouble to countless male compatriots, and has caused an indelible psychological shadow in their hearts.
There is no other reason than because this question is really too difficult to answer......
Without giving an example, let's take a peanut - when a man's head is about to be scratched, and his inner struggle is about to vomit blood, and then his face is haggard, his eyes are blank, and he carefully says "I will save my mother first" to the little daughter-in-law or little girlfriend with a sweet smile and full of expectations, so naturally, the next moment, without any turn, the man has to bury his head bitterly, and let the little daughter-in-law or little girlfriend who instantly overturn the vinegar jar and change his face endlessly monstrous rage......
Of course, if you can stand the chatter of women and the inexplicable vinegar that arises all the time, you can completely see the process of changing a woman's face, one second is as gentle as water, and the next second is crazy like a tigress, and you can feel the whole process of the same woman from a lady to a fierce woman.
This is just like any woman, regardless of beauty or ugliness, age, figure, class, knowledge, quality and upbringing, etc., all factors will be born coquettish, and women are born with the ability to freely switch between the two diametrically opposed roles of a lady and a fierce woman.
And if you blink your eyes, think that you are thinking about it, and see that your mother is not around at the moment, and then say the answer "I will definitely save you first" to the woman with a smile on your face.
So congratulations, next, you will enjoy this woman's momentary tenderness, this moment, may be a few seconds, may be a minute or two, although extremely short, but in this moment, the woman's concentrated burst of tenderness, will make you numb, crisp you seem to melt into this woman's tenderness, only feel that you are in heaven.
Then, if you face it, you may fall directly into hell in an instant.
Because, this woman will actually accuse you of being unfilial.
When encountering this kind of life-and-death matter, he didn't care about his mother first, it was really better than a beast, and he raised you so big for nothing, and he was really a little white-eyed wolf with no conscience......
Although, at the beginning of accusing you, the vast majority of women did not come out of sincerity, but only after getting the answer to the true joy in their hearts, in order to cover up their own heart weakness, they immediately turned the spearhead and accused men of unfilial piety.
As for the reason for the insincerity, it is because after a woman marries into a strange family, for a long time, her heart is still towards her mother's family, and during this time, she will always feel that she is an outsider, and will only invest in the feelings of her family members for the man she loves and her own children.
As for the in-laws who brought up the man who became their husband, in their eyes, they are simply two irrelevant outsiders outside of this newly formed small family.
During this time, it may last for one or two decades, and then the woman will truly integrate into the man's family, will have the man's clan concept, and will think about the interests of the surname family that her children follow.
One or twenty years is a general rule, and even more, there will be a very small number of women, from marriage to death, always only regard their husbands and children as their own family, and any other person in the man's family, regardless of the elders or younger generations, does not have a trace of affection.
And if you are unfortunate enough to meet this kind of woman, then for this man, you can only helplessly say "congratulations".
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Therefore, when a woman initially accuses a man of being unfilial, she is often just hiding her own weakness and the idea that her husband cannot see what she really thinks in her heart.
But in order to show their filial piety to their in-laws, at this time, women often speak loudly, as if their in-laws are their own fathers and mothers.
But the most bizarre thing about women's thinking is that women scold and scold men for their unfilial piety, and under their extremely rich imagination, they often put themselves in the shoes of their parents.
And when she thinks that her hard-working old mother fell into the water, and then was ruthlessly abandoned by her unfilial brother or younger brother, and actually went to save the brother and daughter-in-law who had been dealing with her, but completely ignored her old mother, the woman would like to use her sharp nails to scratch the little white-eyed wolf at home.
Therefore, when the woman blames the man in the later stage, she becomes hoarse, as if her true feelings are revealed, not because of anything else, but because of this situation, in her imagination, the man in front of her is mistaken for the unfilial brother of her own mother's family.
This situation is often more intense and common in women who have an older or younger brother in the family.
And when this woman actually started to scratch later, it was even more certain......
But in either case, a woman can vent her emotions with anger or joy.
But...... What about men?
What is certain is that no matter how a man answers this evil question, it is a dilemma......
Especially when this issue is mentioned, when the old mother and the little daughter-in-law are present at the same time, then this man is completely sad......