Last year, Xiao Ming bought a watch. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Of course, Xiao Ming can't buy a watch, not to mention that he has nowhere to buy it if he wants to, as a poor ghost, even if you sell him, you won't have the money to buy it, right?

This sentence purely expresses Xiao Ming's cute heart at that moment.

Hehe, Xiao Ming said that he was very hehe, Nima Fengshen list is full of calves, oh, no, bull baby.

What does it mean that Lao Tzu is too forgetful and pure and inactive? You see, the old man who scolded his mother with bare arms is Lao Tzu's goods.

"His grandmother's, why can't Lao Tzu sit here, who is Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu is the eldest son of Pangu, the roots are red, Lao Tzu is a rich second generation, Lao Tzu is an official second generation, you guys, you guys, live in Lao Tzu's house and don't let Lao Tzu sit here, Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, kick you to death!"

Just do it, Lao Tzu took a leap, and the big shoe bar went to the gods.

The old wolf doesn't look good, hey, old man, we can't do this, what's the good with a cool waist? You also said that you are the second generation of riches and the second generation of officials, this thing has a bad waist and bad kidneys, and you can fix it after the end.

Wailing, a dog pounced, hugged Lao Tzu and dragged it back.

And who else, Nuwa and his brother, Fu Xi, yes, is the one with bad breath, obedient Longdi Long, the emperor of the people, majestic and unparalleled, I TM immediately like buying a watch. Is the whole big man good, it's still the kind that sells cuteness.

"Sister, you take a look at Lao Tzu's goods, the whole one is endless, let's not deal with them in the future, okay, although we are not as good as them, but we are cute, even if there is no way in the future, you rest, I sell cute, we can eat enough, right? ”

Fu Xi picked his feet, then his nose, and then ...... Eaten!

"Vomit~" Nuwa vomited nauseously.

Zu Long decisively mended the knife, "I'll wipe it, Nuwa is pregnant, how do you take care of Fuxi, bring it out like this, bring it back quickly, what's wrong with the fetal gas?"

The gods "swished" and began to squish, oh my God, what is this called? This is called whining...... I can't say such a shameful word, but this news, the sky, the earth, the god of songs.

Fu Xi was stunned, sweating and bearing the eyes of the gods, it was called a suspected Milky Way falling nine days He faintly sensed that something was wrong, and he quickly squinted his little eyes to look at Nuwa.

Sure enough, Nuwa's face was pale, and she even forgot to beat Xiao Ming, she first glared at Fu Xi fiercely, and when she shook her body, she came to a big snake dance, and she was flexible and stuffed her chest into the squeaky nest.

Just when the gods were about to give flowers to the palm and start rewarding, Nuwa's coquettish cry shook all the creatures in the heavens and on the ground.

"Sister Feng Wu, I saw the ancestral dragon catch a fish yesterday!"

Kindness?

Caught a fish?

Hold the grass!

The tears of the gods flowed, moving, really moving, we knew that race couldn't stop love at all.

"I didn't, you call it slander!" roared the ancestral dragon, pulling his neck.

"Yes, slander!" Kiss jumped out, "Zulong's father is not someone's father." ”

"Papapa" Xiao Ming instantly brought up applause, this is a divine mending knife, really not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of pig-like teammates.

Feng Wuqi's face was flushed, and he didn't want to be angry.

However, Nuwa was still angry, and continued to break the news, "The day before yesterday, he had a king, and the day before yesterday he had a tiger, a lion, a dog, well, and a cow!"

Xiao Ming: Hey, 110? Yes, there are people here who are fighting with weapons, and they beat them so hard that they have half of their arms off.

Zu Long wants to cry without tears, this is retribution, the old man, I have such a hobby of promiscuity, or I came secretly, this is good, it all exploded, although the face is long gone, but this, this, Feng Wu is estimated not to go to bed, what do you say, my God.

Feng Wu's face turned red and he was mad, it turned out that the hobby of the person who pressed me was...... Zulong, you do the first year of junior high school, I do the fifteenth, I still don't believe it, the old lady is eaten by you!

"Xiao Ming!"

"Ahh

Feng Wu flicked his sleeves and took Xiao Ming into the cave, and with a flick of his sleeves, a forbidden that was so strong that there was no boundary fell at the entrance of the cave, and then ......

"Ya Yan Butterfly, what are you going to do? Don't, don't, Ang belt, Ang belt, card at least, card at least ......"

Anyway, no god can understand that words, but the meaning contained in them is that every god understands, after all, Xiao Ming's name is so exciting.

A group of great gods looked at each other, that, it seems that things are in order.

Zu Long's face was pale, and he took a deep look at the cave, a gloomy aura echoed in his eyes, and his originally handsome face with a little cheerfulness was now the same as the ugly comparison of the mosquito man, which made people dare not look at it at all.

"Hmph!" he flicked his sleeves coldly, turned around and left, unable to stay even for a moment.

And his group of subordinates were disgusting and disgusting, and they lined up one by one to glare at the cave, and then followed behind the boss's ass and flew away.

The gods who stayed behind were embarrassed, this ...... Isn't it just a competition for a judge's seat? As for playing so big? It's easy to die if you do this.

"Ah...... Yes...... One two three four...... Yes...... Ah......h

The gods listened speechlessly to the coquettish panting in their ears, it was called an embarrassment, just like watching the awkward dance of a certain magical girl on a children's channel, it was called a goosebumps running all over the ground.

"Hmph!" In vain, the prohibition on the cave was broken, Feng Wu sat on the chair, looking out coldly, his clothes were good, and he couldn't see the slightest bit of it.

And Xiao Ming, holding a pillar and humming hard, groaned (vomit~) in his mouth, and the mountains were stacked, the same as the spring of the sea.

The hearts of the gods suddenly relaxed, it's okay, it's okay, it's just acting, it's just acting, otherwise if it's true, Zu Long is not...... What about the Zulongs?

Just when the gods were about to collapse, Feng Wu also found that the ancestral dragon was gone, his face was snow-white, and infinite grievances filled his heart in just an instant.

I entered the cave with a male in front of you, and I made such a shameful sound, you don't even care, hum! You are ruthless, Zulong, you are ruthless. Don't blame me for not being intentional!

Feng Wu stomped his feet, got out of the cave, and flew directly.

Gods, look at me, I'll look at you, okay, then that's it, anyway, the sky is falling and there is a high block, run, run, if you don't run, we'll be in the top tank.

Another group of great gods flew away.

There was only one left, an old man, a few bald donkeys, a snake, a dragon, and a few **** from the hybrid village.

(Author: Very good, I successfully lost the new singing voice, otherwise Jacky Cheung would have to kneel with our voice.) ）

(Xiao Ming: Ah...... Pain~)