"I'm ...... Did you let the dog bite?!Do you need such a big reaction?"

Fortunately, Xie Yu jumped back in time to avoid letting Shrek's outstretched black finger poke his face. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

He clearly knows that as long as this rough embryo is emotionally excited, the already underdeveloped cerebellum will immediately lose all functions, not to mention the excessive range of movements, and the shot is not light or heavy.

Although Xie Yu is quite repulsive to this hellish other world that he fell into the sewer and crossed into inexplicably, he has to say that even if he was a beautiful man in his previous life, he is still extremely satisfied with his new body.

However, it finally succeeded in arousing the anger of this rough embryo, and the next plan has not yet had time to be implemented, if just now a dodge could not be done, and the terrifying brute force of this rough embryo pierced the skin, leaving an ugly hole in this handsome face, and then you will have to pick up the girl with an ugly scar...... Who's going to reason with that? Didn't you lift a stone and shoot yourself in the foot?!

Moreover, it's okay to say elsewhere, after all, it has been strengthened in the potion bucket configured by the old mage, and it may be nothing to be poked twice by this rough embryo, but for his handsome face, whether he can resist Shrek's emotional finger, Xie Yu is completely uncertain.

Because, although Xie Yu said that he had also thought about improving the defensive strength of his face, but when he was a child, the kind of medicine that the old mage configured for him that could almost stink to death, Xie Yu hesitated for a long time, but he still couldn't muster up the courage and never dared to stick his head into it.

It's not that Xie Yu's consciousness and determination to cherish his beauty are not enough, it's just that if he plunges his head into that potion of potion......

Damn, what's the difference between that and drilling a dung pit?!

As for Shrek's heart-wrenching accusation, Xie Yu patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief, after fortunately avoiding the danger of being disfigured, he still looked like he didn't care, he laughed twice, and then waved his hand and said indifferently: "Oops...... Big brother really doesn't have to be so excited...... It's just a master, and it's not killing people and setting fires, what's the big deal?"

“...... Don't be so excited?!What's the big deal?!Damn!you...... You are recognizing a thief as your father!" Shrek Sea Cucumber raised his eyebrows, pointed at the obsessed little mage, and continued to spit out the stars.

"It's the master, not the father...... Don't get confused!" Xie Yu rolled his eyes and quickly corrected.

"Phew! Uncle Allen said- hmm...... What is it called'A teacher for one day, a father for life'! What is the sacred name of a master...... How can you casually admit it?!" Shrek hated iron but not steel, but suddenly moved out the pit man next door to him.

"Damn!Why is that uncle again?!"

Shrek's righteous indignation made Xie Yu a little crying and laughing, but then frowned slightly, Xie Yu couldn't help pinching his chin again and narrowing his eyes: "What a hell, damn! Who is this uncle?! It's bizarre enough to come up with the bird word 'Wind Flower Snow Moon', and this time it actually came up with such a sentence, this ...... Grandma's, I must find a chance to have a good chat with this uncle...... Gotta see what the hell this guy has changed? This obviously doesn't fit the language conventions of this world! Strange thing......

"Hey, boy, big brother is talking to you, you...... Why don't you pay attention to it? But you just pinch your face there, what's the matter? Do you have a toothache? It's so unbelievable......"

Shrek's eyes widened angrily, looking at the little mage's face full of confusion, touching his chin and rubbing his cheeks, his eyes kept flashing, and he was still smacking from time to time, just because the little mage's voice was too small, and Shrek was angry, so he couldn't hear the muttering in the little mage's mouth at all, but after waiting for a long time, he still didn't see the little mage take care of his eldest brother's righteous and strict teaching, and he couldn't help but be a little annoyed.

"Oh...... No, no, how could I ignore Big Brother?!"

Xie Yu raised his head when he heard this, and saw that Shrek was glaring at the soybean eyes into two peanuts again, looked at himself angrily, smiled bitterly, and then made a look of remorse, and began to sigh lamentingly: "This ...... Alas, the younger brother just felt that what the eldest brother said was very reasonable, and he was thinking about it carefully, so he was distracted for a while...... Alas, this kind of thing should indeed be cautious...... You shouldn't just accept someone else as a master!, not to mention that this person is still an old bastard hated by the eldest brother......"

"Huh...... That's right! The boy finally understood...... Finally, I didn't make my eldest brother angry in vain, alas! It's good to know your mistakes, it's good to know your mistakes......" Shrek looked at the little mage's annoyed expression, as if he had finally repented of his mistakes, and was immediately very satisfied and relieved.

"But...... But, alas......"

"The kid has something to say...... But what are you doing?!" Shrek just grinned for a while, but after seeing the little mage look up at him, he lowered his head again, looking depressed, unpleasant, and a little impatient.

"Big brother, don't worry...... The younger brother meant that although under the careful teaching of the eldest brother, I also knew that it was indeed a little reckless to worship that old guy as my master at the beginning, but ...... He's been my mentor for a while, and I've been a student of that old fellow for a while...... It's not that easy to change, is it?!"

“...... What are some years? ...... How many years have you been visiting that old bastard?"

"Uh...... There has to be a ...... Well, it's been almost ten years, right?!"

"Ten years?!!tsk...... You've been tortured by that old bastard for almost ten years?!Damn!How have you spent the last ten years?!How did he torture you?!Did that old guy stick a needle at you?!" Shrek jumped up when he heard this, then shook his head and sighed, staring at his poor little brother with an extremely sympathetic look.

"Uh...... Not really, but he soaked me in a potion that stinked worse than a all day, and I fainted several times, and he ...... You also know that the old guy is greedy, and he forces me to go up to the mountains to hunt all day long, and then come back to give him barbecue to eat! And the old drunkard must drink wine every time he eats barbecue, and the amount of alcohol is very large, so in the past few years, my family savings have been almost exhausted by him, and I have to sell a few pigs raised by the family to barely scrape together enough money for my brother's schooling, he and ...... I have to carve a chrysanthemum on the tofu with an axe, isn't this deliberately embarrassing? I have something I can't do well, and if he doesn't like it, I'm going to be whipped with a stick...... I was only five or six years old at the time! There are many other things, so I won't give them one by one, alas...... It's hard to say, my little brother really doesn't want to remember!"

"Shit! I knew that, that old bastard had always loved torturing people, and you wouldn't be able to escape it...... However, the eldest brother was only tortured for three years, but you ...... Alas, in the past ten years, it has really hurt you......"

Shrek was really sympathetic to the little mage's experience, while listening to the little brother's grievances, he gritted his teeth, and at the same time squeezed the two fists "rattle", and finally let out a heavy sigh, patting the little mage's shoulder and comforting.

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