It stands to reason that now that the curse has been lifted, Xuanzang should be very happy. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info pity that he is a well-known unlucky guy in history, and his unlucky degree definitely has the strength to be selected as the top three in the world.

Tang Xuanzang is such a moldy winter melon!

Let's take it as an example: Originally, a team of centaurs walked well, but the white horse he sat down on suddenly let out a neigh, threw off Xuanzang and ran by himself, without saying hello, just ran like that!

The two servants hurriedly left their luggage and helped Xuanzang, who was in pain, to a stone and sat down.

Before the buttocks were hot, a few more monsters jumped out of the side of the road and surrounded the three of them.

Monsters, Xuanzang and others saw monsters for the first time, so scary, scared to death!

One of the monsters laughed arrogantly: "General Ben has been blocking the road professionally for 20 years, and today he caught three yellow sheep, which happened to be sacrificed." The little ones, quickly dragged back. ”

The little demons got the order, rushed forward, tied up the three of them, and dragged them back to the cave.

Back in the cave, the demon king who was the leader shouted, "Little ones, quickly peel them clean!"

At this moment, a little demon suddenly came to report: "The king, Xiong Shanjun and the special priest are here." ”

The demon king was shocked, and hurriedly ordered: "The autumn wind is coming! And he himself hurried out of the cave to greet him.

The three demons entered the cave and talked and laughed, which was nothing more than saying that they had eaten and drunk well recently. While the three of them were talking and laughing, one of the tied up attendants felt sore all over his body and couldn't help but scream.

Shanjun said: "Hey, there seems to be some sound." ”

The demon king was helpless, so he had no choice but to say: "Two brothers, this is the yellow sheep sent to the door at the right time." ”

Shanjun said: "My brother has been eating vegetarian for a long time, and I really miss the yellow mutton." ”

The sergeant also smiled and said, "General Yin is going to have a treat?" ”

The demon king hurriedly said: "What you deserve, what you deserve." So he commanded that three men should be brought up.

Shanjun was also considerate, and said: "Just eat two, and leave one for the general to enjoy himself." ”

The demon king was overjoyed, so he ordered the little demons to take care of the two entourages and dedicate them.

The three demons feasted, and distributed the meat and bones to the little demons, and Xuanzang's soul was frightened.

At the end of the banquet, the two demons said goodbye, leaving Xuanzang with his life. In the middle of the night, I suddenly saw an old man come to the rescue. Xuanzang knelt down and said, "Thank you husband for saving the life of the poor monk." ”

Lao Su said: "This is not the place to talk, I will go out and talk about it." So he took Xuanzang out of the demon cave and walked on the road, and saw that the horse and the burden were nearby.

Xuanzang felt that this matter was very strange, and couldn't help but show surprise on his face. Lao Su said: "You don't have to be surprised, I am too platinum star, and I am here to rescue you today." ”

Xuanzang bowed down again and said: "If there is no Venus to save you today, the poor monk's life will be suspended." ”

Jin Xing said: "But it's not. You are a noble man, and even without my help, you have someone to save you. As for me, I'm just doing a favor. You go west with peace of mind, and if you are in danger, you should turn evil into good fortune, and you will be lucky in trouble. With that, he turned into a gust of wind and walked away across the crane.

After Venus left, Xuanzang complained in his heart: "This trip to the West Heaven, there are many dangers, I haven't stepped out of the border of the Tang Dynasty, I almost lost my life, although I heard that Venus said, my noble man has a noble life, but this kind of play is too bloody, too exciting, bad heart, how can I stand it." ”

Complaining won't change reality. Xuanzang led the white horse, the white horse carried the luggage, one person and one horse, and continued to walk on the mountain road.

Barren mountains and mountains, dark forests, only wild beasts, poisonous insects, pythons and the like along the way, there is no trace of people.

Xuanzang said to himself: "Why is there such a big gap between this westward journey to learn scriptures and what I imagined?"

Don't ask, you're in the top three in the world in terms of unluck!

No, no, you're good enough to be number one in the world!

Sure enough, he had just walked two or three miles when he suddenly heard a tiger roaring in front of him.

Tiger!

At this critical moment, another savior has arrived!

I saw a big man turn out in front of the hillside, and the poisonous insects and beasts around him were startled and fled.

Seeing him getting closer and closer, Xuanzang quickly knelt on the side of the road and clasped his palms together and shouted: "King help! King help!"

The big man stepped forward, helped Xuanzang up, and said: "Elder, don't be afraid, I'm not a villain, I'm just Liu Boqin, the owner of Taibao Village in front of me, and I am nicknamed Zhenshan Taibao." Today, I just want to come out to hunt some prey and drink, and I don't want to meet you, Elder. ”

Xuanzang said in his heart: "There are so many monsters and beasts here, but this owner dares to go up the mountain alone, and he is nicknamed Zhenshan Taibao, it seems that he is by no means an ordinary person, if you want to live in this mountain forest, you still need his help." ”

So Xuanzang said: "The poor monk is a monk who drove down to the Tang Dynasty and went to the west to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures. I encountered a lot of poisonous insects, tigers and leopards just now, and it was thanks to you that I scared them away. ”

Dahan said: "Actually, I am also a citizen of the Tang Dynasty! Since everyone is a member of the same country, I should help you." Let's go! I'll be a guest at my village, and I'll send you abroad tomorrow. Xuanzang was grateful.

Xuanzang followed the big man down the mountain, and met a tiger halfway. Liu Boqin said: "Elder, don't be afraid, when I kill it, I will just cook to entertain you." ”

Who knew that the tiger saw that it was Zhenshan Taibao, turned around and ran. The big man chased closely, and the speed was not slower than the tiger!

The tiger had nowhere to hide, so he turned and pounced on the big man. The big man dodged and gave way, raised the steel fork in his hand and stabbed it.

As soon as the tiger lowered his body, flashed the steel fork, put his front paws on the ground, turned his head and hit the general, trying to overturn the big man, the big man flashed again, jumped to the side of the tiger, and the tiger hit the air. The tiger roared, the tiger's tail flicked, the scissors came over, the big man hurriedly raised the fork to block, and the wooden handle of the steel fork was cut into two.

Good man, I saw him shake off the steel fork in his hand, grab the tiger's head with both hands, turn over and ride on the tiger's back, and hit the tiger's head by holding it.

The tiger was punched more than ten times, rolled over, and lifted the big man off the tiger's back. The tiger shook his head, and took advantage of the big man's unsteady standing to pounce again.

Seeing this, the big man rolled half a circle, picked up the small half-cut steel fork on the ground, took a horse step, held the fork head with both hands, and the tip of the fork went upward, facing the tiger that pounced.

The tiger pounced, the big man gave way to it, and the tiger jumped over the top, and the blood flowed to the ground. Looking at it closely, the tiger's lower abdomen, from head to tail, the intestines pierced through the belly, and it was already dead and could not die again.

This is really bloody, too exciting, and Xuanzang's little heart is fluttering again.

When he came back to his senses, he couldn't help but exclaim loudly: "Taibao is really a god! In just a few moments, a tiger was killed by Taibao." ”

Bo Qin said with a smile: "This tiger clan also has three methods, one pounce, one lift, one cut, I combined the ancient Wu clan tiger fighting method and Tang clan tiger fighting method, I created this Liu clan tiger fighting method, carving insects small skills ear, not into the eyes of the elders." ”

Xuanzang and Bo Qin exchanged a few close sentences, and then returned to the village with Bo Qin. When he arrived at Dezhuang, Bo Qin instructed a few Zhuang Ding to carry the dead tiger in, and then turned around to welcome Xuanzang into the hall, so that his mother and Mrs. Zhuzhai came out to meet. After being polite to each other, Xuanzang once again thanked him for saving his life.

When Boqin's mother heard that Xuanzang was a monk from Chang'an, she said: "Tomorrow is Boqin's father's Zhou Ji, and he also asks the elders to do some good deeds, read some scriptures, and surpass him." ”

Xuanzang said: "You have found the right person this time! I don't know anything else about the poor monk, this chanting is my specialty." ”

The next day, after the meal, Xuanzang cleaned his hands, took out a dignified appearance of a monk, poured incense and worshiped the family hall, knocked on the wooden fish, and began to practice excess, which was a whole day. The Buddha service is finished, and it is evening, and everyone sleeps peacefully.

Don't look at Xuanzang as just a mortal, his professional knowledge is really not covered. On the night when he finished reciting the scriptures, Liu Boqin and his father's ghost dreamed of his family: "I am suffering in the underworld, and now I have been surpassed by the holy monk, and I am going to go to a local tyrant family to be reincarnated, you must thank the holy monk well!"

It is said that Boqin's mother and son all had the same dream, so they came to Xie Xuanzang. Xuanzang said: "Everyone is a Tang Dynasty, it is right to help each other, and Boqin saved my life the day before yesterday." So everyone had another polite greeting.

Xuanzang was ready to set off, and the three members of the Boqin family prepared a silver tael as a thank you, but Xuanzang insisted on not accepting it. So Boqin's mother and wife hurriedly made some coarse noodles and biscuits, let Xuanzang bring them, and ordered Boqin to lead a few Zhuang Ding to escort Xuanzang to the west.

After walking for a long time, when he arrived at the foot of a big mountain, Bo Qin turned around and stood under the road and said: "Elder, this mountain is called Liangjie Mountain, half of Shandong belongs to my Datang, and Shanxi is Tatar. If I go any further, I will be trellifying across the border. ”

Xuanzang Qi said: "Hey, Boqin, don't you go with me to learn the scriptures?"

Bo Qin said: "Hey, I'm dragging my family, how can I accompany you to learn the scriptures? I can only help you get here!"

Xuanzang said: "Aren't you the bodyguard that the Bodhisattva arranged for me?"

Bo Qin said: "Elder, you think too much!"

As he was talking, he suddenly heard a thunderous roar at the foot of the mountain: "Come here! The bodyguard is here! The bodyguard is here!"

This shout frightened Xuanzang into a wit. A Zhuang Ding next to him said: "This cry must be from the old ape in the stone box at the foot of the mountain." ”

Birchin also said: "It's him, it's him, it's him!"

Xuanzang asked, "What old ape?"

Bo Qin said: "The old name of this mountain was not originally called the Two Realms Mountain, but the Five Elements Mountain. Therefore, according to legend, when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, the sky descended on this mountain, and there was a divine monkey under the mountain, and he has not died until now. ”

Xuanzang said: "If you don't die for hundreds of years, you must be a monkey demon!"

Birchin said, "Yes, it's a monster! He often scares passers-by." ”

Xuanzang said curiously: "This monster only scares people, not eats people?"

Birchin said: "He is trapped down there and can't get out. ”

Xuanzang asked again: "That means, there is no danger, right?"

"There is no danger. ”

Xuanzang said: "I want to go and see!"

Bo Qin said: "Elder, you better not go and see it, this old ape loves to play tricks on people the most. ”

Xuanzang said: "Since it's not dangerous, and you don't need to buy a ticket, why don't you watch it? And he also claims to be my bodyguard!"

Bo Qin said: "You also believe what the monster said!"

Xuanzang said: "Anyway, it's not dangerous, let's see if you won't get pregnant!"

Bo Qin smiled: "I didn't expect that Elder, your guts are quite fat! Okay, I'll take you to have a look." ”