Zhu Bajie rewrote Journey to the West
When the West Heaven came back from learning the scriptures, the four masters and apprentices each achieved positive results, and finally ran all the way in vain and served an iron rice bowl.
But Mr. Zhu Bajie is a guy who is not willing to be lonely, seeing that today's economic tide is surging, and gold diggers abound.
For example, the Eight Immortals partnered to open the Eight Immortals Restaurant, and its main dish Eight Immortals Gongshou is famous all over the world. The pockets of the eight immortals also bulged. The princess of the iron fan opened a Sino-foreign joint venture air conditioner production Co., Ltd. to produce Bajiao fan brand air conditioners. This thing naturally sells well in the scorching heat of the Flaming Mountain area, so she makes a lot of money. Now her fixed assets have broken through the eight-figure mark. With money to support her, she is no longer the little daughter-in-law who was angry before. Even her husband, the Bull Demon King, respectfully calls her Chairman Tie, because he is nothing more than a department manager under her.
Bajie was so envious that his eyes were red, and he immediately decided to establish Gao Laozhuang Development Co., Ltd. and serve as the chairman.
Gao Laozhuang is the base of Lao Zhu, and due to the wide spread of "Journey to the West", it has also become a well-known tourist attraction. The old pig took advantage of the situation, engaged in real estate, built a large number of luxury villas in the village, and under his vigorous encouragement, they were quickly sold out, and the pig made a lot of money.
Zhu Bajie relied on him to be the first of the four masters and apprentices to go to sea, and decided to strike first. He pretended to be the agent of Sun Wukong and set up the Huaguo Mountain Amusement World in Huaguo Mountain. And the local specialty peach to implement the unified purchase and sales, and made a lot of money.
He also pretended to be his younger brother Sha Seng in the name of Liushahe to set up Liushahe Shipping Co., Ltd. His travel company offers a variety of tours, such as tours of the scriptures and tours of the hometown of master and apprentice.
In short, Zhu Bajie's business is getting bigger and bigger, and now even he can't count the total number of digits in assets.
However, with the booming business of Zhu Bajie, troubles also followed. Although he doesn't know how to read, he can still read TV series and cartoons. He knew that what made him famous started with that book called "Journey to the West". But his image in the book is really not very good. If he was still a civilian, it would be fine, but now that he is a famous billionaire in the sky and on the ground, he has to care about his image.
After repeated consideration, he decided to start with "Journey to the West" and rewrite this book to re-establish a glorious image of Zhu Bajie.
The best form is to write an autobiography, and it is in line with the trends of the day. But he even has just practiced his name from the original hunting Bacheng to now being able to write Zhu Bajie. This is still forced by the need to sign documents after becoming the chairman. Therefore, the road of autobiography will definitely not work, and the only way to do it is to ask a writer to write it for you.
Wu Chengen, this guy has long been an ancient, otherwise it would be better to let him write it. Fortunately, money can make ghosts grind, and Zhu Bajie spent a lot of money to invite the ten most popular best-selling authors today, and asked them to write a book in praise of him. Soon they were all handed in.
Chairman Zhu listened to the secretary read these books to him. are all based on the theme of praising Zhu Bajie, but they have their own merits:
For example, the popular female writer Fu Liao wrote "Love Sprinkles the Road to the West", which writes Zhu Bajie as a big love species that sprinkles love everywhere. not only exaggerated the very love between Zhu Bajie and Ms. Chang'e back then, but also wrote about his lingering and entangled romances with dozens of amorous women on the way to learn scriptures. Such as: amorous female poem banana fan, pig genius affectionately gave a nail rake to write Zhu Bajie and the iron fan princess eyebrows to love each other like glue. That Bull Demon King brother became a stumbling block to their innocent feelings. There are also chapters such as Pansi Cave Qijiao fighting for Wujing and her daughter Guobaimei grabbing the pig, which is even more glamorous and infinitely spring. Chairman Pig thought that if all this was true in the book, then he would have no regrets about dying. But in that case, there will be no less than twenty angry husbands who have been robbed of their wives by him to come to him desperately. Take another trip to learn the scriptures, and pay attention to it, and you will find nearly 100 little pigs.
The "Bloody Pig" written by Mr. Quan Tong, who is known for writing martial arts novels, wrote Zhu Bajie as a magnificent man with great powers, punishing evil and eliminating evil. He once bravely fought the female swordsman Chang'e, beat her to the ground, had nowhere to hide, and finally fled to the Guanghan Palace on the moon and did not dare to come out; He fought with thirty gangsters in turns, and after several days and nights, until the sky was dark, he finally captured these gangsters alive and tied them all to a tree. Over time, these people grew into the tree and turned into a ginseng fruit; also wrote his pig face as a hidden identity and carefully disguised. His true face is not revealed until the last time of the book, and it becomes a mysterious and difficult mystery.
The "Pig Going to the West" written by the trendy writer Beibei portrays Zhu Bajie cynical, sleek and cute in a ridiculous tone. The first sentence of the book goes like this: He's a pig, and if you think he's a stupid pig, you're a dumber than him......
Su Man, a writer who is known for writing youthful and beautiful essays, wrote "108,000 Miles: Mountains and Rivers", which wrote Zhu Bajie full of romantic temperament, and the journey to learn from the experience was to travel to more than 80 countries. Among them, the exotic customs are colorful and dizzying, and the monster removal is one of the more exciting tourism projects.
Biographer Loess wrote "From a Tramp to a Billionaire Pig", which exaggerated his process of getting rich, and wrote that his economic acumen was shown from the time he learned from the scriptures. ……
After reading the ten revised "Journey to the West", Bajie didn't know what to do. Finally, the board of directors was convened, and the majority overwhelmingly passed the minority: each work has its own characteristics, which can take care of readers with different preferences, and it was decided to publish it together, and the title of the book is "The Complete Biography of Zhu Bajie".