Chapter 211: Uncle Allen (I)
"Whew! That little girl is not polite, it doesn't matter, anyway, she has always been very rude and unreasonable...... However, those two elves are also so rude, just get out, you have to get out quickly! You are embarrassed to call yourself elegant! Hmph...... Ah Shi obviously has good intentions! I don't know what to do! No wonder you can't grow breasts, who made you so vicious?! Uh...... But, alas...... Ah Shi is also too bad at speaking, why not poke the sore spot of that thin and tall man? Isn't this a pot that can't be opened......
Xie Yu looked at Shrek's back in amusement after being reprimanded, and then glanced at the female elf Yawen, whose expression was embarrassed and red, and after carefully glancing at Yawen's open chest, in the midst of righteous indignation, he complained a little about Shrek's unscrupulous words. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Tearing off a piece of meat and stuffing it into his mouth and swallowing it hurriedly, Xie Yu felt that he was full, so he threw the rest of the meat back to Robert, who was staring at him with a blank eye but dared not speak angrily.
Looking at the face of the zombie who was unwavering on this piece of wood, a look of joy finally appeared, and after Xie Yu pursed his lips with disdain, he felt that it was really not interesting to stay here, so he took two quick steps and caught up with the bleak and lost back of Shrek in front.
"Alas, boy...... You say, this ...... Why is that? I know ...... Hey, why do you kid want to sleep again? and...... You like to sit and sleep these days?!Where did you learn the problem?!What a weird guy, you want to sleep and lie down!Who sleeps and sits?!Get up! Can't sleep now......
After sitting down, Shrek held his head, his ugly face was full of grievances, and he blinked his soybean eyes in confusion, and looked at the little mage next to him who was about to meditate cross-legged:
"I, I, I...... It's all good intentions! I just want Miss Nicole to pay attention to nutrition and eat more meat to replenish her body...... But why did Miss Nicole suddenly scold me?! You kid has a lot of ghosts, you come to help the eldest brother analyze and analyze ......"
Xie Yu had just returned to the position of the brindled sword mantis's neck, and was about to start meditating after sitting down, when he heard Shrek's complaint, he had to open his eyes again helplessly.
And after glancing at this with a face full of grievances and resentment, the corners of Xie Yu's mouth pulled involuntarily, although he didn't laugh out loud, but the faint mocking smile at the corners of his eyebrows and eyes couldn't be concealed.
"Damn, good boy, big brother, I've suffered such a big grievance, why don't you hurry up and comfort me...... But you can still laugh?!Do you kid still have any humanity?!Look at the big brother who doesn't teach you a good lesson......
Although the smile was very hidden, Shrek still saw the hateful smile of the little mage, which was obviously a little gloating, and couldn't help but immediately get angry, rolled up his sleeves, clenched a pair of fists the size of a sandbag, and glared at the little mage fiercely.
"I ...... Did you laugh again? Wouldn't you...... Alas, what a carelessness!"
Xie Yu scratched his head, looked at the angry Shrek, touched his nose in embarrassment, and didn't want to make trouble for himself and conflict with the bitten Lu Dongbin, so he had to start talking:
"Actually, big brother...... You must have been mistaken, you have suffered such a great humiliation, I can't be angry? How can you laugh? Isn't that too unconscionable? Absolutely wrong! Hmm...... However, if it did laugh, it should have been laughed at by Nicole and the two elves!Uh...... No, it must be like this!hehe......"
"That's pretty much it...... If you kid dares to secretly laugh at the big brother, then break your kid's leg!hmm...... Forget it, alas......"
The little mage's attitude obviously satisfied Shrek, only to see that Shrek's clenched fist finally let go, and glared at the smiling little mage angrily, and then the angry look on his face disappeared, and after a long sigh, his ugly face returned to the original kind of sadness and grievance, and he hugged his head and continued to sigh:
"Alas, I ...... I don't think I'm saying anything wrong, right?!, but ...... But why is that? Why did Miss Nicole suddenly get angry? and...... What are the two elves doing together?? What kind of anger are they having with them?! I didn't talk to them...... Damn! If Miss Nicole hadn't been there, she would have grabbed those two neuropaths and asked them to clarify, and then pinched them to death one by one...... How dare you yell at me!"
"It's just that...... Those two elves are purely looking for trouble, they are all insane, big brother just don't pay attention to them......"
Xie Yu hit the snake with the stick, and after echoing and despising those weird elven clansmen, his eyes blinked twice, but he still seemed to be unable to hold back the curiosity in his heart:
"Big brother, you...... The set of standards for a woman's good looks just mentioned, huh...... It's just that he has a good-looking face, big breasts and big ass...... And what kind of arms are thick, waist and thighs, this set of standards...... You said it was a very cultured next-door neighbor who told you that?!"
"Hmm...... I have been very respectful of this uncle since I was a child, and he is very cultured and knowledgeable, hmm...... There's nothing he doesn't know......"
Shrek nodded, and when he talked about this uncle, the look of this rough embryo revealed sincere admiration and pride.
"That'...... Let me guess, huh...... The uncle next door you are talking about is the one you mentioned to me last time...... Uncle Allen?" Xie Yu paused, quickly organized the wording in his mind, and after clearing his throat, he asked cautiously.
"Uh...... How do you know? It's Uncle Allen...... But, did I mention Uncle Allen to you?" Shrek scratched his head, and Xiao Huangdou's eyes blinked twice, as if trying to remember.
"Hey...... That's it! Hmm...... However, this uncle is really a little ...... Alas!"
As soon as Xie Yu heard the uncle next door in Shrek's mouth, as he guessed in his heart, it was Uncle Allen, who misled people's children, he couldn't help but be happy, and after patting his chest, he began to follow the forgetful Shrek:
"Ash, did you forget? That's the ...... Well, on the first day we entered the mountain, I asked you when the lethality of your face was...... You once mentioned Uncle Allen, and you said that Uncle Allen told you that the little girl ran away when she saw you...... Well, because I was smitten by you...... He also said that girls will behave like this when they meet the man they like...... Isn't that right? Do you remember that?"
"Oh...... Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, it seems like there was such a time! And then your bird came back with two prey, and you roasted us to eat...... We only found out that although you kid is not very old, you still have the ability to barbecue meat!"
Under Xie Yu's continuous inducement, Shrek seemed to finally remember after a while, patted his head, and made a look of sudden realization, and then gave a thumbs up, and didn't bother with the grievances for the time being, grinned widely, showed yellow teeth, and began to smug at Xie Yu:
"Uncle Allen's makes sense, right......? Our Uncle Allen is so cultured......"
"Uh...... It's hard to say if there is a culture, but ......."
Xie Yu's expression seemed to be a little embarrassed, and there was a trace of sympathy in his eyes when he looked at Shrek, and he coughed, and then slowly tentatively said, "You...... As for your Uncle Allen's statement, do you ...... big brother Never doubted?!"
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