Tang Seng took the scriptures and returned to the Tang Dynasty, chanting the scriptures and reciting the Buddha all day long, purifying all sentient beings, but also leisurely. The dynasty has changed several times, but his profession remains the same. It's just that the territory is getting smaller and smaller, and by 2003, it was only in a small ruined temple.

Recently, Tang Seng has had trouble sleeping. Why? In order to adapt to the tide of reform and opening up, the abbot of the small temple decided to open the tender to raise a rich master to pay the salaries of the monk comrades. Even though Tang Seng tightened his belt and said righteously that he could take 20% less salary (his salary is the highest, the so-called celebrity effect), the old monk still dedicated the small temple to receive a large pension, and returned to his hometown to celebrate the second spring.

The new master surnamed Wu, it is also a coincidence, it is the grandson of Xuan Xuan of the old turtle in the Tongtian River, he has heard Zeng Zeng Zeng great-great-grandfather say that Tang Seng is a treacherous person, and now he sees it, and he is much more handsome than himself, jealous and hateful, find a reason, give Tang Seng a knife, and it is also called a beautiful name: streamlining the organization.

Poor Tang Seng had nowhere to complain, only to say goodbye to the small temple with tears in his eyes, and stayed at home depressed for a few days before he was pushed out by his wife with his ears: Marry you, it's really better to go with Meng Gongzi back then! It is the king of the daughter country who has infinite love on the western longitude. This woman is also a bitter fate, thinking that at the beginning, the Tang Dynasty in the east is vast, and Tang Seng is also a god no matter how he says, and he thinks about it, so he pushes away Meng Gongzi, who is rich in the world, to marry Tang Seng. Who wants the world to change, now is not what it used to be.

Press not table. Let's say that Tang Seng came to the talent market in disgrace, staring at the recruitment notice in a daze, computer, English, driving...... None of them. When you are in distress:

A bald man with a big belly walked up to him. At first sight of Tang Seng, his eyes immediately bloomed with a green light that had found the treasure of the world, and before Tang Seng could wake up, he had already enthusiastically grabbed his hand and shook it violently.

It's Mr. Tang, right? Look up for a long time.

It is under that. Good and good, I don't know Mr. Gao's surname?

I am the principal of Ignorant Middle School, and I have heard that Mr. Tang is well-versed in the past and the present, and knows everything, can I come to our school to serve as a history teacher?

Tang Seng was overjoyed, good and good, Kong said to be benevolent, Meng said to take righteousness, for the beautiful future of the motherland, he should do his best. The gentleman was looking for it at the right time.

The job search is so simple, Tang Seng couldn't help but be overjoyed this day, bought two or two pots, and ate enough pig ears.

The next day, Tang Seng went to school early, and the class he taught had the worst grades in the school. A total of ninety-two class teachers have been replaced, and all methods have been exhausted, but there is still no improvement. The original intention of the principal was to find another one to try in the talent market, but unexpectedly met Tang Seng. Thinking that his ability must be good, even a stubborn person like Sun Wukong was domesticated by him, so he saved the pain of finding people.

A new broom sweeps clean. Tang Seng gave his classmates a dismount on the first day.

The cause was the tardiness of a classmate named Pawn. Originally, being late was also late, and it was a big deal to report it, and to receive two sentences, the most severe was only to be punished for one class. However, Tang Seng does not. As soon as the pawn's classmate finished shouting, he stepped forward, took the pawn's hand and walked to the podium, and said with a pleasant face: Pawn, you are not doing what you are doing, although it is said that people are not saints, how can you be without fault, but your behavior is obviously in violation of school rules, tell the teacher, is it because you were too late on the Internet yesterday and couldn't get up today, or is it because you are stuck in traffic on the road and can't catch up? Or did you happen to be in a car accident on the road and took the injured person to the hospital? Well, if this is the case, it is to praise the ground, the Buddhist family has clouds, save people's lives, and win the seventh-level floating slaughter, we can't see death without saving the ground, you are out of breath, you must not have eaten breakfast, the body is skinny, and the parents who receive it, is it wrong for you to do this,......

He chattered until the bell rang for the end of class, and then he said the word "class" very reluctantly. The pawn had already been dizzy from the chatter, and he almost collapsed. That's when I breathed a sigh of relief.

In this way, Tang Seng began his happy teaching career. In his class, his classmates yawned as if they were casting spells, and most of them sleepwalked to Zhou Gong. The rest of them also relied on cotton balls to plug their ears to keep them from sleeping. The originally noisy classroom was silent all of a sudden, which made the class on the side grateful, and the two class teachers praised Teacher Tang Seng in front of the principal.

Ren Xing is also proud of the principal, saying that he is born a good Bole.

Tang Seng would occasionally ask his classmates to get up and answer questions. The person who was called stood up in panic, and in less than two seconds, his head drooped again. Once a classmate who was called by Wuxin stood up slowly, his eyes couldn't open, so he fell asleep standing up. Tang Seng circled around him for half a circle and muttered: Wuxin classmate, you sleep like this, the posture is not right, this will cause head and neck sprains, and also, you shouldn't make a whirring sound, which will affect the sleep of other students,......

Although Tang Seng received unanimous praise from other colleagues and leaders, everyone in the final class failed, and the reality of hanging a red light on the door still made the principal of Ren You in a dilemma. In good conscience, he personally did not have a big difference in the style of Tang Seng's lectures, but the parents of all the classmates found the school together, claiming that they would not let their children study here without changing the teacher. had no choice but to cut his love, pay him two months' salary, and end his contract early.

So Tang Seng became a laid-off worker again. For more than two months at home, he applied for jobs every day, and others either thought he didn't have enough education or no experience. Tang Seng ran into walls everywhere, and was tortured by his wife's white eyes and yin and yang fingers at home, his wife hated himself for being blind and marrying the wrong person, poked Tang Seng's nose with her fingers, and scolded: The four masters and apprentices, you are the most unproductive. Look at Goku, everyone is now the mayor. Bajie is also good, the business is doing well, and those who are not good enough are like Sha Monks, and now they are also making a fortune by selling mineral water. But you sit at home, reciting Laoshizi Buddha family cloud all day long, and the broken book is sold, and it is not worth much!

Tang Seng was angry, thought about it, and decided to go to Wukong for help. He is now the mayor of Huaguo Town, and it is not difficult to arrange an errand envoy.

Wukong is now an official, a leader, and his momentum is different. For the master's request, he agreed to it, and within a few days, he called Tang Seng to the newly opened Food First Restaurant to be the catering supervisor.

Who wants Tang Seng to make the guests angry on the first day of work.

It was a dignitary from the city, and the business in the store was hot, so Tang Seng volunteered to take on the important task of starting the dish. The fat-headed and powder-faced mayor ordered a pangolin, and Tang Seng hurriedly shook his head and said: No, the guest officer will order another one.

Let's have a civet cat.

Nor did it.

They ordered seven or eight dishes in a row, and Tang Seng shook his head and said no. No matter how good the mayor's temper is, he finally got angry and called your boss out! What kind of restaurant is this opening, there is no this, there is no that!

How dare Tang Seng call it. This is obviously his own words, in fact, there is everything in the restaurant, but he reads holy books, and since he was a child, he has received the teaching of benevolence and righteousness, and he feels that it is against the will of Buddhism to make these living beings into the Buddha's place. So, I hope they can order some vegetarian food. Think that these people are full of brains, but they are meat-loving diners.

Buddhism, everything has a spirit. These animals are from the same ancestors as us, so I hope you will be merciful and don't eat them by mistake. ……

As soon as he thought about it, he didn't know when he would stop. How could the mayor listen to him? His face was furious, and he brushed his sleeves and left. Only three days later, the industrial and commercial taxation, fire and sanitation all branded the restaurant as unqualified, and the food first suffered Waterloo. Poor boss, he lost more than 20 pounds in an instant, and he was accompanied by hundreds of thousands of taels of silver in vain, and he didn't know the reason.

When Sun Wukong learned about the cause and effect, he could only sigh. The official level crushed people to death, not to mention that at this critical moment (at that time he was running for the director of a certain city bureau), what he hoped most was that the above did not know the relationship between Tang Seng and himself.

Tang Seng knew that he had made a big mistake for his disciple, and he begged Wukong again without the face, hurriedly said goodbye, and packed home.

He was in a trance, and when he wanted to go back, he was also insulted by his wife, and he couldn't help but feel sad and sighed at the sky. Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a big sign of the New Century Training School, and he was curious and went to observe. I saw that the sign read:

This school is a well-known training school in the country. Famous actors Xu Shaohua, Chi Chongrui, Liu Xiaolingtong, etc., all graduated from this school. Our school has a variety of training content, only need to pay 500 taels of silver, you can exchange for a starry future. Hurry up.

The starlight is brilliant, shining in Tang Seng's eyes. He wiped a handful of tears and squeezed to the school gate to sign up, I am a Tang monk who went to the west to learn scriptures from the Tang Dynasty in the East and returned to the Tang Dynasty from the West. Do you recognize me? That's right, it's the Tang monk who has four apprentices. Speaking of my four apprentices, it's amazing......

He introduced himself for three or four hours. The old man woke up from his sleep, and when he saw that he was still talking to himself, he gave him a sign for the eloquence class.

Tang Seng is extremely talented, not half a month, in the eloquence class skills have been unmatched, in due course, the country held a debate competition, the school sent a proud disciple Tang Seng to participate, really live up to expectations, for the school to win a gold medal back. Media reporters rushed to report, and in an instant, Tang Seng's name was popular all over the country, women and children all knew, and children all knew. The central three stations are even faster, and Tang Seng signed a lifelong agreement with him the day before he graduated, and Tang Seng replaced the current Ma xx in the storytelling program at half past ten, it is said that his hypnotic effect is too poor, not enough to meet the requirements of insomnia people.

A turnip, a pit. After several twists and turns, Tang Seng finally found his own brilliant career. Stride towards the goal of a well-off family. The wife has also become gentle and considerate, and tender. The family business is going well.

But not long after, Tang Seng spoke a lot of words, and if he could omit, he tried not to say it. For example, you ask him, have you had dinner? If he answered yes, he had eaten. Answer: No, no. Be concise and clear at a glance.

It is estimated that this is also an occupational disease, just like a person who is tired enough to choke outside, when he returns home, he must be lazy in bed and do not want to move.

Both, one reason.