Chapter 44: Embarrassment
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Chapter 44: Embarrassment
At first it was a bearded man in a coarse cloth robe, with a fleshy and ugly face, and he looked at it with fierce eyes. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info Yue instinctively took two steps back, and said in a trembling voice, "You guys...... Who?"
The bearded man did not answer.
After a while, a short and thin young man stepped forward and said in a low voice: "Second master, this kid asks us! Hey, who are we?"
The bearded man rolled his eyelids and said, "You are stupid, this is a secret, you must not tell him!" He immediately clenched his fists: "We are the heroes of Panlongling." I opened this mountain, and I opened this road, if you want to live from now on, if you have money, you can hold a money field, and if you don't have money, you can hold a personal field, and hand it over!"
Yue was curious and stunned: "What are you doing?"
The bearded man asked rhetorically, "What do you have?" Yue said curiously: "I only have dozens of steamed buns." The bearded man opened his mouth wide: "Steamed buns?" The thin young man said: "Second master, this kid is very fat! Brothers, tie him up!"
Yue was horrified by curiosity, and shouted, "Don't be impatient, everyone is a Sven!"
The bearded man shook his body and approached. He had a fierce look on his face and his arms outstretched. Look at the situation, and want to choose someone to eat.
Yue Qian suddenly knelt on his knees and begged bitterly: "Strong man, please don't kill me! I have an eighty-year-old mother on top and an eighty-year-old mother below...... By the way, I'm an orphan and a disabled person, so you can just let me go!"
"I don't care, I just want your steamed buns!" The bearded man's waist twisted, and Yue was curious only to feel a flower in front of him, and at the same time a light on his back. He fixed his eyes and saw that the package had already arrived in the other party's hand. He was taken aback, and said in his heart: "It seems that this person is a practitioner, and if you want to escape, you can only use tricks!"
When the bearded man opened the package, he shouted: "Wow! Sure enough, it's a steamed bun, a white and big steamed bun, I'm getting rich!"
He turned his head to look, only to see that each of his subordinates was holding a white and big steamed bun and eating it. He was furious in his heart, shouted, flew forward, raised his hand and gave the thin young man a crisp slap, and snatched the steamed bun from his hand.
The thin young man's eyes showed a fierce light, and he walked towards Yue curiously step by step.
Yue was curious to protect his chest with his hands, and said in a trembling voice: "No, that's all I have, you can ask them!" The thin young man hissed: "I don't care, I just want dry food!"
Hearing this, the little monkey glared at Yue Curious, and walked away angrily.
The bearded man finished eating the steamed bun in his hand in a few bites, wiped his mouth, and arched his hand: "Engong, where are you going?" Yue was curious and couldn't help but be stunned: "Engong? ”
The bearded man raised his eyebrows: "This is a cliff, where is there a mountain, you are in the wrong place!" Yue said curiously: "I want to go out, I want to ......"
The bearded man intercepted, "Do you want to leave here?"
Yue was curious and hurriedly said: "Yes, I just want to ......"
"Don't think so much, come with me to see the owner of the village!" The bearded man stepped forward and took Yue Curious's hand, and said, "The owner of the village will be ecstatic when he sees Engong!"
After a short time, Yue Qian followed everyone into an extremely spacious cave, and he could only follow.
In the middle of the line, a rough man with a goatee walked up. He glanced at Yue Curious, then arched his hand at the bearded man, and said, "The second master has gained a lot!"
The bearded man said in a deep voice: "Don't talk nonsense! This kid is our father-in-law, go and tell the owner of the village!"
The goatee said "oh": "The owner of the village...... It's a long way off. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a person shouting at the top of his voice: "The owner of the village has arrived-"
The bearded man said angrily: "Third child, what's going on?" The goatee smiled: "I'll tease you!"
At this moment, a middle-aged man dressed in a brocade robe and pockmarked face slowly walked out of the inner cave, his robe was covered with patches and a robe.
The bearded man stepped forward and bowed, pointed at Yue Curious, and said, "The master of the village, this is Engong." ”
Ma Yan looked at Yue curiously, and said, "Oh, is he kind to me?"
The bearded man said: "Yes, he sent steamed buns, dozens of white and big steamed buns, steamed buns!"
The owner of the village lit up with his eyes: "Engong, please take a seat, come quickly, come, come here!"
Yue was curious, so he had to step forward and sit down next to him.
The owner of the village said again: "Dare to ask Engongzun's surname?" Yue said truthfully. The owner of the village was stunned: "Are you Yue Curious?" Yue Curious was also stunned: "Yes, do you know me?"
The owner of the village shook his head: "I don't know." However, I heard that this guy died a few years ago, why are you ......"
Yue Curiosity hurriedly said: "He is my colleague, my name is Yue Curiosity." He deliberately said the last two words in a subdued tone to indicate the difference.
The owner of the village frowned: "He's your colleague?"
Yue said curiously: "Exactly." ”
The owner of the village said: "But he is a flower child!"
Yue said curiously, "Uh...... He was a former colleague of mine. ”
The owner of the village said: "You used to be called Hanako?"
Yue was curious and said, "It's definitely not called Huazi, I'm from the beggar gang." ”
The owner of the village smiled: "Scared me, I thought you were called Huazi, you were a fellow practitioner, and you have admired it for a long time." I should have come out to meet you a long time ago, and I've kept you waiting. ”
Yue Curious also smiled: "I don't wait for wine, I never drink." ”
The owner of the village nodded and said, "Well, drinking alcohol hurts the kidneys, so it's okay not to drink." However, it's okay to drink less. ”
Yue curiously waved his hand: "Don't persuade anyone, if you don't drink it, you won't drink it, and I won't drink a sip of wine." ”
The owner of the village smiled: "You are a guest from afar, what can you do without drinking a sip of wine!"
The bearded man suddenly shouted: "Just talking about drinking, what about wine? If you don't drink it, I'll drink it! Where is the wine, let's have a drink!"
The owner of the village said coldly: "Fuck your mother!"
The bearded man was stunned: "You scold me, I don't care, I want to drink! I want to ......."
The owner of the village shouted: "I want your mother!"
The bearded man was stunned: "Boss, what's wrong with you? What's wrong? Do you know you're very manic!" The goatee hurriedly dragged him aside and said in a low voice: "Second brother, what's wrong with you today, what's wrong? How can you contradict the owner of the village? In case the owner of the village blames him, but it's a matter of losing his head!"
The bearded man said: "Didn't you hear, he scolded my mother!"
Goatee smiled and said, "It's not to scold you, there's no need to be angry." It's not that you don't know that the owner's mouth is changed by his ass. ”
The bearded man said angrily: "How can you say that, aren't you scolding, this is very rude and uncivilized!"
Goatee hurriedly said: "The little brother knows that he is wrong, and he still wants to ......"
"You're wrong!" said the bearded man, "The owner of the village obviously changed his mouth with an anus, so pay attention to the wording!"
"Oh...... Got it. Goatee laughed.
The owner of the village suddenly said, "What are you two muttering sneakily about!" The owner of the village said: "It's not just a thing, go and prepare a sumptuous banquet to wash the dust for Engong." ”
The bearded man bowed and said, "Obey." ”
The owner of the village suddenly said: "Stay!" The bearded man turned around and said: "I'm here, what else does the boss have to order?" The owner of the village said: "Where are the steamed buns?" The bearded man was stunned: "What steamed buns?" The owner of the village raised his eyebrows: "The steamed buns given by Engong, have you forgotten?"
The bearded man said, "I forgot." ”
The owner of the village was stunned: "Forgot, forget is it so easy?"
The bearded man smiled: "Yes, I forgot that it was such a simple tune. Eun Gong, have you forgotten?"
"I haven't forgotten!" Yue said curiously, "I clearly remember that I gave you hundreds of white and big steamed buns." ”
The owner of the village was taken aback: "Hundreds?
The bearded man hurriedly said: "It's really impossible, no one in the world can have so many steamed buns, this guy is bewitching the public, please ask the boss to be clear!"
The owner of the village snorted: "Check your mother!"
The bearded man's eyes tightened: "You still scold my mother? My mother is kind-hearted and compassionate, she is a rare good mother!"
The owner of the village said sharply: "Mother? No, what about the steamed buns?"
The bearded man immediately turned around and yelled at the minions, "Where's the steamed bun?"
The owner of the village shouted: "I'm asking you, where are the steamed buns?" The bearded man smacked his lips: "Hey, where are the steamed buns?"
The owner of the village said coldly: "Where's the steamed buns?" The bearded man said: "Boss, I've already said it, where are the steamed buns?"
The owner of the village said: "Steamed bun ......"
"Don't ask, I know where the steamed buns went. The little monkey couldn't listen anymore, so he said, "Report to the boss, the big steamed bun has been eaten by us." ”
The owner of the village was stunned: "Who let you eat?" The little monkey said: "It's the second child, and we don't have a single one left." ”
The owner of the village said in confusion: "So many big steamed buns, can you eat them?" The little monkey smiled: "Yes, the taste is not bad, leek flavor." ”
The bearded man said angrily: "You little monkey, you know how to eat, foodie!" The owner of the village looked at him coldly, suddenly flew up, and raised his hand to be a crisp slap. The bearded man covered his face, surprised and inexplicable: "Boss, you beat me?"
The owner of the village was furious: "It's you who hit!" said it, which was a slap in the face.
The bearded man shouted, "I'll be angry!" The owner of the village didn't say a word, and raised his hand to slap him again.
The bearded man gritted his teeth and said, "Don't mess with me, my temper is very short!"
The owner of the village said angrily: "Irritable, irritable, I will make you irritable!" As he spoke, he slapped him three times.
The bearded man shook his head: "You do this, I'll ...... I'm speechless. "His face was swollen and tall, like a pig's head.
Goatee hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade: "Boss, when is the time for retribution?" The second brother is still useful, just let him go!" The owner of the village rubbed his red and swollen palms and said coldly: "Second brother, since someone kowtows to you and pleads, you can get out!"
The bearded man wiped the blood stains on the corners of his mouth and said, "The third child didn't kowtow, you can't ......"
"Choking", the owner of the village pulled out his knife in his hand, and hissed: "I killed you!" As soon as he rushed out of two steps, he stumbled and fell to the ground.
The bearded man hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Don't you do this, can't I go, I'll go!"