Chapter 560: Your whole family is a maggot

"One person doing the work of two people, no wonder your face is so bad and your eyes are so dark. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xu Zhimo wanted to laugh a little, it's really interesting, this product really doesn't rest 24 hours a day, wearing white clothes during the day to pretend to be a day wanderer, and wearing a black dress at night to pretend to be a night wanderer, working in shifts day and night.

This product is too evil, it's too evil, and it is absolutely the first bitter and tired immortal in Heaven.

I really can't imagine that the gods have such a hard job? Even hard-working mortals don't have such an inhumane occupation, what kind of situation is it? Is it being rectified?

There must be a reason for this.

couldn't help but be curious, Xu Zhimo deliberately said again: "The Night Wandering God and the Day Wandering God are the same person, this is too ridiculous, too nonsense, this great sage doesn't believe it." ”

As soon as his heart moved, Riyoushen also responded: "Yes, he lied." ”

Xu Zhimo pretended to be angry again: "If anyone lies to me and says that the Great Sage of Heaven, I will let him walk around without eating." ”

Night Wandering God's face trembled: "Great Sage, I am never lying, the Jade Emperor knows about this matter, if you don't believe it, go ask the Jade Emperor." ”

"Don't try to fool me away. ”

Xu Zhimo's face turned cold again, and he said, "Ask what Jade Emperor Lao'er, if it's true, you can tell me the reason now." ”

"This ......"

The night wandering god showed a bitter look, as if he couldn't say that he was suffering.

The Sun Wandering God immediately became energetic: "Great Sage, you see, he really lied, I am the real Day Wandering God, and now I suspect it, this Night Wandering God is fake." ”

"Well, that makes sense. ”

Xu Zhimo nodded pretending again, and looked at Ye Youshen with a suspicious expression.

Xu Zhimo played a double reed alone, and the day wandering god continued to participate: "I suspect that he is the 10,000-year-old maggot demon, and I learned that the great sage is coming to destroy him, so I pretended to be my brother Night Wandering God, wanting to escape your ears and eyes, and also wanted to take the opportunity to kill me." Great Sage, this maggot demon is really evil, cunning, and vicious. ”

"You're the maggot. ”

Ye You was so angry that he was about to explode his lungs, obviously the other party was fake, and he wanted to give him the name of a big maggot demon, his face was white, he hung a pair of eyeballs, and roared directly: "Your father and mother are all maggots, your whole family is a maggot demon, and your ancestors are maggots for eighteen generations." ”

"Presumptuous. ”

Xu Zhimo almost burst out laughing, forcibly suppressed the laughter, and said angrily: "Listen to your tone, look down on the demon, isn't it, this great sage is still a mosquito demon." ”

"No, no, no. ”

The night wandering god suddenly went back again, only to suppress his anger, swallow his anger, and force out a smile: "Great Sage, I am angry that this holiday wandering god deceived you, it is too hateful." He angrily pointed at the Sun and the Wandering God, sneered at each other, and shouted: "Great Sage, I suspect that he is the real maggot. Although he hadn't seen any maggots, now, he took it seriously.

"Nonsense. ”

The god of the sun shouted: "Great Sage, I am true, I swear to the sky, I vouch for my personality." ”

"You see, he's vouched for his personality. ”

Xu Zhimo couldn't hold back his laughter, continued to pretend not to believe in the Night Wandering God, and said angrily: "Don't tell the reason, today, no matter what you are, this Great Sage will destroy you as a maggot." ”

"Great Sage, I'm really a night wanderer. ”

"The night wandering god, the day wandering god, is really a small god. ”

The night wandering god was extremely wronged, he was so angry that his teeth itched, and he said depressedly: "Great Sage, this matter, the Jade Emperor has an order, not to tell anyone, otherwise I will ...... Hey, I'm going to be worse than I am now. Suddenly, his face became desolate again.

"The Jade Emperor is old. ”

Xu Zhimo shouted: "Say it quickly." "I'm happy in my heart, haha, could it be that this decay has been rectified by the Jade Emperor?

Riyoushen also shouted: "Yes, there is a kind of you who say quickly, you big maggot demon." ”

"Grass, this god is not a maggot. ”

The Night Wandering God was about to be spoiled by Xu Zhimo, and he just wanted to go wild, but after looking at Xu Zhimo, the Great Sage of the Sun, the dead man's face trembled slightly: "This ......" He knew the prestige of the Great Sage, and in order to save his life, he could only explain it clearly, and he could only sigh again.

"Great Sage, do you know something, a long time ago, I was the guardian god of the Jade Emperor, only because I made a big mistake, I made it like this, and I was punished by the Jade Emperor and part-time night patrol at the same time. ”

"I was originally a handsome and dashing god, and after a long period of contact, I had such a bad complexion and became a pair of giant panda eyes. ”

Speaking of this, the night wandering god sighed again, and the face of a dead man became even more desolate and tragic.

Xu Zhimo was even more curious: "The Jade Emperor is too ruthless, it's very inhumane to treat you like this, what did you do to offend him?"

The Night Wandering God sighed: "The Heavenly Realm wants to exterminate the Heavenless Buddha of the Demon Realm, the Jade Emperor ordered me to pass the order, sneak attack at noon, he said it was noon at noon, but I made a mistake and passed it to noon and noon......"

Speaking of this, his pale face turned slightly red, and he was a little shy: "Great Sage, the sneak attack at noon, you can also imagine the result, my Heavenly Realm army suffered heavy losses, and returned defeated, and I never dared to offend the Demon Realm again." ”

After this incident, the Jade Emperor was furious and said that since I don't distinguish between day and night, let's go to the day and night gods, and make a good distinction between day and night, and this matter cannot be announced to the public...... Ahem......"

Ye Youshen coughed dryly twice, if he wasn't forced to be helpless, such a humiliating thing, he really didn't want to say it.

"I ...... Hahaha......"

Xu Zhimo was very happy for a while, he was speechless enough for this goods.

No wonder it's so decaying, so miserable, who made him make such a low-level mistake, it's all deserved.

However, when he thought of the Heavenly Realm attacking the Demon Realm and carrying out a sneak attack, Xu Zhimo felt a burst of joy in his heart, it was so embarrassing.

"Great Sage, now you believe it. ”

Ye Youshen smiled bitterly a few times, and when he saw that Riyou God didn't speak, he thought he was speechless, and said hatefully: "Great Sage, you must be careful, this person is of unknown origin, and he tricked you into leaving the Heavenly Palace, I don't know what the intention is." The little god guesses that he is most likely a maggot demon who wants to trick you into going to his lair and plotting against you. ”

"Hahaha. ”

That knows, the Sun Wandering God suddenly laughed three times, and began to shout again: "Great Sage, obviously, the Night Wandering God was making up a story just now, and he is the real maggot demon." ”

The Night Wandering God was furious: "Great Sage, I'm not, he's a maggot." ”

The day wandering god shouted again: "Great sage, I vouch for my personality, the night wandering god is a maggot demon." ”

"Grass. ”

Yeyou was so angry that he went crazy, and scolded: "Guarantee your mother, you big maggot." ”

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Xu Zhimo laughed wildly in his heart, how can there be any maggot demons, they are all made up by him, he has played enough, and he is sure, the night wandering god is the day wandering god, and the day wandering god is the night wandering god, that is to say, killing the night wandering god is equivalent to killing the day wandering god, and a piece of Haotian Jinque fragment is in hand.

Now, it's time to take the fragments of Haotian Jinque.

(To be continued.) )