Running away is an art, just like getting out, not only need to run fast, but also to escape artistically. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

First of all, when escaping, it is a question of which foot to step on first.

Left foot? No, that's left-leaning thinking, what is left-leaning thinking? I don't know, but it's certainly not right to take the left foot;

Right foot? Yes, that's right-leaning thinking, and it's not okay. (I already knew you thought I was going to step on my right foot.) Right-leaning = friendship, when you run away, can you talk about friendship? This still needs to be asked? Are you still being cheated by your friends at a low rate?

So, the correct answer is definitely jumping! Come on, come on, put your feet together, one, two, three, jump! Yes, go on, jump

Secondly, when it comes to escaping, do you take the big road or the small road?

Stupid man! You're so big and put it in the middle of the road, you're blind when someone's titanium alloy dog can't see you, or what's the matter?

I'll just hehe, even if you find the author's idiot, he knows to run away and take the path, you say who doesn't know? Ah, you just say sleep!

So, ah, this correct answer is to heaven! If the master of the big road and the small road don't go, let's go to the sky to play, you see how well the pile is written in N years: Why don't you take advantage of the wind and soar up to 90,000 miles?

Finally, the key question is, where are you going to escape?

That's the territory of the Wu clan, not to mention how tired it is for the ancestors and witches to blow you out, let's just talk about that little in Houtu...... Ahem, big beauty, as soon as you make a phone call, aren't you exposed?

Nan: Hehe, hehe, you dare to go to Her Majesty's territory, and you are not afraid of the whip dripping wax? SM are you not afraid? In case she gets another beast...... What, do you say you're afraid? Also, Miss Feng Jiaojiao, you know wow, tsk, that's sour, you said and Houtu...... Ahem, what's the difference between big beauties?

Xi?En, yes, the Chrysanthemum Daoist Zhun Ti is just waiting over there.

(Zhun Ti: Ah Che~)

Please allow me to be silent for three minutes, not for you, but for your IQ, the cuckold Zulong Daoyou is singing, "Come back soon~ I can't wait anymore!"

Okay, since there is no escape from the east, west, north and south, I propose, let's go to Chaos, let's not talk about the chaos treasures, let's say that he is big, big, that's everything, you see those short, can they be compared with the big? Don't say anything else, just talk about Tang...... Okay, let's go to Chaos.

Very good, make up your mind, just do it, Xiao Ming immediately became restless, pack! pack! crazy pack!

What oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, what pots and pans, that is all indispensable, even the toilet seat, that is also properly carried, after all, we are pure imports from Japan when millions of aunts went crazy to snatch back, yes, and this rice cooker, tsk tsk, the rice made by the Japanese rice cooker is fragrant, except that it is not delicious, there is nothing wrong.

Here, in the cave of the East Queen Mother, Nuwa also visited for the nth time.

Don't get me wrong, this is the first time now, it's just that when he beat Donggong before, he was always running around, and he had no choice but to block at home and beat him.

Hey, then again, what about Donggong? I haven't seen him before.

(A small forest, Donggong: snake...... Snake...... Emma...... Snakes!!)

Nuwa twisted her waist with a motherly look on her face, "Xiaodong, come, do it, tell your mother, how long have you been pregnant?"

Dogleg Zifeng Jiaojiao, "Yes, yes, tell my sister." ”

The Queen Mother of the East is very cramped and very painful, of course, if she had, it would have been, the misunderstanding was explained clearly, although the damage to Xiao Ming was a little greater (Xiao Ming: If you come out, I will kill you if I don't run away. But why did things change as soon as this Nuwa came out? What mother, daughter-in-law, oh my God, can anyone tell me what the hell this is? Oh, by the way, could it be that kissing can really lead to pregnancy?

Nuwa smiled and touched the head of the Queen Mother of the East, "Don't be afraid, Imperial Army...... Heaven will not bully you. ”

(Ahem, popular science, the so-called Huangtian Houtu, refers to Nuwa and Houtu, so this Nuwa is Huangtian, and Huangtian is Houtu, there is nothing wrong with it.) ）

Dogleg Feng Jiaojiao, "Yes, yes, I won't bully you." ”

The Queen Mother of the East was helpless, "What's that, it's nothing, it's Bobo." ”

"Oh my God, Bobo!" Nuwa screamed, "Then you're pregnant." ”

Dogleg Feng Jiaojiao: ...... Are you really a mother?

The Queen Mother of the East was stunned for a moment, "Bobo can really ...... Pregnant?"

"Then you can be. Nuwa was very sure, "Back then, I was Xiao Ming who was born to Bobo." ”

Dogleg Feng Jiaojiao: ...... Wait, wait, there's so much information and I need to be quiet...... Bobo is pregnant, in fact, Xiao Ming is out of the family?...... Xiao Ming, Bobosheng, said so...... It's so exciting.

Queen Mother of the East, "Then who are you with Bobo?"

Well, worthy of a woman, the focus is the same.

Nuwa was shy, waved her hand, "And ***"

"Who?"

“***”

What kind of thing is this? I can't hear it at all, who the hell is it, saying, saying, such an adult, what are you ashamed of?

Nuwa stomped her foot, "It's ***"

The Queen Mother of the East and the dog-legged Feng Jiaojiao widened their eyes all of a sudden, my good girl, my brother is amazing, it is actually ...... Oh my God, this is too ...... Too...... No wonder Xiao Ming is so cheap, it turns out that it's all genetic.

For a while, the two women looked at Nuwa in shock, with that expression, that look, and almost knelt down and called Daddy.

Nuwa looked embarrassed, and then stretched out her hand, "Xiaodong, you can raise the baby with peace of mind, and the ...... in the future"

Before he finished speaking, he saw that on the mountain, a large lump of unknown things rose into the sky, and in the blur, I could vaguely see a bag of salt, two pots, three stools, four plates, five cups, six clothes, seven pairs of chopsticks, and eight spoons......

Anyway, it's just a mess.

"Oh my god, what the hell is this?"

The creatures of Buzhou Mountain were stunned, after so many years, this was the first time they had seen so many things flying up...... Boom, fly, fly, these things fly?

For a while, all the living beings panicked, especially Xiao Pixiu, Xiao Zhengtai, holding his big hand and not letting go, he was afraid that if he let go of the bowl, even the rice in it would be gone.

Nuwa, the Queen Mother of the East, and the dog-legged Feng Jiaojiao were also stunned, "This ...... Aliens have invaded the earth, and how can these pots and pans still fly?"

(In the pots and pans, Xiao Ming laughed: Woohahahaha, happy life, I'm here!)