"Chaos! I'm coming!"

The gray chaos exploded, and I saw Xiao Ming holding his head high, his waist on his shoulder, and his nostrils facing up, looking like he was about to kneel down. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After waiting for a long time, it may be that his neck is sore, well, it is his neck that is sore, Xiao Ming put down his noble head.

"Hey, why is there no one in this chaos?" Xiao Ming glanced left and right, and was stunned that he didn't even find a piece of chicken feathers.

But it doesn't matter, who is our Xiao Ming, that's me!

Look in one direction, trot and jump all the way, and go for a better future.

"Ah, there are no beauties, no children, I'm a free grass~"

Xiao Ming sang while running, the ghost cried wolf, this is okay, there is no one in the chaos, if there is one, he will eat Xiang to show you if he doesn't come out and kill Xiao Ming.

Although we Xiao Ming are very happy, but the happiness that no one shares is not called happy, what is it called?

Who is our Xiao Ming? The world's first, and this should only be in the sky, no one in this world knows who doesn't know, so, sullen? Hehe, you're slapping me in the face.

So, after making sure that he couldn't find his way back, Xiao Ming embarked on the gray and arduous road of finding someone.

"Anyone?"

Xiao Ming strode forward, never looking back, fried chicken in his left hand and beer in his right hand, and a small rain cloud floating above his head, after all, fried chicken and beer are more compatible on a rainy day.

Go, go, look, find, Xiao Ming gnawed up the fried chicken and drank the beer, and he didn't find a piece of chicken feathers, so Xiao Ming began to be depressed, this depression began to think, this thinking wanted to do things, but there was no one to do things, no way, after thinking for a year, Xiao Ming patted his forehead and had an idea.

As a result, chaos has become such a style of painting.

"Who has a tattered bottle to sell!"

"One dime of waste paper, two cartons, and waste household appliances. ”

"Mobile phones, computers, refrigerators, trade-in, trade-in. ”

............

"Sell~ tatters!"

"Chopsticks, spoons, big pots, sell them at a low price. ”

............

"Outside the nickname, Pangu and the pig have to tell the secret. ”

"Hongjun Ancestor's past and present life. ”

............

Xiao Ming shouted as he walked, his voice was hoarse and enthusiastic, not to mention, he really shouted people out.

What about this chaos, in fact, it's not that there are no living beings, it's just that the chaos is too big, and there are only a few living beings.

As a result, this group of people became the first boy group in the wilderness - the house group!

Hongjun is the boss of this house, also known as the Taoist of the giant house!

Originally, when Xiao Ming entered the chaos, he knew it, after all, he was also a quasi-saint who was awesome and terrifying.

However, as an otaku, you can't ask him to see Xiao Ming, this is coming, aren't we going out? Hehe, I'll tell you, unless that person is resurrected and opens the world again, otherwise Lao Tzu will never go out.

So, although I was screamed by Xiao Ming's beautiful singing voice and tatters, although we were moved, after all, we have been at home for so many years, and there are a lot of tatters at home, not to mention, mobile phones, computers, refrigerators, what kind of thing is that, innate spirit treasure?

But ah, we are the Taoist of the giant house, the otaku of the otaku, you said that if we go out, what do you want our little friends to think of us? Right? What do you let those little people I raise suffer? Right?

Therefore, I don't go, isn't it just a mobile phone, isn't it just a computer, isn't it just a ...... Well, sleep, sleep and it'll be fine.

And then ......

"Hongjun Ancestor's past and present life - on the road of crickets' counterattack!"

Hongjun was suddenly blinded, Hongjun Ancestor, is that me? What is that? However, it seems that he means that the cricket is me?

This is not right, this is unbearable, when Nima went out to see beautiful women in the future, people pointed out, "Look, that's a cricket." ”

Damn, Lao Tzu still wants to take off the single.

No, I can't bear it, Hongjun Daoist was angry on the spot, and as soon as he turned around, he rushed to Xiao Ming with a "whoosh".

As soon as he stretched out his hand, Xiao Ming flew out, and inserted the onion into the soil, and before it was over, Hongjun Daoist picked up Xiao Ming's bench and went up, and lifted it and smashed it.

"C......rickets, c

Xiao Ming knelt down directly, didn't understand anything, he was beaten up directly, hey, this hurts, it's really heartbreaking, love hurts, and it's irreparable no amount of effort.

"Stop!"

Hongjun Daoist was smashing it, and he poked his hand out all the time, grabbed the leg of the stool, and roared angrily: "Why are you beating people!"

"Why?"

Hongjun Taoist laughed, laughed directly, you fucking still have the face to ask why I beat you, call you Ya to sing, and sing so ugly, tell you Ya to collect the tatters, and not to collect the tattered of my house, tell you Ya to change your mobile phone, don't you know that I don't have a mobile phone?

The more Hongjun Daoist thought about it, the more angry he became, the more angry he became, and he grabbed the bench again.

Xiao Ming: ...... Woowoo...... You bully people......

Two days later, Hongjun Daoist was tired and couldn't figure it out, sitting on the bench panting, of course, the bench was pressed on Xiao Ming's body.

Xiao Ming doesn't want to be aggrieved, why? Why are you beating me? Don't I just want to chat with you? How boring this chaos is, I'm here to be a pistachio, not a punching bag.

"Boy, why are you here?" asked Hongjun Daoren.

Xiao Ming said he didn't want to speak, and threw a big roll of his eyes.

"Say!"

Xiao Ming trembled three times, "My mother forced me to get married, but I didn't comply, so I came here." ”

"Oh~" Hongjun Daoist sighed and continued to ask: "The other party is ugly?"

"No, it's as beautiful as a flower, the most beautiful I've ever seen. ”

"Is that a bad temper?"

"Not really. Gentle as water. ”

"Is that a bad reputation?"

"No, her reputation is on the top of the list. ”

Hongjun Daoist was strange, "Then why did you want to run away from marriage?"

Xiao Ming's face bloomed with a divine light in vain, "My goal is world peace!"

"Ahh

Hongjun Daoist shouted violently, carried the bench and went up again, crackling, it was even more neurotic than neurotic.

"Oh, why are you beating people again?"

"I'll go to your world for peace, and Lao Tzu will represent thousands of otaku, singles, single dogs, lone wolves, and spare tires in the wilderness...... Birds, rabbits...... Kill you bastard!"

Xiao Ming: ...... I...... Mom, I'm going home......

(Author, there are people in Chaos, you see you can't eat Xiang?)