Modern civilization has given a new meaning to the word Xiuxian, which is no longer the tempering of the Taoist state of mind, and is no longer the pursuit of the transcendent divine path.

All behaviors that can make people indulge in falling, staying awake all night, tireless, and not spending money can be called cultivating immortals.

Since it is called cultivating immortals, in addition to the difference between work and rest times and normal people, the physical and mental conditions will also change dramatically with the improvement of the degree of immortal cultivation.

In the early stage, that is, in the realm of the foundation building period, immortal cultivators will have some high levels of excitement, increased physical strength, and reduced general material needs. Entering this stage, immortal cultivators are completely different from ordinary people, and they have initially experienced the great charm of games and anime, and it is also the most addictive stage.

After the foundation building period, they entered the Bigu period, and at this stage, the cultivator's thirst for food was greatly reduced, and often a box of bowls of noodles and a bottle of Coke could meet the needs of a day's mental and physical activities.

After the Bigu period is the god transformation period, the immortal cultivators in the realm of the god transformation period can already control the endocrine and digestive system, sleeping for ten and eight minutes a day is enough, a soak of urine can hold it for eight hours, two or three days without eating or drinking, and spraying people can still spit stars.

Outside the Jindan period of the god transformation period, the obsession with games and anime condensed into a form of nothingness, existing in the mind of the cultivator, no matter what state the immortal cultivator is in, the golden pill will practice independently, and the mind is constantly evolving various game operations and anime plots.

After the Jindan period, I am not me during the distraction period, people are not people, ghosts are not ghosts, for the sake of games and animations, you can ignore ethical and moral laws and regulations, and even ignore the principles of heaven, many women's clothing bosses appear at this stage, which is a symptom of going crazy.

By the time of the final ascension period, the immortal cultivator could already completely detach himself from social civilization, and the whole person would be completely integrated into the second dimension at the spiritual level. The eyeballs are not as big as fists, and they are not considered women in their eyes.

In order to meet the body management standards, I took the pig fairies to embark on the road of cultivating immortals without hesitation, and a week later, under the guidance of me, a senior immortal cultivator, 50 pig fairies and the accompanying trio all successfully stepped into the foundation building period, and I, a fairy cultivation wizard who has not met in 10,000 years, has been one step ahead of them and entered the valley period.

It's a pity that I haven't been able to overcome the need for sleep before the transformation period, and recently I have been cultivating immortals at night to make up for sleep during the day, and my weight has plummeted, which has too much impact on the classroom order.

Oh, this impact is positive, there is less trouble in the classroom, everyone's learning environment has been improved in all aspects, the students are fat as soon as their hearts are wide, and I am running to a lightning bolt to lose weight, but they can't control their weight one by one.

The head teacher looked at this rhythm for eight minutes, and if it continued like this, the whole class would have to become a sacrifice on my path of cultivating immortals.

"Wake up, wake up, what do you always sleep in class? As a student cadre and school leader, is this how you set an example for your classmates?!"

I looked up with a slap of my head, and Eight Minutes was throwing a tantrum at my table.

What is the whole thing?,She handed me a pillow for the first two days of sleep.,How can you say that your attitude will change? Women are too hard to figure out.

I looked left and right in a daze: "That... What am I doing when I don't sleep?"

Bafen knocked on my desk with a book: "Of course the class time is to listen to the class, if you can't listen, you will engage in small actions, and if you can't do it, you will be idle, Mi Xiaomi's little braid is not attractive to you at all?"

Xiao Wensong was taken aback: "Teacher, how can you be like this, even if it is for the collective benefit of the class, you can't sacrifice our goddess~"

Mi Mi whispered: "It's okay, I don't hate it~"

See, what is charm.

As soon as I walked back to the podium, I pulled the straps of the bra of the class flower, and I sensed the change in the cups, and I was happy: "This retreat has given you no less weight in the past few days, and even the cup is one size bigger, and I couldn't make such a big move before." ”

Xiao Wensong angrily accused: "Troublesome students, I don't care if you disturb the order of the class, but you can't play hooligan!"

I sneered at each other: "You know a fart, Xiaomi's cup has become bigger because of me, I'm doing a return visit, I have to be responsible for the efficacy, right Xiaomi, ah no, I have to call you rice, I'll give you a course of closed treatment You can become a rice flower~"

Mi Xiaomi's little face was flushed by my teasing, and several other more open girls next to her were also interested: "It's really a spring classmate, then you continue to close up~"

I said that the teacher won't let me, and besides, as soon as I retreat, you will be blessed collectively, and I am not afraid that I will not be able to manage my body~

A female man said boldly: "Someone signed a contract with a big chest, who can just look at the results~"

Is there an unspoken rule, first heard of it?

The noisy morning passed, and as soon as class ended, the pig fairies ran down from the upstairs in a shaking, and Xiao Wensong was frightened to crawl the water pipe from the window and slip downstairs. I happened to be seen by the stand-in class teacher passing by, and I shouted from afar: "This classmate is good, come to our stand-in class, and I will give you a contract to climb the Burj Khalifa with your bare hands during the internship period." ”

Zhu Ba saw me and grabbed me and walked out, I said what's the hurry, the canteen hasn't opened yet.

"I don't care if the canteen is open, let's brush the eight floors of the pig hole at noon, get some spare equipment, and prepare to attack the sand tonight!"

In order to let them quickly enter the world of cultivating immortals, I took them to practice the introductory exercises that are easier to get started, easy to pass and difficult to refine legendary private clothes and Dragon Ball with a simple plot, it stands to reason that taking girls into the pit should start with Sailor Moon, but the conditions of the pig fairies are... I know everything~

I did a private service at noon, and I didn't care about eating lunch, and in the afternoon I slept happily in the stretching massage of Xiao Xiaosong and C Song, and my eyes were like cats after school, and I couldn't be more energetic.

The pig fairies are in a similar state to me, the only difference is that I heard that they basically don't make up for sleep in class during the day, and they also have the spirit to discuss PK technology to study the plot direction, I can't help but be secretly surprised, is this batch of pig fairies going to skip the valley period from the foundation building period and directly enter the god transformation period?

In the evening, I went online with 50 pig fairies and the accompanying trio, and logged in to a recent popular retro private service, the name of our guild is called three classes a year, and it is the guild with the largest number of people in the district.

In line with the principle of cultivating immortals without spending money, we didn't invest a penny, but we can't stand our hard work and spirit, and we don't lose to those local tyrants in terms of level equipment, and some versions of the legendary private server are good at this, and there is not much advantage in having money, which is very suitable for cultivating immortals.

For the night siege of Shabak we are determined to win, because we have one of the strongest men, no, it is not me, but Oiran.

She is playing a Taoist priest, and as soon as she heard that she played the game, the spare tire group and the former army immediately went online to follow, and the soldiers were selected, and the little female Taoist priest of the Oiran attached a soul fire talisman to whom, immediately more than 2,800 little warriors swarmed up, and the scene card can give you a card to drop.

This battle is even ready to be fought, and in the end, the key is that there are too many people, and the server is too stuck, and when we come back to our senses, it will be dawn. Seeing that it was almost time for class, we washed our faces and rushed out. At the door, I saw that the students next door also came out of the dormitory and were ready to go to class, all of them with dark eyes and listlessness.

Zhu San'er said vigilantly: "Could it be that you are the people of the rival guild who worked with us last night?"

How dare those people take a stubble, the dormitory teacher on duty came to discuss with me, he said Vice Principal, no one dares to take care of you taking people to play games, but can you control your emotions, what is red, poisonous, green poison and fire and hail, howling for a night, who of us can sleep~

I also know that this has a bad impact, and I promised him that there would not be a few more days like this, and the pig fairies got started very quickly, and the next step was to skip high-end online games and directly contact the cultivation mobile games, not only the effect of cultivating immortals is better, but there will be no more disturbances.

In the blink of an eye, a month later, I managed to lose 110 pounds, and the pig fairies miraculously lost an average of about 150 pounds.

This is called the higher you climb, the heavier you fall, the deeper you love, the more painful you cry, the poorer you will become, the fatter you are, the thinner you are.

If we continue to follow this rhythm, it will not take half a month for us to meet the standards required by body management and get through this difficulty safely.

However, the facts did not allow me to do this, because they were all first-time cultivators, and they didn't have such a good foundation as mine, Pig Xian'er and the accompanying trio all showed signs of going crazy to varying degrees.

Today I watched Oiran sit in front of the computer in a daze, operating the mouse with a numb expression, and constantly clicking on the blood-replenishing potion in the character's backpack. I asked her what you were doing, and you didn't lose blood. She replied that she was thirsty.

The pigs next to them were also similar, cutting white pigs with torches in the pig hole, saying that they were hungry.

The Wen brothers silently followed a kobold in the jungle on the border of the hot sand desert for an afternoon, and I said that you two should go up, and the brothers blushed and told me that they would wait until it went to a place where there was no one......

It's all stunned, it's not a joke.

The Immortal Cultivation Project must be stopped immediately!

I said brothers and sisters, we can't do this, what Xiuxian is most afraid of is going crazy, once you can't distinguish between virtual and reality, it is equivalent to being on the verge of destruction, rather than causing you to destroy, I would rather give up the qualification for the literary and artistic examination.

After a day of deep brainwashing and subconscious summoning, the trio of Pig Fairy and the companion finally woke up, and according to my request, logged in to the game for the last time and said a complete goodbye to the virtual world.

At the Siman Internet Cafe, we collectively went online and stood together to take a group photo to commemorate this unforgettable period of cultivating immortals.

Everyone gathered in Shabak, and I took one look at them and laughed.

"In the summer, you don't wear heavy armor, you don't feel too hot~~~"