Chapter 219: What a Big Bend (1)
"Hmph...... After the big brother learns it, it is absolutely impossible for him to show it to others, but it is just used to make Miss Nicole happy...... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Shrek naturally couldn't know what this little brother was thinking, but when he saw the little mage covering his forehead and sighing there, he finally got a little impatient after a while, and walked over and patted the little mage on the shoulder:
"Come on, come on...... Aren't you going to teach me? Let's start now! Hurry up and hurry...... I've learned to show Miss Nicole, but I can't make Miss Nicole wait......"
"Hmm...... Actually, big brother, the little brother just showed that he conjured up those two little fireballs, and he didn't mean to teach you......"
"Huh?" Shrek was originally in high spirits, but looking at the wry smile on the little mage's face, and the lazy appearance, it seemed that he really didn't mean to teach himself, so he couldn't help but be stunned, and then immediately a little dissatisfied:
"Then why are you turning into a fireball? aroused the interest of the eldest brother but didn't want to teach ...... Then how can Big Brother make Miss Nicole happy when she is angry? You still say that you are not teasing me?!"
"Uh...... Alas, in fact, what the little brother thinks is that this kind of little trick is usually okay to practice and play by yourself, but if it is used to make your Miss Nicole happy...... This kind of superficial magic seems to be far from qualified!" Xie Yu raised his eyelids helplessly, and glanced at this self-inflicted rough embryo. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
“...... What do you mean?!"
"Think about it yourself...... Miss Nicole's temperament and dress are noble and elegant, obviously either rich or expensive, and, well...... She herself once said that her home is in the imperial capital, so you want to ...... Miss Nicole's insight must be extraordinary, and she must know a lot of novelties, when she is really angry...... You can't just conjure up two of these little fireballs and get rid of them!"
"Hmm...... There is some truth in what you kid said!" Shrek scratched his head in the face of the little mage's sincere tone, and then had to nod in agreement, but after quietly glancing in the direction of the goddess behind him, he immediately became a little depressed: "But...... Miss Nicole has been frowning all the time, obviously thinking of something new to coax her...... I can't just ignore it!Alas, I don't think Miss Nicole is happy...... Big brother is also very sad in his heart!"
Damn, don't say that little girl has a sad face, even if she cries to death on the spot...... Does it have anything to do with you again?!!phew!
——Xie Yu's face was crying and laughing, but in his heart he was fiercely despised and cursed.
"Ahem...... Don't be upset, big brother, although this little trick of turning your palm into a fireball can't be learned, but it doesn't matter, or ...... When you have time, you can learn that trick that breathes fire in your mouth, won't you get it?!It's definitely much more advanced than the little trick I just had, and I think that when Miss Nicole is upset, you will spit it on her, and Miss Nicole will be happy when she sees it......"
"Uh-huh...... Yes, it makes sense, but ...... Didn't you just say you wouldn't? Oh...... Damn, I see...... You just lied to me?!" The expression on Shrek's ugly face changed, first with joy, then with frustration, and finally at the little mage with a serious look, and then glared at him, turning into anger.
"Hey! I only said that you can learn, but I didn't say that I can teach...... I'm talking about the weird old man who has lived in your house for nothing for three years......" Xie Yu didn't bother to talk nonsense with this startled cheap senior brother anymore, he felt that it was indeed a waste of time, and after pouting his lips disdainfully, he decided not to go around the bend again:
"That...... Big brother shouldn't know that that weird old man, in addition to being an old drunkard, an old pervert, an old impropriety, and an old ...... Not...... Aside from being dirty, he's actually a magician, right?!"
After finishing slowly, Xie Yu secretly stared at Shrek with slanted eyes, noticing the change in the expression on this rough face.
"Nonsense! You say that old guy Gandalf is a magician?!He can do magic?!How is this possible?!......" Shrek's two little yellow bean eyes immediately glared again.
And, as Xie Yu expected, after he finished speaking, Shrek's face immediately showed a genuine expression of surprise.
It seems that this rough embryo is really as Xie Yu guessed, and he doesn't know anything about the old guy's identity as a magician.
"That old guy has been eating and drinking at your house for more than three years, has he never mentioned it to you?" Xie Yu smiled and asked knowingly.
"No, no...... Well, that old guy is so annoying, I run every time I see him, but every time he gets bored and wants to go to Uncle Allen's house for a drink, he will catch me along with him, but, in my impression, he never seems to have told others about what kind of bird magician he is......" Shrek's soybean eyes kept blinking, and after trying to remember for a while, he nodded affirmatively.
"Hehe, that old guy's mage status...... Well, although Ah Shi is indeed kept in the dark, Ah Shi's father or the talented Uncle Allen next door should not be ignorant, right? After all, the old guy never seems to be a too low-key person......
Xie Yu couldn't figure it out, that unreliable old guy, although he was not a superficial guy who bragged about everyone, but if he wanted to say that he was modest, Xie Yu really felt against his will.
Xie Yu clearly remembers that in his years of suffering, every time this old guy tortured himself and drank high alcohol at night, he would pull his tired body and show off his extremely scoundrel and disgraceful "heroic deeds" in the past with a big tongue.
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After a while, Shrek, who had been thinking about it, frowned again, and looked at the muttering little mage with a look of suspicion: "Huh......? How do you know that old guy is a magician......?! Do you know that old fellow Gandalf?"
"Well...... Well, knowing is indeed knowing, but ......" Xie Yu smiled, nodded, and stopped talking.
"Damn! That's weird! How do you two know each other?!" Shrek was startled when he heard this, and immediately jumped up again.
"Hmm...... That's a long story, alas......" In the face of Shrek's questioning, Xie Yu did not answer positively, but shook his head pretendically.
"Less nonsense! Since it's a long story, let's ...... That's a long story short!" Shrek was a little impatient.
"Okay...... I'll try to make a long story short, huh...... However, it's really a long story!" Xie Yu had already put away the fireball in his palm, spread his hands at Shrek, and scratched his head again, still quite helpless in his tone.
"Boy, what kind of medicine did you take wrong today, why are you always so verbose...... Do you say it or not?!" Shrek's heart finally became nameless, and he glared at the little mage viciously: "Hurry up......! How did you know that old pervert?!"
"Okay, to put it simply...... I didn't just know that old guy, he ...... Actually, it's your little brother and my master...... He taught me magic!" Xie Yu smiled faintly and said casually.
"You...... Are you really ......?"
"Of course, it's true!"
“......“
Shrek was stunned for a long time, opened his mouth wide, his face was full of incredulity, and after a long while, he seemed to finally come back to his senses, stretched out a black finger, and pointed at the little mage with an indifferent expression, his ugly face was distorted, and he roared angrily and painfully:
", you, you...... How could you recognize that old guy as a master......?! He's an old bastard!"
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