"Big brother, why are you beating me?"

Xiao Ming raised his head, his tears were broken, that was called a grievance, mother, beating someone, the old man beat someone. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Hongjun Taoist rode on his little friend, nose to the sky, naked contempt, hit you? hehe...... Who hasn't beaten Lao Tzu since the birth of Hongmeng? Ask Lao Tzu why, how old are you?

Besides, if Lao Tzu knew, he wouldn't be an otaku!

Hongjun Daoist is very melancholy, really melancholy, there are not a dozen people who have been beaten, and there are two dozen fights, but I just can't remember why I am the one who fights.

"Ahh

Hongjun scratched his head, dandruff was called a fly, hula can snow.

Xiao Ming was lying on the ground, mourning his sorrow, hey, the white expanse in front of him, and he was immediately happy, "It's snowing, it's snowing." ”

After shouting, open your mouth, raise your head, eat the first snow, everyone has said in stick dramas, eating the first snow can make your dream come true.

This time I looked up, and I saw Hongjun Dao people scratching their heads, and Ciao howled your sister, is there any public quality, this girl is a public place, how can you defecate anywhere.

Hongjun Taoist people are very aggrieved, you just defecate everywhere, Lao Tzu is called: snowflakes fluttering, the north wind Xiao Xiao......

Xiao Ming said go to you girl Lich King, I don't know that the author's girlfriend has been taken badly, give him happiness, didn't you do well in the exam?

Hongjun Daoist said that this has nothing to do with him, and it is all Tsai Ing-wen's fault.

Xiao Ming agreed, I'll go to your girl, it's okay to make a hairy call, isn't the phone bill expensive? I don't know if a certain waste can't pay the phone bill?

Hongjun Taoist said that it was a drop, and asked Xiao Ming if he could see the legend of the blue sea, and he also wanted to raise a mermaid.

Xiao Ming said that he had heard a little.

So, the two brothers went to get a mermaid together, and only the abandoned little friends were left to tear their hearts: the snowflakes are fluttering, and the north wind is Xiao Xiao~~

This Xiao Ming took Hongjun Daoren all the way to the north, although he said that he showed up to find death now, but looking at Hongjun Daoren's sturdy little physique, Xiao Ming felt that it was not a big problem, after all, this product was a troubled boy, and the pheasants were stewed by him.

At this time, the top of the North Sea.

Kunpeng takes his little babies to swim freely on the white sea, and the little Kunpeng is very naughty, one will go to the sky, and the other will pee......

Kunpeng was very happy, and smiled happily when he saw the little baby's happy appearance, of course, if it wasn't for the smell of the water just now that the smell of brushing his teeth was a little noisy, then he thought he would be even happier.

At this moment, two rays of light flew from the sky, colorful and with holy light.

Kunpeng thought to himself, "Since ancient times, treasures have been lived by virtuous people...... Well, yes, I'm very virtuous. ”

So, with a hula sound, he went straight up to the sky, his wings spread, and he went straight up to 90,000 miles, and he inadvertently fell between the two lights, and with a clamp between the two paws, he grabbed the two lights in his hands.

Kunpeng smiled, a dive, and a high-altitude turn of 720 degrees Thomas slalom landed perfectly.

"Hey, son, let's see what good stuff Daddy has caught. ”

Xiao Kunpeng was very well-behaved, and when he answered, he ran over, and when he looked out, he saw his father holding two people in his hands, an old man and a little child.

"Hey, Dad, why did you catch such a thing?"

Kunpeng's shape was concave for a long time, and he broke his work in one sentence, and when he looked down, he saw where the two of them were lying in the palms of their hands*** When they heard the content, their faces were green at that time.

"I said, Uncle Hongjun, what's wrong with this big bird, there is a bubble in the brain, why do you arrest people?"

"You ask me, who do I ask?"

"Oh, yes, you're not human, you're a cricket, no wonder, this big bird is hungry. ”

"I'll you, who is the cricket? Who is the cricket, Lao Tzu is the earth dragon, the earth dragon!"

"Uh, what's that?"

"Well...... It's grasshoppers!"

"Cut, it's not still a cricket, hey, that big bird, what you want to eat is this old man, don't eat me, you can't afford to eat. ”

"You're a cricket, I kicked it to death. ”

"Yo he, kick people, you old arms and legs, cross me, Lao Tzu will kill you. ”

So, the two of them fought in Kunpeng's claws.

According to the force value, Hongjun can fight a hundred, and according to IQ, Xiao Ming is a mentally handicapped child. However, these two goods just had a tie, and they were churning on Kunpeng's claws, and you spit on me to cough up a mouthful of phlegm, and after a while, Kunpeng's claws became a feast for the sea and sky.

"You two stop me!"

Kunpeng was furious, and the horn wind blew, and the two goods flew directly out, flying tens of thousands of miles.

Xiao Kunpeng was puzzled, "Dad, Dad, why are you trying to beat them away, what a fun villain." ”

Before Kunpeng could speak, a voice came from above the head of the little Kunpeng, "Villain, hey, I said Xiao Kunpeng, have you grown your hair? Dare to say that the uncle is a villain, believe it or not, I will show you a pillar of optimus immediately." ”

Xiao Kunpeng was very aggrieved, he looked at the only hairless place in him, and cried sadly.

This cry, it's a bad thing, it will provoke Kunpeng directly, Yaya, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it, you dare to scold my son, Lao Tzu will kill you.

With a magic decision, Kunpeng's body shrunk, appeared directly in front of Xiao Ming, and slapped it directly.

Let's talk about this slap, it's not simple, where the palm phoenix passes, the space is shattered, the sky is pitiful, this is a flood of wilderness, the strength of the space, Da Luo Jin Immortal group can't break it, I didn't expect Kunpeng's slap to be broken. It is conceivable that if this is smashed on Xiao Ming's body, it will not be smashed into ashes.

Xiao Ming's mother said, as soon as she turned around, she pushed Hongjun Daoist to the front, at this time, send an old man up, not to mention the virtue of arousing the other party's respect for the old and love for the young, just say Are you afraid of us slandering you?

Sure enough, Kunpeng's palm was retracted with a "swoop", and he stood up for a while, looked to the right, and said to a primary school student.

Hongjun stepped forward happily and grabbed Kunpeng's face, "I said Xiao Kun, do you think you are looking for death?"

What's the matter? Xiao Kun? Oh Mom, such an awesome character dares to call Xiao Kun, this is going to be made.

"I'm sorry, teacher, but I was wrong. "Kunpeng is very well-behaved.

Xiao Ming is very confused, this old man is a teacher? Yes, ugly, black-bellied, unreasonable, this Nima is not a teacher, is that not an expert? Or is it the one who just got in?

Hongjun Daoren was very proud, and slapped his face, "Then you catch me, do you know that I just picked a female university...... Uh, adjust a position to rest!"