Sun Wukong will change 72, Zhu Bajie will only change 36, of course Zhu Bajie is not convinced, but what can be done? The monkey's ability is innate, my old pig is just an ordinary man, but I heard that the monkey is writing a book, it seems to be a martial arts cheats or something, by the way, I have a treat to dinner, Jiang Gan steals books, fights a rake, three schemes, hehe, the monkey is drunk, steal the martial arts cheats and then shout that someone is pirating, go to the Jade Emperor to sue the monkey, whew, isn't it twice the result with half the effort! Monkey, monkey, no matter how good you are, this time you have to be planted in the hands of my old pig, it's set! So Zhu Bajie posted a post to invite the monkey to dinner, and Sun Wukong said coldly:

Objective? Satisfy your cravings! Standard? Enough! Attempt? Friendship! Place? Harem! Time? Tonight! Accompanied? Chang'e!

Hey, Wukong carefully studied Bajie for a long time, and didn't seem to see any hints of cunning, but he was still a little hesitant, and he didn't want to invite any guests, this kind of thing never seemed to have happened. Bajie was anxious when he saw that Wukong didn't give his face: Brother, do you like to eat or not, the meat seller is carrying a big shelf in the archway, come on, I eat scorpion poop alone (poisonous)! Then turn around and leave. Because Bajie performed too seriously this time, Wukong had to agree to go to the banquet tonight, of course, he was drunk unconscious by Bajie, and the martial arts cheats were easily obtained by Bajie.

Bajie opened the cheats and looked at it, and was pleasantly surprised, this is really the monkey's 72 unique skills! The first is the mood before eating, the second is the macro strategy, the third is the specific tactics, the fourth is the tragic battle, the fifth is the image of eating, and the sixth is the achievement after eating, it is really broad and profound, no wonder the monkey is hundreds of times smarter than me, I can't accept it.

Oh, the first type of modal change is about the preparation before eating, you must destroy yourself into a hungry, hungry and cold embarrassment before eating, force yourself into a state of hunger, hunger and hunger, as soon as you see what you eat, you will be salivating, salivating, when you think of eating, you must be restless, the whole body is in the critical flashpoint of waiting to be fed, before sprinting must be with a few like-minded eaters to take out the indomitable will to control the excitement, although you can't eat for the time being, But we must learn to bear hardships and stand hard work, drink and swallow our voices, and try to imagine that the food that seems to be beautiful and delicious is the same as chewing wax and ignoring it. Hey, then you can pat your chest and talk nonsense, come on, eat as much as you want! This is by no means a bluff of spitting out slander and duplicity, even to the point of running out of ammunition and food.

Okay, the second type is the strategy of eating, I think it's complicated, in fact, it's very simple, oh, three meals a day, meals to open your mouth, if it's not delicious, you can eat in the west, if you don't eat enough, you can eat grain, which if you start from scratch, I'm sorry, I don't need to explain the word beak, if you want to treat you, you must return the favor, don't say anything kind about what is in a hurry, courtesy is still exchanged! Of course, if you encounter an economic depression, you have to cut down on food and clothing, waste food because of choking, a little leftovers, coarse tea and light rice, of course, you have to find a way, people are alive, such as driving fish for the abyss, exhausting the fish, killing chickens and monkeys, rabbits and dead dogs, sleeping in the open, and destroying this dynasty food, although it is a little bit of damage and misery, but it is much better than starving to death and being criticized and ridiculed by others, right? In fact, the strategy of eating can be summed up in two points: change the soup without changing the medicine, eat soft without eating hard, and the big deal is to eat the whole food and the beauty with others.

Hey, the tactics of the third type of eating are really detailed enough, what is picking fat and picking thin, eating the weak and the strong, eating inside and outside, overstepping the tricks, nibbling whale swallowing, swallowing and spitting, fishing in mixed water, swimming fish at the bottom of the kettle, ha, what is swimming fish at the bottom of the kettle? It's an undercover agent.,Sneak into the enemy.,It's not in vain to eat and drink.,How comfortable.,The most dangerous place is also the safest place.,You can also eat in the bowl.、Look at the pot.,If it's not enough, it's okay to hang your teeth.,If you eat too much, it's not terrible.,What about a sharp denial.,Don't blame me for sneering at each other.,Blood spew.,Beat your skin and flesh.,Lips and teeth are cold.,Who told you to shake your lips and puff your tongue.,Flammy tongue.,It's not that I have to forget the fish and rob while it's hot.,You don't want to think about how many people eat.,It must be difficult to reconcile. , The only solution is to instigate tendons, not gold, things like beef tendons and chicken ribs are still quite tasteful, you can undress and push food when you are tired of eating, and eat meat and sleep skin, that is, untie your clothes, push off your food, eat your meat, and sleep on your skin, is this ruthless? Eat, where there are immortals, there will be sacrifices if you have to struggle.

Wow, the battle of the fourth type of food is even more tragic, the heart is straightforward, the heart is ruthless, the teeth are stumbling, the teeth are gritted, the teeth are sharp, the tongue is like a spring, the wolf, the raw swallow, the chewing and the slow swallowing, the swallowing early, digging the meat to make up for the sores, the quick dipping and quick chewing, the fish eyes mixed with the pig, the hunger does not choose to eat, pay attention, the meaning of swallowing early means swallowing a little earlier rather than swallowing dates, and the quick dipping and chewing naturally also contains the meaning of quick battles, and when it comes to hand-to-hand combat, it is not both fish and pig paws, so we must carry forward the spirit of continuous combat regardless of fatigue, Don't stop tasting or drinking to quench your thirst, the enemy will never be with you here, polite and polite, which is not a honey belly sword, bite and chew, fish into it, eat this thing is often fleeting, you will not have the slightest chance to fight for the wind and jealousy, hand in hand. What do you think! Hurry up, carry forward the fearless spirit of the proletariat who go to the soup and go to the fire, eat it to death, etc., I insert a sentence, don't be afraid of being hot when eating hot pot, I haven't heard of the allusion to the soup to stop boiling.

Hey, the image of the fifth type of eating is even more realistic, highlighting the glorious shape of the lion's big mouth, holding high the cup of wine in the mouth like a hanging river, and the fish bones have no time to spit out, so the bones are in the throat, and the mouth is full of mouths, so the mouth is difficult to distinguish. In all fairness, it's normal to get sick of your heart when you eat too much, your tongue and lips burn, and your heart pounds. As for the appearance of the walking dead caused by abundant food and clothing, full of food all day long, big belly, wide heart, fat body, and fat brain, isn't it the best effect we are looking for? Isn't it the natural expression of our nature to eat the noble mental qualities of chicken and dogs, trivialities, wolf hearts, dog lungs, and old chaff and rotten grains that contain English chews, endless aftertaste, unforgettable, and heartfelt? In terms of momentum, although it is not easy to achieve anti-customer and corpse-based vegetarian meals, as long as we completely avoid the key questions such as who to eat and why to eat, and ruthlessly ignore the boring principles such as how much to do and how much to eat, we can still easily achieve the success of relishing, salt and fat.

Yes, the achievement of the sixth type of food is naturally beautiful, in the staggered, bright and green environment of self-pouring, self-drinking, self-eating salt, self-reliance, self-eating fruit, how comfortable it is, completely ending the tragic era of Ru Mao drinking blood, sucking carbuncle and licking hemorrhoids, after the difficult process of braised fish harming pigs, eating tendons and eating bones, it is really bitter and sweet, toothless and unforgettable. The subtle digestive function and the ripe diet program ushered in the splendid diet spring of the population, so busy that Zhou Gong had a meal and three vomits, and couldn't wait to drink water after the meal, remember the bitter and sweet, and couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: It is never possible to share the joys and sorrows, and you must be cheap and obedient under the huge pressure of the snow fishy wind, besides, the pig is afraid of being famous and strong, and losing weight is imminent, and you must not grow a hemorrhoid after eating a thickener! Otherwise, how can we eat the world first, and vomit and vomit after the world? Eat endlessly, eat and excel. These 72 changes must be comprehensively applied and staggered in order to achieve the effect of infinite changes, and it is still far from exhausting the artistic conception of eating, what should I do? Keep eating!

Seeing that Qingzhou Sima had already burst into tears here, Bajie blew his nose, wiped a handful of saliva, tiptoed to hide the cheats in his sleeve, and quietly left the scene, planning to find a secluded place and now step forward from the beginning, first practice hard for a month.

Attached 72 changes (top secret):

1. Modality:

1. Hungry, hungry and cold

2. Hungry and thirsty, starving

3. Salivating and salivating

4. Restless sleep and waiting to be fed

5. The smell is similar, and the salary tastes gall

6. Bear hardships and stand hard work, drink and swallow your voice

7. The color is edible, and the taste is the same as chewing wax

8. Hope for plums to quench thirst, and draw cakes to satisfy hunger

9. Keep your mouth tight, and it is difficult to swallow

10. The letter is open, and the letter is yellow

11. Spit out slander and duplicity

12. The ammunition is exhausted, and the heart does not change

2. Strategic:

13. Three meals a day, and open your mouth when you eat

14. Eat in the west and stay in the east, and eat grain

15. Start a new stove and do not allow beaks

16. Cast peaches for plums, why is it urgent to fry them

17. Cut down on food and clothing, and waste food because of choking

18. Leftovers, coarse tea and light rice

19. Drive fish for the abyss and fish with all your might

20. Kill chickens and monkeys, and cook rabbits and dogs

21. Sleeping in the open with food and food, and destroying this morning food

22. Sneering at it and criticizing it with a mouth

23. The same turtle and fish are exhausted, and the whole food is beautiful

24. Change the soup without changing the medicine, eat soft but not hard

3. Tactics

25. Pick the fat and the thin, and eat the weak

26. Eat inside and outside, and act as a substitute

27. Swallowing whales, swallowing and spitting

28. Fish in mixed water, fish at the bottom of the kettle

29. Eating a bowl and looking at the pot is not enough to worry about teeth

30. Open your mouth and stammer, and deny it

31. Reverse lip ridicule, lips and teeth are cold

32. Shake your lips and drum your tongue, and flam your tongue

33. The blood mouth sprays people, and the skin opens and the flesh blooms

34. Forget about the fish and rob while the fire is fired

35. It is difficult to reconcile the mouths, and the mouths are instigated

36. Undress and push food, eat meat and bed

Fourth, the combat class

37. The heart is straightforward and fast-talking, and the heart is ruthless

38. Grit your teeth and gnash your teeth

39. Sharp teeth and clever tongue

40. Gobble it up, eat it alive

41. Chew slowly and swallow early

42. Dig up the meat to mend the sores, dip and chew quickly

43. Fish eyes are mixed, and hunger does not choose food

44. Drink to quench your thirst, and stop after a shallow taste

45. Push the heart and belly, and the mouth honey belly sword

46. Bit, smell and chew, and the fish will run in

47, fight for the peak and be jealous, and take the sheep by the hand

48. Go to the soup and stop the boiling

5. Image category

49. The lion opened his mouth like a river

50. The bones are in the throat, and the mouth and tongue are difficult to distinguish

51. Burnt forehead, tongue and lips burnt

52. The heart is frightened, and the heart is troubled

53. Abundant food and clothing, full of food all day long

54. Pot-bellied, wide-hearted and fat

55. The brain is full of fat, and the walking dead are dead

56. Chickens and dogs are broken, wolf hearts and dog lungs

57. Containing English and chewing Chinese, the aftertaste is endless

58. Unforgettable, reverberating

59. Anti-customer-oriented, corpse vegetarian meal

60. Relish, salt and fat

6. Achievement:

61. Staggered, bright and green

62. Pour yourself and drink yourself, and eat your own words

63. Self-reliance, self-reliance

64. Ru Mao drinks blood, sucks carbuncles and licks hemorrhoids

65, Lu Yuhai pig, eat tendons and sleepless

66. Eating bones does not melt, and the bitterness comes sweetly