"Hey, Xiao Ming, go home and eat. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Xiao Ming: ......

"Hey, Xiao Ming, your underwear is off. ”

Xiao Ming: ......

"Hey, Xiao Ming, is this the money you dropped?"

Xiao Ming: ......

Looking at Feng Jiaojiao's distant back, the rabbit crawled out of the ground gnawing on the carrot, sat on the ground, and asked, "Do you really ignore her?"

Xiao Ming: ......

The rabbit threw the carrot on the spot, "I'll go, you don't even pay attention to me......?" It's unreasonable to unload the mill and kill the donkey, oh my God, do you see it? This is the world, I ......."

In the chaos, Heavenly Dao took a bolt of lightning, put it down, picked it up, and put it down again...... Turning his head, he said to Dadao, "I want to kill him." ”

Dadao's face wrinkled, "I want to do more." ”

Back to the earth.

Xiao Ming: "Don't *** I am a tree that is absorbing the nutrients of Mother Earth." ”

Ahh

Phew! What the hell is it! With tears in his eyes, he left.

The more Feng Jiaojiao thought about it when she walked, the more painful it became, Yaya, you Xiaoming old lady wronged you? Why did you wronged you? You still gave the old lady a face, do you still want to live? Do you want to live?

As soon as I turned around, I went back again, and after walking for a while, I saw the rabbit come down with a gloomy expression.

"Hey, rabbit, where did you go?"

"Xiao Ming is crazy?"

"What?"

"Xiao Ming...... Crazy!" the rabbit howled (well, didn't cry) like a dead father.

Feng Jiaojiao suddenly panicked, this is not good, my child can't have a crazy father, so she rushed towards Xiao Ming in a panic.

"I am a tree, a big tree, a big tree!"

"Ah, earth, I will draw your milk, but do not kiss me, or you will be pregnant. ”

"Oh, O sky, I will accept your sunshine, but don't kiss me, or you will get pregnant. ”

"Ahh......h

Xiao Ming faces Buzhou Mountain, like a big tree, full of poetry.

Feng Jiaojiao and a group of goods surrounded Xiao Ming, looking at Xiao Ming's fluttering hands and confused look, they didn't know what to do at all, this ...... This...... It's a whole neurosis.

"What's wrong, what's wrong, what's wrong?"

The Queen Mother of the East, who had been thinking about it behind closed doors, ran over, although she was thin-skinned, but as the heroine, at this time, her importance was self-evident.

As soon as Xiao Ming saw the Queen Mother of the East and heard her voice, it was no less than a thunderbolt on a sunny day, which made him directly turn from a tree to a tree...... Person!

I saw that Xiao Ming jumped up, jumped three feet high, and soared for three thousand meters in a swish, staying on the clouds and not being able to survive.

"Ahh

This ****** embarrassing, the Queen Mother of the East is at a loss, and she doesn't know what to do when she stays there.

"Xiao Ming, you come down for me!" Feng Jiaojiao roared angrily.

"Oh, don't call me, that she-bird, if my saliva drips, you'll get pregnant. ”

Feng Jiaojiao: ......

"Xiao Ming, you get down for me, grandma, I can't cure you!" The old wolf said angrily, of course, the main thing was that he was tired with his head up.

"Oh, male wolf, though you are male, believe that my kiss will impregnate all living beings. ”

Okay, there's no rut, there's really no rut, Xiao Ming is cheap, just the first cultivation of these people, who can you say can stop it? I asked, who else! Yes!

"And me!"

Who dares to say such a big thing? Don't you know where the trouble comes from? A group of goods turned their heads and looked over, only to see a group of blue spirits on the other side of the mountain and the sea...... Ahem, what, on the other side of the mountain, a big beauty turned out.

Before he could speak, Xiao Ming floating in the sky wailed, and the whole person ran down, and everyone didn't see it clearly, and then an earth-shattering cry rang out.

"My mother, someone is bullying me, you have to be my master. ”

Everyone saw that in the arms of the great beauty Nuwa, who had just turned out, Nuwa was crying with her waist in her arms, and that almost made a group of goods really feel guilty.

Nuwa sighed and touched Xiao Ming's head, "Idiot, idiot, you ......"

Speaking of this, Nuwa stopped talking, looked up at the sky, and saw a pair of eyes looking at her in a trance.

Human?hehe...... What a daunting task.

He lowered his head and said to Xiao Ming, "What's wrong? Who bullied you?"

As soon as Xiao Ming turned his head, he pointed at a group of people and shouted: "They, they are bullying me, they don't say anything about wronging me, they punish me, and they don't allow me to cry." ”

A group of goods was embarrassed, coughing one by one.

Nuwa smiled and asked again, "Why?"

She ...... She said she was pregnant with my baby. ”

The Queen Mother of the East was shy, "People ...... People are not old ......."

Before he finished speaking, he shook one hand, and when he looked up, he saw Nuwa's sparkling eyes, "Oh, you're pregnant? How many months have you been? Boys and girls? Why are you still pregnant? Quick, go back with your mother." ”

"Poof......

Xiao Ming spurted out a mouthful of blood, Mom, are you really my own mother? Don't get excited when you see your daughter-in-law, okay? Your son is still a virgin, what if your daughter-in-law is ...... Phew, she's a hairy daughter-in-law, and Lao Tzu doesn't know him.

Of course, Xiao Ming couldn't say these words, why, a mouthful of blood was stuffy.

The Queen Mother of the East is very shy here, what should I do? The fake pregnancy was also discovered, this ...... The naked embarrassment is almost comparable to the embarrassing dance of a girl one day.

"The ......"

"Yo, are you shy?" Nuwa's smile was sweeter than honey, "Girl, tell your mother, did Xiao Ming bully you? ”

"Poof......

Please note that this is not Xiao Ming, this is Feng Jiaojiao, Feng Jiaojiao spit out a mouthful of blood, and her eyes were filled with tears.

Oh my God, why are things moving so fast, I'm the original partner, what, Nuwa...... Eh, Mom, look at me, I'm the eldest daughter-in-law, I'm the boss, she's the fourth, the fourth, Mom.

So, in order to defend her position as the boss, Feng Jiaojiao said that she was out of the way, what kind of little three and four, no matter what, keep the boss first.

I saw Feng Jiaojiao take a step forward, came directly to the Queen Mother of the East, and grabbed the hand of the Queen Mother of the East, "Yo, sister, you have to take care of your body." ”

"Poof......

Well, this time it's all my colleagues, a mouthful of old blood spurts out, and the picture is strong.

And Xiao Ming ...... Let's be a tree!