Zhu Bajie went online
It is said that the four Tang monks and apprentices went through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, and finally retrieved the true scriptures from the western sky. The merit is complete, the positive result has been achieved, and all four of them have also found errands from the Buddha. But after a long time, Zhu Bajie's heart began to be unbalanced again. I thought, my old pig thought that he was also a handsome and dashing marshal of Tianpeng, what a majesty he was in the heavenly palace, just because Chang'e's little woman didn't know how to lift, so I was demoted to mortal, and from then on people are not people, pigs are not pigs. Later, he was scolded by the master again, and Brother Monkey played and went to the West Heaven. Although it is a legitimate occupation now, except for the Bodhisattva who is an Arhat all day long, there is not even a beautiful girl, where can my old pig stand it. So Zhu Bajie fired the squid of the Buddha with a resignation, turned into a handsome guy, and came to the world with a heel, went straight to Gao Laozhuang, and went to find his original savage girlfriend Xiaoli.
But it is said that there are seven days in the mountains, and it has been a thousand years in the world. This world has entered the 21st century, and the original Gao Laozhuang has long been unrecognizable.
Fortunately, Zhu Bajie has a very high understanding, inquired in the east, inquired in the west, and finally found Xiaoli who was reincarnated for the nth time in the vast sea of people. I think that Zhu Bajie is worthy of being a master of love, I saw him add oil and vinegar, and described all the tribulations of learning scriptures from the west in detail, and of course he did not forget to pour out his bitter love for Xiaoli. That Xiaoli only heard tears in her eyes, and suddenly threw herself into Zhu Bajie's arms, abandoning her previous suspicions and rebuilding the old good. Yes, it's as simple as that, the daughter-in-law is here.
After having a daughter-in-law, other things are easier for Zhu Bajie. No, under the remote command of a netizen in the chat room, Zhu Bajie also applied for a QQ.
I really don't know if I don't see it, the world is really wonderful. Just a few days after applying, a large number of Internet cuties came to see it. Looking at the flashing heads on the screen, Zhu Bajie was busy with his hands, and his heart blossomed: since Gao Laozhuang said goodbye to Xiaoli last time, he hadn't chatted with other beauties seriously. It's not that he doesn't want to, it's that the master and Brother Monkey are too close to see it and can't do it.
That afternoon, Zhu Bajie came to the Internet café again. It's really disappointing, there is no one on QQ, even the Iron Fan Princess, who usually soaks on the Internet every day, is not online. Only then did he remember that it was the weekend, and eighty percent of them went out on a date.
Zhu Bajie thought to himself: When I go back in a while, I should also buy a bouquet of flowers for Xiaoli when I pass by the flower shop on the corner, I haven't been romantic for a long time, hehe...... But think about it again, a sprig of flowers can buy several Chinese cabbages, which is not cost-effective. Just thinking about it, the doodoo QQ rang twice, and a stranger broke in, the name was quite interesting, what is it called to ask a handsome guy to sing, the person is still Gao Laozhuang, Zhu Bajie is worried that he can't pass the time, so he chatted with her.
This chat is really chatting, the other party claims to be a flower-like beauty, twenty-three years old, single here, these two days off, just go online to play.
Zhu Bajie also stayed alone in the empty room for a long time, and he could understand the loneliness of being alone, so he chatted with her for a while. Soon it's time to get off work, Xiaoli should go home, and she has to go back to cooking quickly. Bajie told her that she had to go offline, but the other party was a little reluctant, and asked Bajie if she could accompany her to the song hall to sing at night, she knew a place, very quiet, and the price was cheap.
Zhu Bajie felt a little sudden, he still felt a little itchy in his heart if he didn't go, the first time he had a netizen date, the temptation for him was very great. Besides, it would be too ungentlemanly to turn down an invitation from a lady. Zhu Bajie found a reason for himself, so he agreed to her, and made an appointment to meet at the station opposite the Water Curtain Cave Nightclub at 8 o'clock in the evening.
When he got off work, Zhu Bajie specially bought a large bouquet of yellow roses and went back, so happy that Xiaoli hugged him and gnawed it vigorously, and asked him where the sun came out today. I think that Zhu Bajie is a master liar, but he just said that today is the 1288th anniversary of their acquaintance, so let's celebrate. After such a long time, Xiaoli remembered it, so she didn't ask much, and was busy inserting the flowers into the vase.
After dinner, while Xiaoli was still washing dishes in the kitchen, Zhu Bajie said that there was a wonderful ball game tonight, and he wanted to go to the bar to watch it with his brother. Xiaoli usually hates football the most, and she wishes Bajie would go out to see if no one will grab the TV with her, so she agreed, and told her to come back early and drink less beer. Zhu Bajie agreed, took out a yellow rose from the vase, and slipped out.
As soon as he arrived at the agreed place, Zhu Bajie saw a girl in a red dress walking towards him. Let's talk about this woman, with long hair and a shawl, and a slender figure. A pair of Danfeng eyes are full of affection, and the two willow eyebrows are so moving, it only took Bajie half a day to come back to his senses.
Ask a handsome guy to sing Zhu Bajie opened his big mouth, smiled hehe, and said to her.
It's you, you're really handsome. The girl smiled too, and spoke quite sweetly.
Zhu Bajie has never heard others praise himself like this, and he is a little embarrassed. Hehe, there, it's a little cooler than that Tang monk.
Yo, how do you know I like yellow roses? The girl took the initiative, took the rose from Bajie's hand, put it under her nose and smelled it, looking very charming.
Hehe, I have a prescience. Zhu Bajie has regained his previous cleverness. Let's go inside. Bajie and the girl walked into the song hall together, and came to a very small private room inside.
Let's have a pot of chrysanthemum tea first, and we want the best, and we'll talk about it later. Bajie said to the waiter who followed in.
Be. The waiter agreed, turned and went out.
Zhu Bajie couldn't hold it back in his heart at this time, and pulled the thin and tender little hands of the girl in the red dress, and swallowed saliva while touching it, hehe, your little hands are really ......
As soon as he was halfway through the words, Zhu Bajie suddenly noticed that something was wrong, why was this hand full of yellow hair in an instant, he looked up, ah!? collapsed on the sofa all of a sudden, Brother Monkey, why are you again......