(a)

When I was ten years old, I had a hidden disease and gave birth to a master on the flat ground, who was called a jade-faced little white dragon by the people of the rivers and lakes. I have privately inquired with the vendors in the market, but few of them know the name of the master, and there is also a noodle vendor who claims to be the famous jade-faced little white dragon in the rivers and lakes.

I asked the jade-faced little white dragon: Why are you my master?

The jade-faced little white dragon said: Because you are my apprentice.

I said, "Why am I your disciple?"

The jade-faced little white dragon said: Why is your father your father, and why is your mother your mother?

I said, "Because I was born to my father."

The jade-faced little white dragon said: I saved you and gave you a second life, so I am your master.

I said, "When did you save me?" I don't have any impression.

The jade-faced little white dragon said: You almost died as soon as you got out of your mother's womb, but it was for the teacher to save your little guy.

I said, "Am I a monster?"

Master said, "No, you are a human being."

I said: Then why doesn't Jiang Hua have a mask, Xiao Wang next door doesn't have a mask, and the whole Chang'an can't find a child who wears a mask like me?

Master said, "Isn't it good to be unique?"

I said: too unique, a little offbeat.

Master said, "Your crescent white jade mask is made for the master himself, and it can grow with your bones, but it is a rare treasure that is unique in the world.

I said: Since it's a baby, let's create one for Jiang Hua.

Master said: Jiang Hua is everyone's beautiful lady, wearing a mask Chen He is a system.

I said: Jiang Hua is everyone's best girl, what about me?

Master said, "You're a stinky boy."

(b)

Master led me back to the Cliff Valley. The cliffs are steep, and the valleys are hidden. There is a great tendency to climb over mountains and mountains, and escape to the sky. The sky is full of flowers and plants, clear water and blue sky, and the beauty of the water curtain cave. The Cliff Valley is also known as the "Valley of Despair" on the rivers and lakes. It is rumored that the master of the Valley of Desperation has studied the art of medical Gu, gone mad, killed his beloved woman, and only then did he practice the body of immortality, and everyone in the world wants to live forever, so there will be a wave of craze to find the Valley of Desperation on the rivers and lakes, and it will inevitably be bloody. It's a pity that the Valley of Despair is like heaven and earth, and in the Peach Blossom Spring, the world has gone through three hundred years, going forward and succeeding. Lao Tzu died and his son was searched, and his son died and his grandson was found, and his ancestors did not find out why.

There is a rule when entering the valley, you need to close your ears and eyes. Although I entered the valley, I did not know the path to the valley at all. In fact, Master doesn't have to be like this, for a road idiot, the southeast and the northwest can't be distinguished, how can he remember this mountain outside the mountain, a hole in the cave. It's just that I'm young, I'm not enlightened, and I don't understand many things.

I remember naively asking, "Master, how old are you?"

Master said, "I'm afraid it will scare you if I say it."

I said, "Then Master, speak out and scare the disciples."

Master said, "I have lived for three hundred years.

I said, "Master fooled me, my father is only forty." is already bearded, his temples are white, and his forehead lines can trap flies. But the master looked like my brother, but he insisted that he was my great-grandfather's age.

Master said, "That's because your father doesn't know how to take care of it."

I said: My second mother is very good at maintenance, but crow's feet can also squeeze out a few grooves.

Master said, "Men and women are different, and women look old.

I said, "Is that so?"

Master said, "Yes."

(c)

Everything is good in the Valley of Despair, the only bad thing is that there is no meat to eat. Pheasants and wild birds can't eat them, and Master said that these things that fly in the sky, crawl on the ground, and swim in the water are all spirit animals. Because I couldn't eat meat, I was extremely annoyed, and I pulled my face and said, "This big fart bird is also a spirit animal?" I guess if I hold it like this, I will have to eat all the mouse meat.

Master said, "You can't eat rat meat."

I'm sick, and I'm not sick. Illness comes like a mountain, and illness goes like a thread. When it hurts, it is like a black ant eroding the heart, frying the liver in red oil, and the body temperature plummets like an iron and stone ice cube. Master went to the top of Kunlun to pick the white dragon ~ root, waste time twenty or thirty days, I was tortured by the disease skinny as wood, sunken cheeks, ghost-like, how can I find a trace of the pretty appearance of a handsome boy this time? The people in the Valley of Despair are afraid of me, saying that I have been poisoned by a very powerful Gu poison, and I will die if I can't get it right. They are afraid that I will die before the valley lord returns, and that my death will be even more dishonorable. Today this person feeds a white phoenix pill, and tomorrow that person feeds a black chicken ball. Thankfully, I survived until Master came back from collecting medicines, but unfortunately, my illness became more complicated.

I have a brother who worships in the Valley of Despair, this person's surname is Bai, and his name is at the peak. As for whether you can climb to the top by calling the peak, I don't know, but I like his character very much, and he is angry! Xiaofengfeng is a year older than me, and he belongs to the ox, but in fact, his physique is not half as strong as that of the ox.

Xiao Fengfeng saw that I was terminally ill and asked me if I had any last wishes, and I replied to him: My only wish is to eat meat!

Xiao Fengfeng said: There are rules in the Valley of Despair, and you can't eat spirit beasts.

He saw that I was unhappy, and thought for a long time, as if he had decided something important, and said, "If you really want to eat meat, eat mine." Then he put his arm in front of my eyes.

I said: You are not Tang Seng, and I am not a monster, who wants to eat your meat.

He folded his arms and scratched his head, a little embarrassed.

The white dragon ~ root is the medicine guide, and the decoction is boiled to soak the body, which can relieve the cold and detoxify. Soak in the bathtub for half a month to peel off the skin and clear the bones. Xiao Fengfeng knew that I would be bored, so he would always bring this theory of the art of war to stay with me for half a day. Xiao Fengfeng said: Listen to my father, the rivers and lakes are stormy again.

I asked: What is it this time again?

Xiao Fengfeng said: I heard that it was a woman.

I instantly lifted my senses, became interested, and asked, "Oh?

Xiao Fengfeng swallowed his saliva, blinked his eyes, pinched his throat and said: A woman who has captivated the country and the city!

I scooped up the white dragon decoction in the basin with my hand and splashed it on Xiao Fengfeng, who whispered, and said dissatisfiedly: Bai Fengfeng, don't have a eunuch's voice!

Xiao Fengfeng can't say that he is bitter, and he has tears to swallow in his stomach, no one can bully him Bai Fengfeng, but this sick guy in front of him.

Xiao Fengfeng said to me carefully: There is a branch of the Loulan people who are good at witchcraft and are proficient in divination. Knowledgeable about the past and the present, and able to divinate things that others want to know but don't know, such as this woman. The great wizard predicted that within ten years, there would be a woman with the appearance of the country and the talent of the world to break into the rivers and lakes and dominate the world. The rivers and lakes listened to it, and the court was afraid of it. In other words, if you get this woman, you will also get the world!

(iv)

Xiao Fengfeng's voice was full of emotion and excitement. It's like telling a story about the storied history of his grandmother's grandmother. I changed my posture in the basin and cocked ~ Erlang's legs. I asked, "Is it so evil?" Do you know who that woman is, which girl she is, what is her name, and how old is she?

Xiao Fengfeng said: If you know which girl this river and lake has already changed, you sick little kid don't think about picking up girls. Be careful that the valley master knows, you can't do it unless you are castrated.

I roared angrily: Bai Fengfeng, believe it or not, I castrated you first.

Xiao Fengfeng said: Then you have to get dressed first, Xiao Shanshan!

I really want to slap him!

Xiao Fengfeng said: You seem to be particularly interested in women.

I said: Only an elm head like you can not open up, what is a woman——。

Xiao Fengfeng said: What is a woman?

I said, "This woman is like water in this barrel, I need you to soak it!"

Before I was sixteen years old, I always thought that Xiaofeng Feng was Xiao Feng Feng, and later I learned that Xiao Feng Feng is not necessarily Xiao Feng Feng.

Xiao Fengfeng has a twin brother named Ding Xian. The two of them had been curious how I found out the secret. It can only be said that knowing a person understands a person to the extreme, knowing his every move, word and deed, and even some details of his body parts.

Here's the thing, the Valley of Despair has been secretly building a knife all these years, a knife that people block and kill people. This peerless good sword is the twin son of the Ruthless Valley Protector, the peak and the pinnacle. They are no ordinary killers, they are the sharpest knives in the Valley of Despair. On the rivers and lakes, they are the terrifying 'one-knife' white maple. They are a knife, they are a person.

I really can't figure out why the Valley of Despair turned a pair of good brothers into a butcher's knife that only knows how to kill. I also don't understand why people end each other's lives in such a cruel way. And there can never be peace on the rivers and lakes, either fighting for power and profit, or conspiracing and calculating. Of course, it is the Lord who controls the power, and his killers are nothing more than pawns on the chessboard. Losing a piece or two is nothing more than two insignificant slaps. I asked Master: Why do you want to train the peak sages to be ruthless killers, is there still a lack of these two killers in the Valley of Despair?

Master said, "Those killers in the Valley of Despair can only kill people, and I want the two of them to kill 'gods'!"

I said, "There is no such thing as God!"

Master said, "I don't know if there is a god, but if even God can deal with it, I'm afraid that I won't be able to deal with ordinary people?" There are always some people who, although not as good as God, are beyond human beings, and it is really difficult to deal with.

I said, "Why does Master always think about dealing with people?"

Master said, "Jiangshan, one day you will understand the situation of being a teacher. It's not that the master wants to deal with others, it's that others always want to deal with the teacher.