"Hmm...... Alas, tell me...... Uh, how is this guy ...... How could he do that......?! Well, it's a shame!...... Phew!"

Xie Yu grabbed the hind leg of a sharp-horned ice antelope in his hand, took a big bite, and while chewing slowly, he glanced at Shrek not far away with disdain, and then turned his face and muttered at the two knights. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Hmm............ Hmm, I don't know! Leave him alone, it's just a shame in front of the elves anyway, and we'll continue to eat our ...... Uh, tsk...... Little Harrow, your craftsmanship still hasn't regressed! Damn! This is ****** delicious......

The two knights were concentrating on eliminating the barbecue in front of them, and when they heard Xie Yu's question, Robert, who had a wooden temperament, naturally didn't even raise his head, but just glared at Shrek with slanted eyes in a muffled voice, but like Xie Yu, there was also contempt in his eyes, but after the little fat man swallowed the barbecue in his mouth, he raised his head and glanced at Shrek, muttered a sentence in his mouth, and then turned his head again, and raised the fat thumb of the free hand to the little mage, the corners of his greasy mouth were almost grinning to the root of his ears, and he praised it with a smile on his face。

"Hi...... What kind of craftsmanship is this! What a small scene...... Actually, it's very simple, you have to learn and I can teach you...... I won't charge you any money!" Looking at the little fat man's big pie face whose facial features were already smiling together, Xie Yu's eyes rolled and he began to tempt.

As he spoke, Xie Yu squeezed his eyes slyly at the little fat man, patted his chest again, and made a bold and righteous appearance of "If you want to learn, you will wrap it up on me".

"Hmm...... Well, let's talk about it later when I have a chance...... You also know that I am not as smart as you, and I can't learn it all at once...... There's definitely a chance, there's a chance! But then again...... It's delicious, it's delicious......"

The little fat man seemed to see the little mage's selfishness, his little eyes blinked twice, and then he sneered at the enthusiastic little mage twice, and then focused on the large piece of roast meat that he was holding tightly in his other hand, his eyes lit up, and after he chirped twice, he began to continue to work hard.

"Damn, how did you meet such a shameless guy who only knows how to eat white food...... It's really unlucky! The master is still underage, but he still has to take care of you, what kind of world ......?"

The desire to be a good teacher was shattered, Xie Yu reluctantly withdrew the beautiful idea of cultivating a barbecue successor and then being a hands-off uncle with peace of mind, muttered twice dissatisfied, and then turned his gaze to the vulgar idiot.

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In fact, Xie Yu and the two knights invariably indignant and contemptuous of Shrek are indeed not without reason.

About a quarter of an hour ago, when the two prey were just roasted, facing the rough embryo that was coming straight towards him, Xie Yu had no choice but to throw the sharp-horned ice antelope that was stained with Shrek's saliva casually.

The prey had just been thrown out, and as Xie Yu expected, after Shrek's rough embryo bull roared, it jumped directly towards the sharp-horned ice antelope in the air.

Moreover, with the painful lesson of being robbed for the first barbecue, the speed of this guy's second jump up is obviously much faster than the first time.

Even out of concern for Lu Hua, a meat thief, Shrek jumped out of the sky, and at the same time, he also took the time to turn his head and observe Lu Hua's movements, looking at the frowning expression on that ugly face, as if he was afraid that the little hateful fiery red figure would rush over again and stick a bar.

But to Shrek's surprise, Luhua, the little thief who steals meat, doesn't seem to have any interest in this second prey, and his two little black claws are stepping on the sharp-horned ice antelope that has revealed more than half of the white skeleton, and after turning his head and casually glancing in his direction, he lowered his little head again and ignored himself again.

Seeing that there was finally no Luhua, the annoying guy, to make trouble again, Shrek turned his head with great joy, and just wanted to hug the second piece of barbecue tightly into his arms, but he just hugged his arms, but unexpectedly hugged an empty one, and was surprised to find that in the work of turning his head just now, his burly figure like an arrow from the string had almost passed the barbecue, and unconsciously jumped directly above the sharp-horned ice antelope.

Shrek has a very straightforward temperament, and while secretly hating himself for jumping too fast and too fast, the expression on his face immediately turned from joy to anger, stretched out his feet, bent his knees in the air, and then kicked towards the sharp-horned ice antelope at his feet.

As a result, the prey, which was originally on the rise, immediately changed direction under the power of Shrek's feet and fell straight to the ground.

Hearing a slightly heavy "poof", the huge sharp-horned ice antelope fell back to the grass, fortunately, because Shrek just kicked down in the air, his feet were only able to reach the sharp-horned ice antelope, and the air could not borrow strength, this poor prey did not smash the grass into a big hole in Shrek's strange power.

Then there was a heavy muffled sound, and Shrek's burly and stout figure fell right behind, and it landed right next to the sharp-horned ice antelope.

The position of the foothold was so close to the second piece of barbecue to the mouth, this rough embryo was obviously very satisfied, the thick joy between the eyebrows could not be concealed at all, and after another loud cow roar, this rough embryo immediately stepped forward, stretched out his black hands, and began this long-coveted dinner with a bow left and right.

This dinner, since the moment Shrek's black hands grabbed the sharp-horned ice antelope, this rough embryo has been eating as if no one was around.

And without the risk of Luhua grabbing meat, Shrek's dinner can be described as very enjoyable.

Xie Yu found that this guy's two soybean eyes kept shining, the blood basin mouth was wide open, and his hands never stopped, and he grabbed it vigorously, and immediately grabbed a large piece of meat from the sharp horn ice antelope, and then directly stuffed it into the large mouth of the blood basin, chewing desperately up and down, and when the other hand grabbed the barbecue and put it to his mouth, the barbecue that was full of meat before, whether it was chewed or not, had all been swallowed together.

The bulging cheeks deflated, and the bloody mouth was empty, but there was no time to stop at all, and the large piece of roast meat in the other hand had been stuffed into the mouth.

Then, the big mouth closed, Shrek narrowed his eyes and chewed heavily, and before he could finish chewing, the first free hand brought a large piece of breast meat to his mouth again......

In this way, under the continuous rapid rotation of this rough embryo's hands, the food was swept away, the tiger was vigorous, and the greasy at the corner of the mouth and the hara were mixed together and rolled off.

Sometimes he stuffs it into his mouth too quickly, and Shrek doesn't have time to swallow all the barbecue in his mouth, so he chokes on his neck from time to time.

In a short period of time, with the unremitting efforts of this rough embryo, a small half of the huge sharp-horned ice antelope has been eaten.

In terms of speed, this rough embryo is even three points faster than the reeds on the tree.

Xie Yu and the two knights had already torn off a piece of meat from the body of the third sharp-horned ice antelope when Shrek was rushing into the sky just now, and they had just put it to their mouths before they could move, but they were shocked by Shrek's rude eating like the wind, and when they turned their heads to look, the three of them suddenly stood in shock on the spot.

“...... Alas, this guy is hopeless, forget it, he eats his...... Come on, let's eat ours too, but the three of us need to be careful, we can't be as ashamed as that idiot eats, the elves are looking over here...... We can't control Shrek, but the three of us have to maintain the image of humanity......"

Looking at the two knights nodding in agreement, Xie Yu felt the disdainful gaze of the elven clan on the other side, and was about to bite Sven Wen's small bite, but in the corner of his eye, he found a trace of abnormality from Shrek's side, and then Shrek squatted down for some reason.

There were some doubts in his heart, so Xie Yu turned his head to take a good look.

But it didn't matter what it looked like, but it immediately made Xie Yu feel embarrassed, and he couldn't wait to dig a crack in the ground and get into it by himself.

saw that Shrek no longer seemed to be satisfied with the slow speed of grabbing the barbecue meat and stuffing it into his mouth with both hands, but squatted down, put his head directly against the sharp-horned ice antelope, and never raised it again.

And between the opening and closing of the big mouth, the flesh on the sharp-horned ice antelope is also disappearing at a terrifying speed visible to the naked eye......

After being stunned for a moment, Xie Yu shook his head twice, finally came back to his senses, glanced at Shrek's wild dog's food-like appearance again, sighed, and smiled bitterly at the two knights who were also open in shock...... Let's eat as much as we want! After all, alas...... Under that idiot's eating like this, no matter how indecent the three of us are, we can't be ashamed......"

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