Chapter 13: Friends...... Mobile phone to strike?"

"Whew...... Whew......"

Tao Ergou leaned against the wall, guarding the corner, his chest constantly rising and falling, panting heavily.

In the past minute, he used all his strength to ...... the eyes, nose, mouth, chest, waist, and tail of the Pipsqueak shrimp monster and other parts, slash 13 times!

The knife is like a hidden dragon going out to sea, full of momentum!

Unfortunately, each of the powerful knives seemed to be slashed on the iron bumps, and they were all bounced off by the golden carapace of the Pippi Shrimp Monster, leaving no scratches.

On the contrary, it was Tao Ergou's tiger's mouth, which was numb by the force of the shock, and his fingertips couldn't help trembling, and he was a little out of strength.

"Bastard, the shell of this Pippi shrimp monster is too hard to cut at all!"

Tao Ergou did a general inspection of the two kitchen knives and found that several openings had been opened, and although the rest of the blades were intact, they were rolled up to varying degrees, and there was no sharpness at all.

This Pippi shrimp monster does have arrogant capital. It seems that the primitive cold weapon alone can't hurt it at all.

"Forget it...... I don't have time to play with you. Suddenly, Pippi looked up at the clock in the living room, thought for a moment, and then said with a sneer: "Then let's go to the final step, stinky boy, and feel the countdown to life!"

Before the words fell, I saw a flash of golden light, and the body of the Pipi shrimp monster was like electricity, and it jumped from not far away, and the forefeet in the shape of two sickles slashed straight towards Tao Ergou.

Tao Ergou subconsciously raised the kitchen knife horizontally, one gear away.

He only felt a terrifying huge force coming from his wrist, and before he could react, the two kitchen knives had already been knocked out and fell four or five meters away.

The loss of the kitchen knife means that Tao Ergou has basically lost his combat effectiveness. But the Pippi shrimp monster did not stop there, and dodged behind him, and while pressing against his back, countless pairs of arthropods were tightly clasped from both sides of the body, and Tao Ergou's body was locked tightly.

"I'm going to be eaten, I'm not willing!"

Tao Ergou closed his eyes in despair.

One second, three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds passed......

Tao Ergou was a little puzzled, opened his eyes again, and unexpectedly found that the Pippi shrimp monster had put down his body.

However, the current situation is not much better.

Without he knowing, his body had been tied up with hemp rope.

"You give me an honest one, wait for Uncle Ben to prepare the ingredients, fry a few appetizers, and then eat you!"

The Pippi Shrimp Monster viciously pushed Tao Ergou to the floor, and then strode towards the large cardboard box on the ground.

In a flash of golden light, the pair of sickles slashed lightly at the sealing of the cardboard box, and the boxes were neatly scattered.

Inside, there are all kinds of bottles and cans of seasonings, pots and pans of various specifications, and even green onions, green peppers and other green fresh vegetables!

"Boom, I have to say, your kitchen is really good. Pippi carried the pots and pans to the kitchen, looked around, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Little girl, don't worry, Uncle is just going to make a few snacks and dishes, and he will come back soon to eat you." ”

Pipi Shrimp Monster smiled and got into the kitchen, I don't know when it ripped off Tao Ergou's apron, the pink apron was tied around the waist, windless and automatic, there was an indescribable sense of disobedience.

"Smack"

It hummed a little song, closed the glass sliding door between the kitchens, and carefully prepared the so-called appetizers, seemingly not worrying that Tao Ergou would escape or anything.

However, with Tao Ergou's current situation, when his hands and feet are tied, it is a luxury to even stand up, let alone escape.

But not being able to escape does not mean that Tao Ergou intends to give up.

Although you can't stand up, it's perfectly fine to crawl on the floor like a caterpillar.

Tao Ergou swept five or six meters away from the corner of his eye, and lay quietly on his newly bought mobile phone next to the cushion of the sofa.

That was his last hope!

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Zhonghai City, a parallel goods electronic trading market, crowded.

In this era, under the impact of the e-commerce trend, most physical stores have closed down or moved online.

The once prosperous scene of home appliance shopping malls in the streets and alleys is gone, and only this parallel goods trading market is still struggling, wandering in the cracks of the policy, and gasping out a few traces of charming scenery full of characteristics.

Located next to a train station, it is not far away, but the dim lighting and the lattice shops next to it make it feel like it is incompatible with the big city of Zhonghai.

"The latest xx phone...... Fire and burglar prevention, is there any interest in taking a look at ......"

"Authentic xx licensed, Tong Su is not bullied, as long as 998 ......"

"Overseas limited edition, supreme top match...... Mr. Miss inside, please, all kinds of mobile phones can be picked ......"

The flow of people in the mall can be clearly divided into two types.

One is the customers who come to pick up mobile phones, they are mostly college students or young people who have just entered the society, and their economic strength is relatively tight, but they pursue the trend, and they come here to try their luck and see if they can find any new mobile phones with good quality and low price.

The other kind of person is a scalper who helps pull business. They generally keep their heads down like spies, constantly searching the crowd with the corner of their eyes, and once they find a suitable target, they will unzip the trench coat, revealing that there are all kinds of mobile phones hanging in the clothes, and ask in an extremely mysterious tone: "Hey, friend...... Mobile phones are going to be cut down, and the latest mobile phones are going to be cut down ......".

In the dim light, two pretty figures turned out from the exit of the mall.

The girl on the left, with a pale green long skirt that reaches the knees, with jet-black waist-length hair, and straight and white slender legs, is definitely the most eye-catching focus in Fangyuan mathematics.

And on the right, is a beautiful girl with a completely different style. Although her figure is slightly petite, her face is indescribably pretty and cute, with purple short sleeves and light white jeans, which perfectly interprets a beautiful style called "youth".

There's something strange about the picture. On the bustling street, both customers and scalpers turned a blind eye to these two people, as if they were transparent, even if a boy passed by them, they would not peek at them.

The tall girl on the left suddenly said angrily: "Damn Hei Kezong, it will take half a month to repair a mobile phone, if I am really angry with Aunt Ben, it will take me a lot of effort to successfully unlock the binding function of the account." Wait a minute, I'm going to write them an 800-word super bad review!hmph!"

The petite girl on the right covered her mouth and smiled, comforting: "Okay, little fish, don't be angry." In these years, even magic weapons will blow themselves up, let alone mobile phones. Anyway, they didn't give you a new mobile phone, and the service attitude was not bad. ”

The girl on the left was already angry, and retorted: "Hmph, Xiao Yi, what you said is light. Think about it, it's good that something went wrong in the city, otherwise when you were in a hurry in the primeval forest, you would have crashed directly, wouldn't you have to get lost for several days and delay a lot of things?"

The purple-clothed girl known as 'Xiao Yi' was stunned, and then brought herself as a road idiot into the plot that Yu Xuan'er had just exemplified.

"Report, you must report to death!"

She suddenly felt that the Black Branch Sect was really very hateful, and she couldn't wait to lock their sect master in a small black room, and directly locked up for ten or twenty years before it was really happy.

If you're really in a primeval forest and don't have a navigator...... Not to mention a few days, is it possible to get lost for more than ten years?

Thinking of this, the petite girl Xiao Yi reminded with some fear: "Otherwise, write another 1,000 words of bad reviews, remember to focus on reminding them of the stability of the navigation module." ”

Yu Xuan'er: "......".

"Xiao Yu'er, don't be stunned, look, look, someone added you to WeChat!"

Suddenly, the girl Xiaoyi stared at Yu Xuan'er's newly changed mobile phone screen, and screamed as if she had discovered a new continent: "Wow, Tao Ergou, what a handsome Taoist number, or a male Taoist friend!"

"Honestly, Xiao Yu'er, did you secretly carry me behind your back and steal a man!"