Chapter 102: Bet if you don't agree
King Chechi wanted to find an excuse to vent his anger to Huli Daxian and others, so he thought of the trick of gambling and begging for rain. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Wukong observes the words and looks, how can he not know the little ninety-nine in the king's heart?
So he asked, "Your Majesty, do you want us to gamble with the three national teachers for rain?"
The king said, "Yes, you are here to gamble and beg for rain! If you ask for rain, I will let you go west, if you can't ask for rain, hehe, then I'm sorry, pull them out and cut them!"
Wukong glared: "You really plan to gamble and beg for rain!"
The king said, "What? Are you afraid?"
Before Wukong could answer, Bajie sneered on the side: "The Dragon Kings of the Four Seas have a leg with this monkey, and you actually proposed to bet on this!"
Wujing said: "Second senior brother, it's a good thing to win, what do you care about his bet." ”
Xuanzang said: "Ahem, apprentices, we are guests from afar, we must pay attention to the proportions of our speech, low-key, low-key." ”
Bajie said: "Look at this parallel master, he has begun to pretend to be serious again." ”
Xuanzang shouted and said, "Speaking of business, you come to irrigate again!"
He turned his head and said to Wukong: "Wukong, since they want to bet on the rain, then you can bet with him for the rain, I am very optimistic about you." ”
Wukong nodded in agreement, and said to the king: "Okay, let's come and ask for rain, and when the time comes, you don't have to talk and don't count!"
The king said: "How can it be that the words of the widow do not count!
With the boss's order, how dare the people below do things without care.
Sure enough, not long after, an official Pegasus came to report that everything was ready to stop.
The king was overjoyed, and immediately left the main hall and went straight up to the Wufeng Tower, ready to watch the performance. The ministers also found small benches to watch strongly.
In the face of so many enthusiastic live audiences, Huli Daxian felt that he had more face, and he was about to go to the altar to perform live broadcasts.
Wukong stopped, "Oh, don't worry! ”
Hu Li asked, "Is this still necessary? Whoever asks for it will win." ”
Wukong said: "But if both sides ask for this rain, how should it be calculated?"
Hu Li said: "If that's the case, continue to gamble until the result of the bet comes out!"
Wukong said, "Okay!
The two sides negotiated, and the tiger pulled away and went to the altar to ask for rain.
I saw him holding the sword, burning the talisman and chanting the incantation: "The heavenly spirit is the spirit of the earth, the spirit of the Taishang Laojun is about to manifest the spirit, the prajna paramita, the wind and clouds thunder and lightning split!"
Wukong was surprised: "What kind of international joke! Why did even Prajnaparamita pop out?"
Bajie said: "With my experience as the Grand Governor of the Tianhe Water Army for so many years, this guy is blind!"
Wujing said: "What the hell! This is not reliable!"
Xuanzang said: "Hey, when I hear you say this, I'm relieved!"
As soon as the words fell, a few cool breezes blew in the air.
Wujing exclaimed, "Hey, what's the situation!"
Bajie also exclaimed: "Yo, don't let him be right!"
Wukong said: "Don't worry, junior disciples, wait and see." ”
Suddenly, the sky darkened slightly, and dark clouds drifted in from afar.
Wukong was surprised: "I'll it, this guy still has some real skills." I'll take a look!"
After that, he plucked out a hair and turned into a fake body to stand in place, but the real body came out of the primordial god and flew into the sky.
At this time, there were four people gathered in the sky: Feng Po, Tuiyun Boy, Lei Gong, and Electric Mother.
Wukong smiled and said, "Oh, people are quite together." ”
When Lei Gong saw that it was Wukong who had arrived, he couldn't help but smile: "Grandpa the Great Sage, why did you alarm your master." ”
Wukong said, "I'll come and say hello to you." By the way, are you guys organizing a group to slap Lao Sun in the face?"
Lei Gong said with a bitter face: "Grandpa, look at what you said, how dare we." Isn't this also an errand order, and I have absolutely no intention of going against you!"
Wukong said, "What the hell is going on?"
Lei Gong said: "Grandpa Great Sage, that Taoist priest has a formal professional rain qualification certificate. He burned the talisman seal, in fact, he notified the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor directly issued an order to the Nine Heavens Ying Yuan Thunder Puhua Tianzun Mansion, and this rain request procedure was complete. We are also forced to do so, you always take care of it, take care of it. ”
Wukong said: "Okay, I know, this matter is not to blame on you, you should step back first." ”
Lei Gongdao: "I ......"
Wukong frowned and let out a soft "um".
A few people's hearts are pounding! This monkey is going crazy!
In this case, any words were already superfluous, and Lei Gong and the others hurriedly bowed and retreated.
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Bajie looked up at the sky, the dark clouds dispersed, and there was no trace of wind, so he couldn't help shouting happily: "If it can still rain like this, it will be a strange thing!"
Hu Li was a little depressed, he had never encountered such a situation.
But halfway through the play, you can't give up halfway, right?
So he continued to chant the mantra, burned the talisman seal, and shouted, "The rain is coming!"
Wukong said: "Four brothers, it's rare to get together so together." ”
The Dragon King of the East China Sea said: "Brother Xian, it's not that I'm here to stir up trouble for you on purpose, it's really fate." ”
Wukong said: "A few of our masters and apprentices traveled west to learn scriptures, and they are also fully licensed." Why does this Jade Emperor have to go against me?"
The Dragon King said: "Brother Xian, I can't say the reason for this, you should know it yourself." ”
Wukong said: "It seems that this time the Jade Emperor Lao'er is determined, and I don't dare to smash his field." ”
The Dragon King said: "Great Sage Brother, now we are ordered to do rain, if we disobey the order, it will be a serious crime." You also know that my third brother-in-law, the Jinghe Dragon King, was beheaded because of this kind of thing. ”
Wukong said: "Old Dragon, you don't have to explain! Our friendship is not a day or two, how can I embarrass you." But everything is negotiable, can you make it rain a little less?"
The Dragon King said, "Well...... this"
Wukong said, "Is it troublesome?"
The Dragon King said: "According to the regular channels, it will definitely not work, missing points and missing the time are all big crimes." Well, there's a way. ”
Wukong said: "What way?"
The dragon king said, "We just need to make it rain, but you can make trouble from it." ”
Wukong asked in surprise, "Brother, do you have a way?"
The dragon king said: "Hehe, let me tell you, when we rain later, you can blow a gust of wind, just blow this rain away."
Wukong said happily: "Dragon King, you can do it, you can come up with this kind of ghost idea!"
The Dragon King said: "Hey, for the sake of the virtuous brother, I have to come up with a trick if I want to break my head." ”
The four dragons and one monkey laughed together.
After a while, the dragon kings rained down one by one, and Goku blew and blew with all his might, blowing most of the rain to Java.
After a while, the rain ended, and Wukong said, "Brothers, it's my turn to ask for rain, you have to help me." ”
The Dragon King said, "That's no problem." ”
Wukong said: "There is no Jade Emperor's will, oh, is it really no problem?"
The Dragon King said, "There is a will." ”
Wukong said strangely: "I didn't inform the Jade Emperor, why do you have a will?"
The Dragon King said, "It's because of you." ”
Wukong said: "It seems that there is another engine?"
The Dragon King said, "Not really. I think you messed up the heavens at the beginning......"
Wukong said: "You're talking about asking for rain, why did you go back to five hundred years ago?"
The Dragon King said, "I'm just asking for rain! ”
Wukong said: "Then you say, I won't bother you." ”
The Dragon King said: "I think that when you messed up the heavens, the Jade Emperor invited the Buddha to clean you up, and the result is that the Jade Emperor owes the Buddha a great favor." Later, didn't the Buddha want to prepare for the filming of Journey to the West, and the Jade Emperor issued an edict to order all the immortals under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court to actively cooperate with the Buddha's westward plan, and if the situation is urgent, they can act cheaply. ”
In fact, the Jade Emperor did make this will back then, but there are five words behind this will, that is: "Work is not contributive!"
But there is no specific standard for measuring this 'work without effort', right? So the Dragon King looked at Wukong's feelings, so he naturally worked and worked hard.
Wukong said happily: "Oh, there is such a thing?"
The Dragon King said, "How could I lie to you. So, if he asks for his rain and you ask for your rain, there is no conflict between the two. ”
Wukong said: "That's good, that's good, you guys wait for my signal." There is no need for wind, no need for clouds, thunder and lightning are all free, as long as I give the signal, you will rain down. The four dragon kings nodded in agreement.
After the order was completed, he pressed the cloud head and took away the avatar supernatural power, and Wukong shouted loudly: "Great Immortal, have you finished begging for rain?"
Hu Li said: "I'm done." ”
Wukong said: "Why are there just a few drops of drizzle, it's not enough for the dragon kings to sneeze." ”
Hu Li said: "Eh, this...... It is estimated that there are too many people asking for rain in the past few days, and the water in the four seas is insufficient. ”
Wukong said: "Nonsense! When did you see the water of the four seas a little less? I see, your ability is too low!"
Hu Li said angrily: "You don't care how much it is, I really begged for rain, and now it's your turn! If you don't ask for rain, your head will have to move!"
Wukong turned his head and ignored him, and only said to Xuanzang: "Master, you go up and ask for rain." ”
Xuanzang said: "I, but I don't know anything." ”
Wukong said: "You should always be able to chant scriptures, right?"
Xuanzang said: "That's a must!"
Wukong said: "If you can read it, you can go up and read a few sentences casually, and I will handle the rest." ”
Xuanzang saw that Wukong was confident, so he climbed the high platform.
He didn't know what to do when he went up, so he simply meditated and recited the Sutra.
Wukong estimated that Xuanzang had recited half a cup of tea, so he stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, and the Dragon King of the Four Seas received the signal and immediately started to rain.
This rain is heavy, and the rain is pouring down, and there is a great tendency to flood the imperial city.
When the king saw that the rain was almost falling, he hurriedly said, "Enough, enough, it will be a flood if it rains again!"
When Wukong heard this, he sneezed, and the heavy rain immediately stopped.