"Outside, outside, the Queen Mother of the East on Buzhou Mountain was forced to get pregnant, who is the rapist?"

"Outside the number, morality is degraded, the relationship between Donggong and Dongwang is revealed, the East Queen Mother is pregnant, but the biological father is not Donggong, is it a curse or man-made?"

............

"Smack!"

Feng Wu slapped the table, and Old Man Feng shuddered in fright. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Who raped my sister and deprived my poor nephew?"

Old Man Feng (Confused 1.0): ...... Well, very good, this is said, then the Queen Mother of the East must be pregnant.

"That, Xiao Qi, the little girl of the East Queen Mother is not necessarily pregnant, you also know, now these entertainment memories are all good and ......"

"How could it not be true!" Feng Wu turned her head and glared at Old Man Feng, "My poor sister is so weak and kind, I was afraid that someone would attack her, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it...... Woowoowoo......"

Old Man Feng (Confused 2.0): ...... Okay, you are amazing, all the Taiyi Golden Immortals have become weak, and all the flood wastes have become ants.

Coughing twice, Old Man Feng stiffened his head, "It's been more than three hundred years since our Feng Clan and the Dragon Clan were at war, and it's not good to fight back and forth." ”

Okay, it's okay that Old Man Feng didn't say this, as soon as he said this, Feng Wu exploded.

"Zulong, you bastard, Lao Tzu Bingqing Yujie, you actually said that I climbed the wall? You don't even look at what the old lady is, the wall still needs to climb, can't I fly?"

Old Man Feng (Confused 3.0): ...... I said I couldn't read it.

"It's those entertainment memorabies scribbled, every real thing in the mouth every day, either this derailment or that climbing the wall, and those water army, this Nima, my mother, no quality, no culture, no morality, no three no products, Ya made the old lady's Yao, the old lady will kill your ancestors for three generations sooner or later!"

Old Man Feng was very puzzled, "However, Yu Ji also said that the Queen Mother of the East is pregnant, why don't you ......?"

Feng Wu stared at Old Man Feng and roared, "You guys are standing over there!"

Old Man Feng (Confused 4.0): ...... Woman, I'm served, see the Queen!

............

After speaking, the Feng clan said the dragon clan.

Zu Long flipped through the newspaper with reading glasses, and there was a dog lying on his stomach...... Dragon!

"Tut-tut, this lace news, it's really exciting, I was attracted to the old dragon. ”

"Yo, is the Queen Mother of the East pregnant? Obediently, this Donggong is really ruthless, will this child call him father or uncle in the future?"

"Oh, I'll go, rape, how awesome it is to rape a Taiyi Golden Immortal, no matter how you say it...... Old dragon, I'm like this. ”

............

Xiao Bing looked at the disgusting feeling of reading the newspaper and picking his feet at home, and suddenly said that he might want to change the organization, after all, he is such a cleanliness boy.

"Who's going to dig the dung, you come over to me. ”

Zulong raised his head and called, and the cleanliness boy suddenly ran over and lay on the ground, "Zulong God, invincible in the world, thousands of generations, unified the wilderness." ”

Zu Long was satisfied, and waved his claws, "Sing a song." ”

The fecal BOY stood up, and the two paws began to make a noise, "Follow my upper claws and lower claws in slow motion ~ lower claws and upper claws overlap in slow motion......"

"Bang"

"This singing god horse, it's ugly. Zu Long slapped the cleanliness boy who was digging dung with a big paw, staggered to his feet, patted his hollowed out body, and prepared to go to the grassroots level to enjoy the afternoon of studying abroad with the fighting people.

"Hey, I'm really a good leader who cares about the development of humanity. ”

Before I put on my armor, the daily newspaper was delivered at noon.

In addition to the nickname, the goddess of the Feng clan, Feng Wu Dashen, personally confirmed that the Queen Mother of the East was pregnant and expressed her grief over it. ”

For the first time, the goddess of the Feng clan, Feng Wu, responded positively to the derailment door, saying that she was not climbing the wall, but flying over. ”

"Feng Wu Goddess talked about the ancestral dragon god for the first time after cheating, and threatened to let him get out, he is just one of many concubines, you are gone, I still have a litter. ”

............

There is no need to say the next thing, Zu Long is angry, as soon as he tears his clothes, the left Qinglong, the right white tiger, and the old cow are in the center, carrying a big drum!

Of course, Xiao Ming on Buzhou Mountain doesn't know this, he is already completely immersed in the joy of being a father.

(Xiao Ming: Joy your sister, joy, touch this you girl to give Lao Tzu a try!)

Xiao Ming trembled his mouth, trembling (kneeling on the ghost washboard), and looked at the Queen Mother of the East, "You, you, you...... Say it again. ”

"The child is your ......"

"Poof"

Okay, before I finished speaking, Xiao Ming spurted out a mouthful of old blood, my God, what kind of sin did I create, Xiaohong, I can't stand you. Xiaohua, I can't wait for you, virgin, why did you leave me like this......

Wait, virgin, when did you leave me, I don't know.

Xiao Ming's eyes instantly ignited with a raging fire, and he glared at the Queen Mother of the East, "The child is mine?"

"Yes!"

"When?"

"Today!"

"How did I not know?"

"No way, you're obviously sober!"

"I ......"

"Hmph! scumbag!" Hou Tu appropriately increased his sense of presence and grabbed a scene.

Xiao Ming wanted to cry without tears, looking at the Queen Mother of the East, very sad and indignant, "I really don't know." ”

The Queen Mother of the East was angry, although we are unmarried and pregnant, you don't want to marry, but you can't be so bad, right?

So, her face pouted, and two lines of tears came down, "You want to play Laipi?"

Sure enough, tears are a woman's best weapon, and as soon as these tears came, the melon-eating masses who didn't know the truth surrounded them.

"I didn't expect you to be such a person, Xiao Ming, I misjudged you. "This is the old wolf.

"I'm ashamed of you, you've disgraced a man's face. "It's a rabbit.

"Ah, life, man. "It's a behemoth.

"You've let me down so much. "It's ...... Little Blackbird.

Xiao Ming was angry, and kicked the little black bird away, I'm disappointed in your sister!

Then, he looked at the Queen Mother of the East, his face wrinkled, and asked, "I really can't remember." ”

"Okay. The Queen Mother of the East said that in the face of the scumbag, she had to come up with irrefutable evidence.

The people who shook their heads, sighed, and were sympathetic to the melon-eating crowd all around, and their eyes were wide in order to come up.

"You put people ...... that day ...... the queen mother of the East was shy in vain.

"How's it going?" said the people who ate melons that they had to insert advertisements.

“...... Kissed. The Queen Mother of the East covered her face.

"Eun, then what?" the melon-eating crowd was very active.

“......”

"Gone?" the melon-eating crowd had a bad premonition in vain.

"Yes!"

"Puff ......"

On a certain day, a certain year, a certain month, and a certain day in the flood calendar, a vicious homicide case occurred in Buzhou Mountain......