Chapter 16: The Holy Land of Coolness
Xu Fei asked the locusts to deliver the paper with his own intentions.
Sooner or later, the matter of raising insects will be exposed, and the nature of active exposure and passive exposure is different.
Xu Fei wanted the locusts to curry favor with Bao Zheng, the great immortal on duty, maybe Bao Zheng would be grateful, and even acquiesced to Xu Fei's behavior of raising insects, but his calculation was still wrong.
I don't know when, the locusts broke free from the control of the great immortal on duty and disappeared without a trace.
The Great Immortal on duty is a person with strict laws, and he has no conclusive evidence in his hand, so it is not good to continue to hold on, plus the divine beast is not in front of him, and he has no support, so he has to give up.
But Xu Fei knew in his heart that with this great immortal's temperament, he would definitely visit again.
Through this incident, Xu Fei once again realized that in this world where immortals are in power, there is no human affection at all, let alone the way of thinking of ordinary people.
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Time flies like a white horse, leaving with regrets in the spring, and rushing in the summer.
The sun here is very big, and I don't know if the sun of the fairy world is the same as the sun of the mortal world, if so, it is estimated that the earth of the mortal world has long been baked into scorched earth.
Even the immortal family couldn't withstand the scorching sun here, and at noon, all the immortal families hid, and even the two generals who had always been loyal to their duties did not dare to stand guard.
Not to mention mortals.
In order to escape the heat, Xu Fei has his own set.
Every day at noon, he would take a bath in a nearby pond until the water was about to boil, and then go to the edge of the septic tank to enjoy the cool breeze rising from below.
It is also strange to say, since this septic tank has become an abyss, it has always been a gust of yin wind, and over time, Xu Fei has some doubts about whether this is another passage to the world.
I don't know when it began, this cesspool has become a summer resort for all the immortals, every day there will be a wave of immortals running to the septic tank to cool off, more than hundreds of people, less than dozens of people.
The scene of chilling around the manure tank is very ironic, but for the sake of being cool for a while, whether it is an immortal or a mortal, they can't take care of so much face.
For Xu Fei, this is also a good opportunity to find out.
At present, the immortal family who came here to enjoy the cool air has four major factions.
Demon Immortal Sect, Human Immortal Sect, Demon Immortal Sect, Star Sect [Twelve Constellations].
When the immortal families of these factions came together, they were all harmonious and respectful on the surface, and they couldn't see any disharmony between them.
Although the surface is harmonious, in fact there is an undercurrent.
Since Yang Jian, Nezha, Li Tianwang, and the Four Heavenly Kings of the Human Immortal Sect have been imprisoned, the human immortals have declined, and the demon immortals have risen rapidly, and even the demon immortals who entered the Tao with demons have quietly stepped onto the stage of history.
There are also many versions of the reason for this change in the fairy world.
One of the most convincing versions is:
Once one day, an old man with a crane hair and a childish face walked into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and the civil and military forces of the dynasty did not recognize this person.
The Jade Emperor withdrew all the people and began to discuss with Lao Dao, but the Jade Emperor lost to Lao Dao.
Then there was the Heavenly Court riot, Yang Jian and other immortals went to prison, and finally the Jade Emperor, who was a man of power, also retreated behind the scenes and became the shopkeeper.
Immediately after that, the fairy world opened the show for mortals.
As for what the truth is, no one knows, no matter how confusing the process is, the result is in front of us, that is, the current seemingly calm, but in fact chaotic political situation.
Today is also sunny and hot, and there are many people by the septic tank, at least thirty or so.
Xu Fei couldn't stand soaking in the pond and rushed back.
Xu Fei came to join in the fun, just to listen to the story and watch the performances of the immortals who blushed and had thick necks when they didn't agree with each other.
There are more than three or five people sitting together to play chess, some are arguing together, and there are even fairy bullets playing elegant tunes...... It seems that these immortals really regard this place as a paradise in the fairy world.
In other words, you powerful people, can't you find a place with mountains and waters, you have to play by the dung pit, it's just ridiculous and generous.
Of course, the immortals who come here to enjoy the cool are basically immortals who do not enter the stream, and the immortals who really have status and status have their own summer resorts, which is the cruel manifestation of the strict hierarchy.
The immortal family of the earth immortal cultivator can also resist the scorching heat, but doing so will deplete the vitality, especially in today's turbulent situation, they all want to preserve their strength in case of emergency.
Some immortals are not strict in their mouths, revealing an amazing secret.
I don't know who spread rumors that this septic tank is infested with ancient primordial beasts, saying that as long as you have the fate to get this ancient primordial beast, you can dominate the Three Realms.
It is precisely because of such a rumor that these earth immortals have come one after another, and they are called here to enjoy the coolness, but in fact, they are all ill-intentioned.
There has never been a shortage of rumors in the Three Realms, most of which can only be legends, and only a small number have been confirmed.
Take this ancient primordial beast as an example, it has always been a legend, and even the Jade Emperor, who is in charge of the heavenly court, is skeptical about this matter.
There is also a legend that this ancient primordial beast is above all the divine beasts, even the ten ancient divine beasts have to bow down, but no one has really seen it.
"Xiao Xu, you come to evaluate the theory, obviously he regretted the chess first, and now he doesn't admit it if he loses. Thor and the weasel fairy played chess, and the two quarreled over a momentary win or loss.
"Xiao Xu, come and listen, did I play the wrong tune of this song of Xiaoao Jianghu?" The Pipa Fairy has recently become obsessed with human music scores, and will consult Xu Fei whenever she encounters problems.
"Even Xiao Xu knows that the law of man and earth, the law of the earth, the law of heaven, the law of heaven, and the law of nature are natural, and you still call yourself the Dao Law Immortal Venerable, which is really a false name!"
The onlookers are all watching the fire from the other side, even if the parties fight, they will not interfere, but Xu Fei likes to take care of a little gossip, and occasionally comes forward to ease the tense situation.
In any case, this toilet is Xu Fei's territory within a radius of several miles, and if there are guests making trouble, it is naturally not good for the owner to stand idly by.
Xu Fei came to the chessboard of the Void Illusion, looked at the two great immortals with a smile on his face, and proposed: "Why should the two great immortals fight for red faces, as the saying goes, failure is the mother of success, where can you win if you don't lose?
Don't say it, Xu Fei really has a way of dealing with these diehards, but as soon as he makes a move, no one is unconvinced.
After settling the two great immortals on the chess game, Xu Fei came to the delicate Pipa Fairy.
The Pipa Fairy and the Weasel Immortal both belong to the Demon Fairy faction, and every time they come here, they also have many followers around them.
There were several unknown fairies next to the pipa fairy, although they had never communicated, but their precursors could be guessed from their behavior, some lying on the ground like cats, some sniffing around like dogs, and some habitually scratching the soil like mice.
"Pipa fairy, in fact, I don't know too much, but listening to the tone you play, there are indeed flaws in some places, especially the treble part, you have to be ruthless and accurate, you can't drag mud and water, you try it according to what I said." ”
Speaking of music, Xu Fei has no music cells at all, just talking on paper, seeing tricks and dismantling moves.
The pipa fairy played it again, and then sighed ecstatically: "I didn't expect there to be such a wonderful music score in the world, Xiao Xu, can you tell me how this music score was written?"
Speaking of this music score, it is also the bane planted by Xu Fei, a few days ago, he was bored in his spare time, so he hummed a song Ren Xianqi's version of Xiaoao Jianghu in public, the singer had no intention of listening to the heart, and was hit by the pipa fairy, and asked Xu Fei to teach her the music score.
Xu Fei didn't know what to do, so he sang it several times, the pipa fairy is a music expert, so he can naturally figure out the tune according to the lyrics.
As soon as he went, this pipa fairy became obsessed with the smiling proud rivers and lakes, and every time he came here, he would play it several times before he would give up.
Sometimes Xu Fei also wonders, this fairy should like tactful and delicate scores, why is he obsessed with such high-pitched and free notes like a man?
The women in this fairy world are all thousand-year-old antiques, and their hearts have surpassed those of many men, so they can't be measured by the traditional way of the mortal world.
People or demons who can attain the Tao and cultivate immortals, their original intention is to pursue freedom and freedom, the pursuit of unfettered freedom, even if they have achieved positive results, they are still not satisfied, and even feel that it is just the beginning.
Xu Fei glanced at the pipa fairy who looked like a little girl, and said with a smile: "You play it first, and I'll teach you a woman flower when I go back." ”
Xu Fei was like rushing to the scene, and came to Dao Law Immortal Venerable and Pudu Immortal Venerable again.
The two crane-haired and child-faced old men are already fighting for a red face and thick neck, and they are just short of a fire to fight.
"Two great immortals, you really know how to be more serious. You two are not the same way, so why do you have to impose your ideas on each other?"
Every time Xu Fei opened his mouth, these two so-called Immortal Venerables would listen attentively, and they would never interject.
"I'm going to tell you about my humble opinion today, the Tao is natural, the Tao is three thousand, all of them are different from each other, you can do things that others can't do, say things that others can't say, you are the truth, and you will have the Tao. If you do the same thing together, it's not right, what do you think of my humble opinion?"
"What is the Tao is actually a process of learning from each other, making up for each other, borrowing from each other's strengths, and sublimating together. ”
Xu Fei is really invincible, of course, it's not how powerful he is, it's just that the cultural knowledge of this immortal world is still in the ancient times, and it has been seriously degraded.
One sentence completely conquered the two immortals.
Dao Law Immortal Venerable, said: "Xiao Xu, you are really not an ordinary mortal, if you can't achieve the right result, heaven will not tolerate it!"
Pudu Immortal Venerable, not to be far behind, said: "I know that this time the Immortal Realm has given you mortal opportunities, if Xiao Xu needs to use this Immortal Venerable, he must open his mouth and will definitely help you." ”
Xu Fei smiled: "It's enough to have your sincere appreciation." ”
Don't say it, after having this cool holy land, Xu Fei's behavior has been praised by many immortals, and his approval rate has successfully broken through to more than 800,000.
But all the immortals present gave him a vote of approval, if he can attract more than 20 new guests, it is just around the corner to break through one million likes.