Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain, and there was a Xiao Ming kneeling on the washboard in the temple......

Xiao Ming is aggrieved, very aggrieved, he holds his head high, stares at the sky, sheds tears, and shatters the crystal clear heart of a young man!

Why? How can you do this to me? I was the one who lost my first kiss, I was the one who was used on my chest, and why was I the one who was punished?

I am not convinced! I ask for an appeal! I demand fair treatment!

"Bang Bang"

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Feng Jiaojiao retracted her claws very satisfied, twisted Xiao Ming's red and swollen face very affectionately, and left satisfied.

Xiao Ming looked up to the sky and was speechless, and at first felt that life was so dark, and it seemed to be a very happy thing to be kicked out.

After Feng Jiaojiao tamed her husband, she turned around, Shi Shiran turned around and walked out of the temple (broken house), and as soon as she went out, her face changed.

"Dead junior, now that Xiao Si has taken the lead as soon as he appears, aren't you going to say something?"

Houtu said that it was my business, but on the surface, it was, "Touch it!"

Xiao Ming shuddered, and Feng Jiaojiao applauded happily, "This is my good sister, but this time, let's be gentle." ”

Sister, your sister, Hou Tujiao smiled: "What did that sister say?"

Feng Jiaojiao smiled, and the gloomy end made Xiao Ming tremble again.

On the SX side, the East Queen Mother was very hesitant and couldn't fall asleep in bed.

At this time, his brother Donggong came back, and when he looked around, he saw a quilt crawling on the bed, like a snake, alas, he was suddenly startled, and his legs were weak and he fell to the ground.

Then, just howl, "Snake...... Oh my God, it's a snake, help~"

Well, let's introduce, Donggong, the first coward in the world, people give the nickname Snake Gong, according to the disclosure of the unknown god, Donggong was scared by a snake when he was 10,000 years old, and the snake was called Nuwa, so Donggong was disabled and howled for three months.

When Donggong was 20,000 years old, he was frightened by a snake again, and the snake was called Fuxi, so Donggong was crippled again and howled for four months.

When Donggong was 30,000 years old, the girl heard that he was scared by Fuxi and called him for a month longer, so he specially killed him and was beaten by Donggong, this time, Donggong was better for five months.

When Donggong was forty thousand years old......

When Donggong was 12,820,000 years old...... Well, nothing happened at this time, Fu Xi and Nuwa went to the Feng Clan to play mahjong, but Donggong was afraid, and he howled at the door for 1,284 months.

Therefore, Donggong's fear at this time is completely justified.

He crawled on the ground, howling and crawling towards the door, "Heaven, earth, the Jade Emperor is like a Buddha, there is a snake, help......"

This East Queen Mother is not a deaf person, it is difficult for Dong Gong to make such a movement, she sat up with a "rub", the bed creaked, Dong Gong, thought that the snake was chasing him, "uh", fainted.

"Brother, brother?"

The Queen Mother of the East walked to Donggong's side, patted two pats and three pats, Donggong was stunned and didn't wake up, and the Queen Mother of the East was suddenly sad, why did she have such a brother.

My life...... It's so bitter!

At this time, Aunt Xue came.

"Vixen, open the door, I know you're at home, don't hide in it and keep quiet, you have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door, phew!"

The Queen Mother of the East immediately cried, Mom, why did I get involved in such a thing.

No way, open the door, how can we say that we are also a well-known person, we can't be like that and that and what is still learning.

As soon as the door was opened, Feng Jiaojiao and Houtu came in with a dragged face, and before they could speak, as soon as they lost their heads, they saw Donggong fainting and dying there.

This guy instantly found fun.

Feng Jiaojiao looked like a wicked woman, "Yo, you still have a man hiding at home, what's the matter, your man can't do it?

The Queen Mother of the East cried, "That's my brother." ”

"Yo, even your brother won't let go?" said the Viper Queen.

"I ......" the Queen Mother of the East sat down on the ground and cried directly, "Woo woo...... You bully people, people, people are pregnant, you bully people. ”

Pregnant?Feng Jiaojiao and Houtu were instantly stunned.

The saying that pregnant women always have privileges is not simply said, Feng Jiaojiao and Houtu directly pulled the East Queen Mother up, put it on the bed, and offered it up like the emperor.

"Sister, are you pregnant? and your brother?"

"Woooooooooo......oo No, and Xiao Ming. ”

The second Olympics, things are big, the big ones haven't changed, the junior is on the top, and the junior and the original partner are going to be wiped out.

Feng Jiao trembled squeamishly, and as soon as she turned around, the "stinger" flew away, "You wait, I'll catch Xiao Ming for you." ”

Houtu is much calmer, originally, there is nothing to do with him, pregnant? Xiao Ming's child, hehe, what does it have to do with her?

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Houtu asked, "When did you do it?"

"Just today!" the Queen Mother of the East howled.

Ahh

"You and him...... That's it?"

"Yes!"

"In broad daylight?"

"Yes!"

“......”

Houtu felt a little dizzy, which ...... Oh my God, the field, how ...... Many...... Hmm

At this time, Feng Jiaojiao came back, stretched out her hand, and threw Xiao Ming down, Xiao Ming rolled on a donkey, kneeling in a proper manner.

"You say, what good things have you done!" Feng Jiaojiao was furious!

Xiao Ming: "I'm a bastard, I'm a king, I'm a scum, I'm a turtle!"

Feng Jiaojiao was even more angry, "Then you admit it!"

Xiao Ming: "Don't dare to hide it!"

"Good!good!good!" Feng Jiao trembled squeamishly, and two bubbles of tears rolled in her eyes, "I wish your family happiness and health, and a full house of children and grandchildren!"

Xiao Ming: "Everything is for the child, the child is ...... Ahh

"You and her children!"

Xiao Ming looked at Feng Jiaojiao's hand, and saw the shyness on the face of the Queen Mother of the East, and looked at him secretly.

The Queen Mother of the East said in a new voice, "It's quite handsome." ”

"When will I have another child with her?" Xiao Ming said that it was his pot back, not that he didn't carry it!

Hou Tu walked over at this time and patted Xiao Ming's shoulder, "Rest in peace, young man, I will attend your wedding." ”

Huh?

This...... What the hell is Nima?