My original surname was Zhu, my name was handsome・zhu, and I graduated from the Department of Network Engineering of Tianting University of Science and Technology with excellent grades. After entering Tianting and taking up my job, I was appreciated by the Jade Emperor of **OSS, and promoted me to the Generalissimo of Tianpeng and the chief executive officer (CEO) of Tianting website, engaged in information development. At that time, I was in the prime of life, and I could be described as a teenager. My life is happy and fulfilling.

One day, however, an unexpected tragedy began to unfold. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother held a party to commemorate the anniversary of their marriage to Avogadro! I am the chief amateur male model of Heavenly Court, handsome and extraordinary, and at the party, Chang'e, a slut, frequently throws flattering eyes at me. I'm a righteous gentleman, besides, that girl looks unappetizing, I didn't say a word, and immediately picked up a half-baked green peach and threw it at her. After the scream, a large bag with a diameter of 3 centimeters appeared on Chang'e's forehead. Therefore, I was sentenced to probation by the Heavenly Court for the crime of molesting and assaulting an intellectual woman. I was dissatisfied and appealed to the High Court, but the president of the court was Chang'e's distant cousin, and my appeal was unreasonably dismissed. How can I endure all this, an outstanding young man full of a sense of justice, who is full of strength and strength! I slapped her cousin in the mouth and kicked the nail of his left little finger with deadly scissors. Unfortunately, I was charged with contempt of court and bodily harm to the judiciary, and I was punished for several crimes, so I was demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor.

Due to the obsolescence of the reincarnation system and the negligence of the operator, there was a small technical glitch during the reincarnation process, which caused me to mistakenly cast a pig fetus. When I found out that my handsome face had turned into a pig's face, I shuddered and despaired! I also thought about death at one point.

Until one day, I met her, the other half of my life. Her name is Magnolia. Magnolia is beautiful and gentle, virtuous and intelligent, which makes my heart flutter. I have the courage and sustenance to live again. I have no personality, but I still have a pig personality, I want to live strong for her, and if I want to live, I will live like a pig. Yulan is Gao Laozhuang's daughter, and her father is a big landowner, called Gao Batian.

To my gratification, although I was demoted to mortality, I still retained five-seventies of my seventy-two transformations. Not only can I become a chicken, duck, cow and sheep, but I can also become a fat young man, although not very handsome. Then I learned Tang Bohu's method of chasing Qiuxiang, infiltrated Gao Laozhuang, and worked as a skilled worker in Gao Batian! Later, Gao Batian wanted to engage in the information industry, and my professional skills came in handy. I helped him with advice, and after his Internet company went public, the stock price went straight up. My talent and virtue have won the favor of Magnolia. I used a Rolex and a Rolls-Royce to propose to the old man, and the lovers eventually became married.

On the wedding night, I drank a few more cups of Erguotou, and the shape of the pig was revealed. When Magnolia saw my pig-like appearance, she cried loudly. I immediately knelt down on one knee, pulled the corner of Magnolia's skirt, and said sincerely: Although I am ugly and have a slight tendency to violence, I swear that I will love you well, I am willing to throw a pig's head and sprinkle pig's blood for you, and my pig only has you in his heart. Magnolia was touched by my true feelings and honey words! She touched my pig's head, took my pig's hand, and shyly asked me if it was real. I pointed to a dark moon outside the window and said, "The moon represents my heart." However, there are many good things, Gao Batian is a feudal old stubborn with serious racial discrimination, he insisted that people and pigs cannot intermarry, in a vain attempt to stifle our love. He kicked me out of Gao Laozhuang and cruelly separated a love-over. What's even more disgraceful is that he sent a killer to assassinate me.

O pig with a rough fate! The greatest tragedy of my pig life has arrived! On that day, Old Man Gao invited two terrorists. One is called Tang Seng, who is a little white face, and the other is called Sun Wukong, who is a stinky monkey! I recognize the monkey, it was originally the bandit leader of Huaguo Mountain, and then he got drunk and went to heaven, and was sentenced to 500 years in prison.

The dead monkey has no education at all, and when he sees me, he will beat me, and his golden hoop rod is pure gold, and my nail rake is made of stainless steel, of course I can't beat it, otherwise I would have nailed it to death, skinned its monkey skin, salted its monkey meat, and had no worries about food and clothing!

The monkey ignored me and begged for mercy, beat me to death, set fire to my pig's nest, and snatched the large-screen color TV and Midea air conditioner I had just bought, saying that it was donated to the disaster area, but in fact it was to bribe the Jade Emperor so that it could be turned into a farmer as soon as possible! I went out and fought with it, but I couldn't beat it. Suddenly, the monkey struck me the head, and when the stick was 3.1415926 mm above my head, a miracle happened. A general light shot over, two magpies chirped, a flock of white doves flew to the western sky, and then, the great mercy and compassion to save the suffering and the powerful Guanyin sister fell from the sky by helicopter and resolved this bloody disaster. Yes! My pig's life was saved.

After some explanation from Sister Guanyin, I learned that Tang Seng and Sun Monkey were going to Xitian on business! She asked me to accompany the two old bachelors, but of course I didn't do it at first, but I had to reluctantly agree because of the stinking monkey's obscenity. Sister Guanyin also explained my background to Gao Batian, and after Gao Batian, a snobbish eye, learned that I was originally a senior white-collar worker in Heaven, he let me and Yulan go back to church at the speed of Li Hongzhang's betrayal!

The little white face forcibly accepted me as an apprentice, and also helped me change my name to Bajie, that is, to quit drinking, meat, smoking, sex, fighting, swearing, surfing, and playing online games. What's even more annoying is that I have to lose weight, saying that it is not to affect the city's appearance!

In fact, the west is not far from Gao Laozhuang, and it doesn't take a few hours to take a Boeing 747 from Gao Laozhuang Airport, but the little white-faced Tang Seng has a fear of heights, not only that, but also seasickness and motion sickness. So we had to go. I said Brother Monkey, you have a somersault of 108,000 miles, you go and go back quickly, we will wait for you here, or let Rulai fax those scriptures over, which saves effort and time. But if you are an old fool, you have to let us go through the training and achieve positive results! There's no way, if there is a difficulty, we have to go, and if there is no difficulty, we will also create difficulties.

The sad day of the whole world has arrived, and I am finally leaving Magnolia for a business trip to the west, with a little white face, a stinky monkey, and a silly horse that can talk! Magnolia sent me to the entrance of the village, staring at me silently, wanting to say something! I pointed to a peach blossom tree by the river and said Magnolia, when the peach blossoms bloom next year, it will be the day I return! Brother Monkey interrupted and said: It's a willow tree, it won't bloom! Sending you a thousand miles, you must say goodbye in the end. Magnolia, go back! Brother Pig, you must come back, iwillberightherewaitingforyou! The audience, except for the monkey with no cultural connotation and the perverted little white face, were all moved and couldn't cry! I said to Yulan that as soon as I completed the tasks assigned to me by the organization, I would go home and live with you a happy life where I farmed, you weave, and I went online to speculate in stocks. We also have to have a large group of children, let them study abroad, and train them to be useful pigs. Isn't there a cow tendon university in the UK? Our children are armed with pig brains, and they are afraid that they will not be able to go to the beef tendons?

The rude monkey urged me to go on the road, and at that time, my heart was like a knife hinge, and it was difficult to say goodbye when we met, and the west wind was powerless. I returned to the pig's head in three steps, and reluctantly left Gao Laozhuang and left my magnolia.

In this way, I embarked on the journey to the west with those two bachelors and a stupid horse!