Wukong: Little demon, your actions caused a trampling incident, and if you don't die quickly, eat my grandson!

(Monkey King raised the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick and smashed it against a dressed demonic post-90s generation)

Bajie: Brother Monkey, keep people under the stick! Brother Monkey, I'll discuss something with you, anyway, this woman will die eventually, so it's better to ......

Sand Monk: (Indignant) Woe to the water

Tang Seng: You are my rose, you are my flower, you are my lover, you are my concern

This female benefactor, the lewd monk saw that you looked so charming and moving, and the clothes were also gorgeous and tight, why should you worship the Goryeo stick wholeheartedly, my Buddha is immeasurable, that is what you should worship and yearn for!

Bajie: Master, there is no distinction between men and women in Goryeo sticks, neutral and beautiful! Like Brother Chun. Brother Xinchun, don't hang the course, like Brother Chun, don't starve! My old pig thinks that it was because of Brother Chun that he grew so fat back then. Hey, it's hard to put into words!

Wukong: (to Bajie) You **!

Tang Seng: This female donor, you better go home! Your mom called you home for dinner!

Little demon: There is no fragrance of flowers, no tree height, I am a little grass without parents. Master, my parents were killed on June Fourth, when I was just born.

Wukong: It turned out to be a brute without the upbringing of his parents, no wonder he was so ignorant and wild! Eat my grandson!

Sha Seng: Senior brother, manage the ** country!

Tang Seng: Wukong, how many times have you been told by the teacher, don't fight and kill for anything, some things are very complicated for him, and they can't be solved by fighting and killing, you have to believe in the government and the leadership. Don't forget what is the relationship between the division and the country No. 1!

Bajie: Master, you are the god of even drops! My old pig hasn't eaten enough since I followed you! Brother Chun's era is gone forever, it's all Brother Zeng's fault, and that Sister Feng, Sister Zhu! The female **, the male was cut to be a eunuch.

Sha Seng: Embrace harmony and harmony

Tang Seng: Okay! The consciousness of the junior is high, he knows what he is, and he also knows what he wants.

Bajie: (patted Bailongma) Senior Brother Sha, you are not righteous, senior brother patted sycophants, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend. In fact, brother can only be imitated, not surpassed.

Wukong: Idiot, don't talk about it, what you said makes me worse than Master's Tight Mantra.

Tang Seng: It's unbearable for you to endure me, you think that the national civil servant is so easy to test, choose one out of 800, that is the talent among the talents. Just a few of you, if it weren't for Sister Guanyin going through the back door, how would I choose you. Hum! Sister Guanyin's leg! The waist......

Bajie: Master, which one is better than Sister Guanyin or the little demon in front of you?

Tang Seng: This, this, still has its own characteristics, you look at this little demon, her face, similar to the Japanese version of Pan Jinlian, you look at that lip, open and close, isn't it the door of Warcraft, you look at this pair of ears......

Wukong: Master, you can also see this kind of brain-dead, it's too tasteless, if you want to say that it is beautiful or our Fengjiao of Huaguo Mountain, there is a water curtain hole on Fengjiao's body, and my grandson is in it, so unhappy.

Sha Monk: Sweep away pornography and crack down on illegal activities, and severely punish pornography

Eight precepts: Go and go, go on the side, pretend to be serious in front of the master, exposing you to be too lonely

Tang Seng: When you're alone, it's not like you, when you're alone, you're just afraid to miss you......

Little demon: Master, master, you sing so well, it's better than the Oriental Erection, I decided, from now on you will be my second idol

Tang Seng: My sister has won the award, no, now that I'm old, I want to be when I was young...... Do you want to hear it? Come on, come on, let's come here, I'll tell you slowly (take the little demon's hand and dodge)

Bajie: The master is this trick again

Sha Seng: The donkey is poor

Wukong: This time, the master was captured by the monster again, you go to save it, I won't go.

Bajie: Don't, Brother Monkey, who doesn't know that you have the greatest ability, you are a superman, and I will hold your lungs

Wukong: Actually, it's quite difficult for me, Foxconn's fifteen consecutive jumps, and I didn't catch it once

Bajie: Brother Monkey, don't be sad, it's not that the master doesn't answer the call for help, the leader's fault has nothing to do with us

Sha Seng: There is no way to lead

Bajie: Senior Brother Sha, you are quiet, you are so loud, like a broken gong, aren't you looking for death when you hear it from the master, you know that Yuan Tengfei, the most awesome history teacher on the, is not, the crime of destroying harmony, and entered.

Wukong: Bajie, don't scare him, he's timid, don't you see him holding a lot of bitter gall around his neck to give himself courage

Sha Seng: Not good! Senior brother, the master was captured by a monster

Wukong: Where did you go? Damn, my Fire-Eyed Venus was borrowed by Zhou Libo last year, and I haven't been returned yet! This bastard, he is from Shanghai, so rich, he never pays back borrowed things.

Sha Seng: It's fate!

Bajie: Don't worry, don't worry, Master Jiren has his own nature, let me think of a way, Brother Hugh

Tang Seng: (Far away) Wukong, save me

Bajie: Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, there is. Let's learn Infernal Affairs, Brother Monkey, you become Sister Feng's appearance, blend into the inside of the monster, let's work together inside and outside, rescue the master, and when we see the Buddha in the future, we can invite merit again, maybe the bonus can be doubled.

Sha Monk: Vulgar! Vulgar!

Bajie: you, this operation is not yours. You give me to die like a policeman, and stand guard.

Wukong: Bajie, I'm the boss here. The work of the police is not done by people, and it should be the city management. Senior Brother Sha, when I see the Jade Emperor, ask him to give you the title of the head of the city management.

Bajie: Well, this is good, better than raising horses!

Sha Seng: Thank you! 3q！