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Chapter 45 The Bloody Case Caused by Steamed Buns

The bearded man walked not far away, and the little monkey came forward, squeezed his eyebrows and said, "Second master, the boss doesn't blame you, right?" The bearded man smiled: "You close your eyes!" The little monkey also smiled: "Do you want to surprise me?" Okay. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The bearded man spat thick phlegm into his palm, rubbed his hands, and then picked up his arm, crossed a graceful arc, and heard an explosion on the little monkey's face. The little monkey opened his eyes and said in amazement, "What are you doing?" After speaking, he rolled his eyes and froze on the ground.

The bearded man touched his pig's head face and grinned: "It's comfortable now, it's cool!"

At this time, the owner of the village smiled: "Engong, let you see a smile." Yue smiled curiously: "It's okay, it's normal." The owner of the village frowned and said, "Is this normal?" Yue said curiously: "It's normal, the king of Hades fights little ghosts." ”

The owner of the village said: "But, such a stinky smell is normal?"

At this time, Yue Curiosity also smelled it, and smelled a smelly and fishy smell. He hurriedly pinched his nose: "Who farted?

The owner of the village took a few puffs and groaned: "In my opinion, this is definitely not the smell ......of fart! Could it be that this is the first strange poison in the invisible world that kills people, 'the stench is overwhelming, and the soul is scattered'?"

Yue frowned curiously and said, "Is there such a poison?" The owner of the village said: "It's hard to say, anyway, I think there should be." Yue was curious and said, "Have you heard of it?" The owner of the village said, "No, I guess." ”

Yue was curious, his eyes fell.

"Boss, I have something important to report. The bearded man walked back, "There's good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear first?"

The owner of the village muttered, "Bad news. ”

The bearded man said: "This smell is not poisonous, but the smell of stool." ”

Yue Qian suddenly remembered something, and said, "What the second brother said is right, I stepped on a poop outside just now." ”

The owner of the village said "oh": "Good news?"

The bearded man said proudly: "This is what I pulled!"

The owner of the village was stunned and punched the second child in the nose. With a "snort", the second child's nose was already shattered. He looked at the crumbling dick, suddenly clenched his fists, and roared: "Fortunately, you kid hid quickly, otherwise I would have broken your nose!"

The bearded man immediately froze on the ground and fell unconscious.

In a short time, the table was filled with dishes and steaming hot.

The owner of the village glanced at it, shook his head and sighed: "The dish is a good dish, but there are no steamed buns!" Yue was very curious and puzzled, and asked, "Are you very short of steamed buns here?"

The owner of the village sighed: "Now that the traitors are in charge, the people are not able to make a living, the famine has been going on for many years, and there is no harvest of grains, what kind of family can eat steamed bread? Alas, I haven't eaten steamed bread made of flour for a long time! However, I am still quite good, I eat by hand, occupy the mountain as the king, block the road and rob, and I can eat some stick noodles, tree bark, grass roots, and so on. I heard that it is popular to eat Guanyin soil in many places now!"

Yue was curious: "Can you eat this stick noodles?" Anyway, I don't eat it, even if I starve to death, I won't eat it!"

The owner of the village said: "That's good, let's taste this bowl of shark fin." ”

Yue looked down curiously, and said in surprise: "This is shark fin?" The owner of the village said, "Of course, this is an authentic shark fin made of tree bark." ”

"Shark fin made from tree bark is still authentic?" Yue was curious, his eyelids fell, "Didn't you say that there are stick noodles, stick noodles can be regarded as the delicacy of my dreams! I often dream that I sit here and eat stick noodles, eating with relish and sweating!"

The owner of the village said: "I'm sorry, it's gone." ”

Yue was stunned curiously: "It's gone so soon?"

The owner of the village said: "Yes." In the past, I used to sit here and eat stick noodles with relish, sweating so much that I ate them all. ”

At this moment, the bearded man woke up and got up. Goatee hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Er, are you okay?" The second rubbed his eyes and said, "What can I do with such a strong person?"

The goatee was stunned: "Don't you remember? This is the Panlongling Sky Cave, which is your home!"

The second child scratched the back of his head, and his face was stunned: "My home? I remember that my home is in the northeast, where there are mountains and fields full of soybean sorghum, neat fence yards, and a big thatched house." ”

Goatee was stunned for a moment: "Thatched house, broken, you are stupid!" The second child said angrily: "Who do you say is stupid?" Goatee said: "Aren't you stupid?"

The second child laughed: "You are a fool! I am as good as a monkey, how can I be a fool! A fool looks at everyone a fool, and a normal person looks at a fool is also a normal person, don't you even understand this?"

The goatee smiled slightly, beckoned to a young man who was squatting on the ground and playing with the sand not far away, and shouted, "Fool, come here!"

The young man got up and ran quickly to the second child, wiping the snot from the corner of his mouth: "Hehe, bearded, did you call me?"

The second child waved his hand impatiently: "Go, go, you big fool!"

The young man turned around and grinned at the goatee: "Hehe, bearded, did you call me?"

Goatee said, "Yes, fool, are you a fool?"

The second child smiled and said, "He's a fool, don't you know?"

The young man laughed: "You are a fool! I am as good as a monkey, how can I be a fool! A fool looks at everyone as a fool, and a normal person looks at a fool as a normal person, don't you even understand this?"

The second child's smile froze, and suddenly froze.

The goatee turned around and hugged his fist: "Boss, the second child has become a fool, he wastes air alive and wastes land when he dies, please show the boss how to deal with it!"

The second child relieved himself and said angrily: "The third child, I have no grudge against you, why did you harm me?"

The goatee ignored it, and said: "The second guy, this guy is sober for a while, confused for a while, obviously has intermittent neuropathy, let's kill him, just in case!"

The second child's eyes were like about to breathe fire, and he hissed: "Engong, I recommended you here, but you will take revenge and want to kill me, you are still not human?

"I didn't speak," Yue shook his head curiously, "It's really stupid!, you want to eat shark fin?"

The second child said: "Who doesn't want to eat shark fin?"

Yue was curious and clasped his hands together and said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, my Buddha is compassionate. In that case, you should eat a little!"

The second child was full of joy when he boarded, rushed over and scooped up a piece of "shark fin", and chewed while chirping: "Yes, yes, this fish tastes great!"

"You are not allowed to eat!" The owner of the village roared loudly, "This is Engong's dish! Other people's things, you just starve to death, you can't eat them, people must be principled!"

"But ......"

The owner of the village said angrily: "Engong gave you steamed buns to eat, you can live to this day, but you will take revenge, you are still not human......? Do you have the face of your dead ancestors and ancestors? What kind of face do you have to live in the world? You just know that a person eats shark fin, you are so vicious!"

The second child was stunned, "choked", and pulled out the long knife on his waist.

Yue was curious and hurried: "Second brother, there is something to discuss." You are too young to think about it! Think of your dead parents, who are both thinking of you and calling you from afar!"

The second child waved his hand: "Don't persuade anyone, I have committed such a heinous crime, and I have no face to live in the world! Engong, take care, I'll go first!" After speaking, he wiped his neck with a horizontal knife.

The goatee sighed: "Poor, the second child said no, it's gone!"

Yue was curious and sighed: "This is really a bloody case caused by steamed buns, hateful steamed buns! The sea of bitterness is boundless, and the shore is back, Amen!"

The owner of the village waved his hand and said, "The third child, don't pay attention to the second child, you go to open a big table again, be fast!"

Yue was curious and hurriedly said: "This feast is too rich, I can't eat it anymore, so I won't bother, so I will leave." ”

The owner of the village frowned: "You want to go?" Yue nodded curiously: "You have to go." The owner of the village said, "Could it be that you have something important?"

Yue was curious and anxious to leave, and said casually: "One hundred thousand is in a hurry, and if you don't leave, it's too late!"

The owner of the village smiled and said, "No hurry. Engong finally came back and drank my wedding wine before leaving. ”