said that Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and Guanyin Bodhisattva recommended Erlang Zhenjun to subdue demons, and led the heavenly soldiers to fight in Huaguo Mountain. In the middle of the fight, the great sage suddenly saw the demon monkeys in the camp scattered, and he felt panicked, and he left with his body, and the heavens were panicked, looking for them before and after, and shouted together: Let's go, this monkey spirit is also! Gone this monkey spirit also!

Erlang Shenyuan watched with phoenix eyes, but saw that in the bustling place of the Nether, the great sage turned into an old man, pushing a tricycle, trembling, and selling roasted white potatoes on the street. Erlang sneered in his heart, and was about to send a mark to hit him, when he suddenly saw a group of chengguan, holding hammers, scissors, sticks, shouting and drinking, and without saying anything, he smashed the tricycle to shreds. The great sage was startled, thinking that it was the arrival of the heavenly soldiers, so he hurriedly turned around the corner of the street, and changed into a young lady, drawing eyebrows and eyes, and walking there. But he was seen by Erlang again, and he wanted to issue a bid for the second time, but a few public security officers came to him, and he grabbed the Great Sage Dao: It must be a pheasant, go with me in the bureau! The Great Sage panicked and hurriedly said: I'm not a pheasant, I'm still a virgin! The police laughed wildly: What about the virgin? Is it forbidden for a virgin to prostrate? When the handcuffs are shaken, they will take someone. Seeing that things were not harmonious, the great sage hurriedly twisted his waist and took off, and when he saw a mountain recess in front of him, he rolled down the cliff, and changed there again, turning into an elementary school, with his mouth wide open, like a school gate, his teeth turned into door leaves, his eyes turned into window lattices, and he shook a few monkey lice down and turned into students babbling and studying. Only the tail is not easy to clean up, erected at the back, turned into a flagpole, and hung a big slogan: a hundred years of planning, education-oriented; Compulsory education, free admission. Erlang was robbed of the lead twice, and he was bored in his heart, and when he saw this slogan, he couldn't help laughing: It's this monkey! And there he is there again to coax me. Don't you know that China claims to be compulsory, where is it free? I have also seen tens of millions of schools, let alone a person who does not treat students as cash cows, watch me kill this monkey! The great sage was frightened when he heard this, and he jumped a tiger and disappeared in the air.

Zhenjun couldn't see the trace of the Great Sage, so he hurriedly jumped into the clouds and rose in mid-air. Seeing that Li Tianwang was standing in the clouds with a telescope held high, he smiled and said: Zhenjun, go quickly! Just go! The monkey made a stealth move, walked out of the camp, and went to your mouth of the river. When Erlang heard about it, he hurriedly returned to the mouth of the river to catch up.

However, he said that the Guanjiangkou was holding a conference, and the great sage changed himself into a xx representative, mixed in the venue, pointing east and west, and making enthusiastic speeches. was thinking that he had a plan, but he was unexpectedly recognized by Zhenjun at a glance: xx represents a statue that has always been a clay puppet, when did a living one run out? Holding a three-pointed and two-edged blade, he will cut his face. The monkey king hurriedly dodged, so that the golden rod was opposed. The two shouted and made trouble, and played out of the venue, half foggy and half cloudy, and fought and fought.

In mid-air, Guanyin Bodhisattva, director of the Heavenly Court Women's Federation, and Taishang Laojun, the minister of alchemy, were watching the battle. The Bodhisattva said to Lao Jun: Brother Lao Jun, how about the Erlang God raised by the poor monk? If he has supernatural powers, he has been besieged by the great sage, but he has not been captured. I'm helping him to take the monkey's head now. Lao Jun said: Guanyin girl? What weapons will you use to help him? Guanyin turned around and called the mount: Look at me driving a BMW and hitting him. Lao Jun said: Your BMW is very expensive, and it will be inconvenient if it is damaged. Guanyin Dao: Horizontal and vertical are also public funds, and if you hit it, you will hit it. Lao Jun said again: It's very troublesome to repair, so let me help my sister for him. Guanyin said: If it's broken, don't want it, I'm trying to change to a Cadillah. As he was pulling and pulling, Lao Jun turned around a Xian'e, who was the famous Professor Zhang Weiying, who offered Lao Jun a treasure, muttering something that can't let everyone come to Heaven...... I still don't think I'm wrong...... Turn away. When Lao Jun fixed his eyes, the treasure was a Heavenly Court population access system, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed: as soon as this thing came out, all Chinese people trembled, and it could be used to deal with the monkeys in the mountains and villages, and I would throw it down and beat him. Sister Guanyin, the credit for this trip is going to be given to me. Guanyin said angrily: I hate it, people don't play with you anymore. Lao Jun salivated and said with a smile: Sister Mo Qi, if this blow is successful, this battle will be made as the main theme movie, the girl is the protagonist, played by my harley and clown, and all theaters will be released at the same time, what is it? Guanyin was happy at this time.

I saw Lao Jun put the magic weapon down from the gate of heaven, dripping, and Coco hit the head of the monkey king, knocking the great sage to the ground, and all the heavenly court public security rushed up, tying the great sage strongly, and it could no longer change. A public security officer said angrily: This guy has made me suffer a lot, and I will return him today! Spare you Sun Wukong, I want to turn you into Sun Zhigang today! Just as he was about to come up with the means, another public security officer shouted: Wait, we have to get rid of the scum of the old methods, and now the fashion is in line with international standards, the US military in Iraq abuses prisoners, and the methods are ever-changing, why not learn a thing or two, and be a fresh trickster today? When all the public security heard this, they all claimed that it was wonderful, so they escorted the great sage to the demon slaying platform, burned it with electric shocks, and chopped it with knives and axes, but they couldn't hurt the great sage in the slightest.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but hesitate: This guy waits, waits like this...... How is it treated? Lao Jun said: Why don't you take it with Lao Jun and put it in the gossip furnace to refine my Danlai, what is it? When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was overjoyed, so he gave the great sage to Lao Jun for exercise. As everyone knows, the great sage has great powers, plucked a hair, turned it into a dollar bill, bribed the fan boy, and learned that there was wind and no fire under the Xun position, so he went to hide, but he was not seriously injured.

At the end of the seventy-seven forty-ninth day, Lao Jun opened the furnace to take the pill, but saw the great sage fly out, so that the golden hoop stick killed the Quartet, and the nine stars in the heavenly palace were closed, and the four heavenly kings disappeared without a trace. Straight to the front of the Tongming Palace, the Jade Emperor was shocked when he saw this, and hurriedly shouted: Quick, close the door, let go of the assistant police! It turned out that the assistant police were ten times more vicious than the regular police, and they saw one by one fighting bravely to be the first, roaring enthusiastically, surrounding the Great Sage in his heart, and he was about to take it down.

The Jade Emperor was rejoicing, and suddenly saw that the assistant police were all scattered, it turned out that this generation was greedy, and there was only gold and silver in their eyes, and the golden chain mail of the Great Sage was baked in the furnace to loosen the armor ring, and was torn by the assistant police, and in an instant, there was a piece of gold in their mouths, and they ran back to the backyard to bury the collection without mentioning it.

In desperation, I suddenly saw that the West came to help and wanted to gamble with the Great Sage. If you come and say: I have a magic weapon, if you can fly out of my magic weapon jurisdiction, you will be made the Jade Emperor; If you can't fly, how about disarming and surrendering? After saying that, he took out the magic weapon from his arms, and when Wukong looked at it, it was a small book, with three big characters on it: temporary residence permit. smiled and said: A small book, what kind of spiritual energy, I'll go! One of them flew out and landed at the boundary of Beijing from the sky, and as soon as the footsteps fell, I saw several policemen coming: Who is that, talking about you! Take out your temporary residence permit and take a look! Wukong was startled, twisted his waist, and flew to Guangzhou with another heel, and was watching, when he suddenly saw a group of joint defenses rushing over: This doesn't seem to have a temporary residence permit, catch him quickly! Seven hands and eight feet wanted to take down the Great Sage, the Great Sage hurriedly parted his hands, and flew up again, and it was difficult to distinguish the direction in his eagerness, but he flew back in front of Rulai. Rulai smiled and said: What is my baby? Great Sage: No! Not counts! I heard that there are countries in the West, and there is no temporary residence permit, waiting for me to come! was about to jump out, but was turned over by the palm of Rulai's hand, turning the temporary residence permit into a Five Elements Mountain, and firmly pressing the Great Sage.

When the Jade Emperor saw that he had captured the great sage, he was overjoyed, so he invited Rulai and the meritorious ministers to prepare a dinner mahjong and stolen money to accompany him, and made an antiy conference and a prosperous party. In the middle of the fun, suddenly the old lady of the Marble Mountain Neighborhood Committee came to report: The great sage stuck out his head and said that he was going to break free and go out to catch the job fair, submit his resume and send business cards, and find a position, in order to make a comeback! If you come to say: Okay, okay. Only one post was taken out of his sleeve, and there were six golden words on it: This person's rural household registration. Hand it to his subordinates and let him stick it on the top of the Five Elements Mountain. He borrowed another five hundred years from the sky, so that the post was firmly on the top and could not fall off, and the mountain took root and closed, and the great sage could no longer climb out, and since then it has been pressed for five hundred years and cannot be turned over.