"Boy, pay attention to proportions when speaking! It's not 'my' Uncle Allen, but 'our' Uncle Allen, since you are now my little brother, you naturally want to call with me! And...... When talking about Uncle Allen, the attitude and tone should be respectful, and for a cultured person like Uncle Allen, you must maintain enough respect like a big brother!"

"Yes, yes...... Our Uncle Allen!Actually...... Since the last time I heard you talk about Uncle Allen's teaching to you, my little brother has been very fascinated by this uncle, but it's a pity that although he has been famous for a long time, he has no chance to meet, which is a pity......"

Xie Yu turned his head to look at Shrek, who had turned his soybean eyes into peanut kernels, and after a silent bitter smile in his heart, he rolled his eyes a few more times, then held his breath, took a deep breath, and then followed this angry rough embryo and praised the powerful Uncle Allen in his mouth against his will. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"That's right...... Boy, Uncle Allen is that kind of ...... Uh, let's put it this way, though you're a little clever kid occasionally, huh...... You can also have some ghost ideas in some things, but compared to our Uncle Allen, your three-legged cat's cleverness is simply drizzle!"

Shrek, the rough embryo, has obviously enshrined the Uncle Allen next door to him as a god-like supreme existence, and his words and deeds reveal his deep sincere admiration for this uncle, so the little mage's good attitude of daring to admit his mistakes and admitting his mistakes in time naturally made Shrek's resentment come to naught, and he opened a big mouth, as if he was very satisfied with the little mage's knowledge, patted his two huge chest muscles with satisfaction, and despised the gap between the little mage and his uncle.

"Yes, yes...... Your Uncle Allen, uh, what a god our Uncle Allen is, naturally not comparable to a small character like me, Uncle Allen is all great wisdom, and I am all some little cleverness that can't be put on the stage...... Hehe, well, but ......."

Xie Yu looked at the proud look on Shrek's face, and had no choice but to roll his eyes at the sky for a while, and at the same time patted his ass against his will, and then finally frowned, held back the impatience in his heart, and questioned the triumphant rough embryo:

"However, I have heard that what the man of God says is not without any mistakes, and occasionally ...... Well, I mean, occasionally, there will be a little bit of a mistake, for example, when you drink, your mind will definitely not be clear after you drink too much, in this case, say a wrong word or two, or something else...... Belch...... It's very normal to have an unreasonable view!"

"Phew! the kid doesn't change his life, and he actually suspects Uncle Allen!" Shrek's face sank again, and he retorted with a gloomy face: "I admit that others are too drunk and say the wrong thing, but Uncle Allen is absolutely impossible!"

“...... Why?"

"Because...... Well, because Uncle Allen drinks a lot, okay...... Good...... Let's put it this way, Uncle Allen's alcohol consumption is as good as mine, so he won't drink too much at all, and since he can't drink too much, how can he say something wrong?!"

"That Uncle Allen, it's as good as your drinking?!" Xie Yu squinted his eyes and looked at the confident rough embryo, and he couldn't laugh a little: "You...... Are you sure?!"

"Of course...... What's there to lie about?!A good amount of alcohol is good, and there's nothing to be ashamed of......" Speaking of this, Shrek's neck stalked, and the soybean eyes glared again.

"Hmm...... This is also true, even if a man drinks a lot, as long as he does not drink too much and does not go crazy...... It's not that bad!"

Xie Yu pinched his chin, chirped twice in his mouth, and then nodded, agreeing with the rough embryo's point of view, but after frowning and thinking for a while, he narrowed his eyes again, as if he still had some unanswered questions: "You said yours...... Well, our Uncle Alan has a good drink, of course I believe that, but ...... And how do you know?!"

"Hmph...... Big brother, I've been drinking with Uncle Allen since I was five or six years old, so ...... Uncle's amount of alcohol, I naturally know very well......"

Shrek talked about the topic of alcohol, as if he immediately came to the spirit again, the sea cucumber raised his eyebrows, the soybean's eyes widened, and he slapped his chest muscles twice again, with incomparable pride and self-satisfaction in his expression:

"I have at least seven or eight jars of wine, because since I was a child, I admired Uncle Allen's knowledge very much, so I often went next door to listen to Uncle Allen's teachings, and then Uncle Allen left me to eat, Uncle Allen is good wine, and I have to drink a little at every meal, so ...... Later, hehe, I slowly practiced it......"

"That'...... This should be what your Uncle Allen told you, right?" Xie Yu glanced at the arrogant Shrek, pursed the corners of his mouth, sighed secretly, and sympathy began to appear in his eyes: "You...... Wouldn't you count it yourself, when you were eating and drinking at your Uncle Allen's house, a meal...... How many jars did you drink?"

"Boy...... Isn't you laughing at me when you say such things?" Shrek slapped his thigh and jumped up, his ugly face was full of anger and humiliation, and he glared at the little mage fiercely: "You guy, you know that the eldest brother can't count......! Did you do it on purpose?!"

"Uh...... I'm sorry big brother, this question, I'm ...... The little brother really forgot about it! It's really not intentional......" accidentally poked Shrek's sore spot, Xie Yu consciously subconsciously lost his words, and was greatly embarrassed, and hurriedly smiled: "I...... The younger brother is actually talking about the custom of drinking in our hometown, there is no limit, until the drink is refreshing, but the empty wine bottle that everyone drinks is ...... Uh, the empty jar! Everyone put the empty jar next to him, and when he was done, he began to count the wines...... Wine altar, and then start bragging to each other, really don't mean big brother you won't count this thing......"

"Hmph...... Forgive me, kid doesn't dare to ...... But, hey, you kid hasn't really drunk a lot of wine, it's all a little fight, alas...... Life is really boring and pitiful, when you drink a lot of wine, the picture is a happy picture, who will be bored to count the empty wine jar? Not to mention, if there are people who drink a small amount of alcohol during the banquet, uh, it is the kind of person who gets drunk and drunk, that is not very embarrassing for the family, think about it...... You have so many empty bottles yourself, people can't even turn half of them...... It's a matter of politeness......, isn't it? You kid doesn't even understand the rules of the drinking field...... Oh, that's bad, I think I'm going to have to teach you a good lesson......"

"Yes, yes...... I will definitely study hard with my eldest brother in the future, but what do you mean...... You've never seen with your own eyes how much you can drink?!"

"Hmm...... You're actually right when you say that, I really haven't counted it personally, it's all after the two of us drank too much, and when I woke up from Uncle Allen's house the next day, Uncle pointed to the wine jars all over the ground and told me in person......" Shrek scratched his head, blinked his eyes vigorously, and tried to recall for a while, and then nodded with a huge bright head, confirming Xie Yu's guess.

"Hey...... That's really the case...... It's this guy again! Hmph...... This uncle is really a wonderful person!"

Xie Yu has always had some questions about Shrek boasting about his own alcohol consumption from time to time, and he can't figure out how this embarrassing guy who will pour a small glass can always insist that he has at least seven or eight jars of alcohol.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Boy, what do you mean by laughing like that?!"

Shrek raised his head, and was about to show off again, but accidentally saw the sneer on the corner of the little mage's mouth, and found that the little mage's eyes looking at him were also disdainful with deep sympathy, that kind of inexplicable sneer and eyes, making him feel uncomfortable, and he couldn't help but stiffen his chest again, and his eyes immediately widened:

"Boy...... Don't you believe your brother's drinking? Can you still fake such a thing as drinking? Don't you see it with your own eyes...... What's more, Uncle Allen said that drinking seven or eight jars of wine is like drinking water in the eyes of the eldest brother!"

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