Chapter 5 Whose Child Is It?

I stood in front of Big Ash, and Big Squirrel thought I was trying to protect him, and he was immediately excited.

"Chunguang, if you have to ask for this egg ......"

"Shut up!" I scolded him, a little embarrassed.

Damn human shame! I thought that my cheek had been practiced for a long time, and the fire did not burn the realm, but the result was still as thin as the pie crust that came with Peking duck.

I turned my attention to the queen bee, held out a scissor hand, and said in a deep voice, "There are two points. First, I can make the beautiful Queen Bee more youthful and eternal; Second, I can make your race more prosperous, Your Highness the Queen Bee. ”

This is the psychology of most emperors: health and longevity and longevity.

As a proud queen, in the face of the harem Jiafu 3000, it is estimated that her youthful appearance can arouse her interest more.

This multiple-choice question is not difficult, she is not a ruffian, she likes to be heroic for a while, beating me up and bringing practical benefits to the clan, she should be able to tell the difference.

Queen Bee was really not an ordinary woman, she said very calmly: "Since you are talking about a deal, show what you want." ”

I said, "Why don't you take me back and torture me, maybe you can get what you want without paying anything." ”

The queen bee made a strange sound like crying and laughing, and her flickering compound eyes revealed a bit of cunning: "Twisted flowers are not sweet, and in order to make the sweetest honey, it is necessary to make both the worker bees and the flowers reach a happy state." ”

It's the first time I've heard such an unbelievable answer.

When I was in chemistry class, the teacher seemed to say something very strange.

He said that everything has feelings, and if expressed in bioelectricity, grass that has just been trimmed by a lawn mower will emit strong radio waves, and the arc of the radio waves is much sharper than that of ordinary grass that is intact.

Now I like being a mouse, not only can I understand human voices, but I can also communicate with these little animals.

"Good!" I readily agreed: "Actually, I don't have high requirements, I have to have a house when I first arrive...... Forehead...... Dongfu. ”

"That's totally fine!"

I breathed a sigh of relief, not because I had just come to solve the housing problem, but because the deal was made, I ...... Don't get beaten!

I expected this to be easier for the queen bee than plucking the leg hair, just saw the strength of those worker bees digging in the soil, it was like a miniature excavator.

I shook hands with this powerful queen for the first time, and we made a perfect deal.

She became the first friend I made when I came into this world, and I was talking about girls.

In fact, my two points are also very simple, and most of the pages in biology books are written about the laws of heredity.

I don't remember the rest, but I remember that the probability of children with deformities is higher when close relatives are married.

Her male peaks, to put it bluntly, are all her sons and grandchildren, but the honey feeding is different, and from the larvae grow up, they become different types of work, most of them are worker bees, and a few are drones.

If you want to reproduce higher quality offspring, the best thing is to prevent consanguineous marriages.

As for how the wise queen bee mobilizes those bee soldiers to grab handsome guys from the foreign bee colony, it's not my concern.

"Chunguang, can you tell me the beauty secret you just said!"

I already know the name of the big squirrel - East Gray.

From the very beginning, he had been asking me this question tirelessly.

While looking at my new home, I said absentmindedly: "It's all said to be a secret recipe, everyone knows it, how can it be a secret?" ”

The new house is on a huge ginkgo tree, pristine and transparent, surrounded by mountains in the east and a lake in the west, and a cheap human wooden house under the tree.

It is said that there was originally a bear that had just become independent.

This bear is born with a bear calf that is not afraid of bees, so he goes directly to knock open the queen bee's nest and steal honey with a wooden stick to eat.

Oh, I forgot to mention the queen bee, her name is honeypot, and she belongs to the wall bee that digs holes in the earthen wall, not the hornet that likes to hang lotus canopies upside down under the eaves tree.

As a result, this bear tasted the first bucket of poisonous honey in his life, that is, the Buddha's head bag that was more and larger than the east gray head.

Dong Ash handed me the duck eggs as if offering a treasure, and begged, "Just tell me!" When my mother wants to beat me, I can still use beauty secrets to please her. ”

"Nothing to do, either a traitor or a thief!" I snorted.

He pointed to his head and exclaimed, "Is this not a problem? ”

My heart softened, and it was entirely because of me that East Gray was so miserable.

So I took the duck egg and said, "I'll go back with you in a while, and if your wife wants to beat you, you can push the matter on me." ”

Dong Ash said unceremoniously: "Of course! ”

"How do you speak? Don't know how to be polite? "I've never seen him so straightforward, and even if he wants to do that, at least be tactful and give me a little buffer.

East Gray smiled, but the swollen mouse face, I only saw his beard shaking, not much curvature.

He habitually scratched his head, and then screamed in pain.

"Springlight...... You don't know...... If my mother sees you, she will definitely cry and laugh. ”

I rubbed the skin of a duck's egg on the lump and asked, "Do I look so cold?" Isn't it just a rat in a spotted skin? As for then Coke? ”

I still feel good about myself, this is the same color as the panda, I can't be a national treasure, and I've had the addiction of being a national treasure!

Dong Shen said: "Don't say anything first, your tree hole is nothing, aren't you just aiming at the pile of honey in the corner?" If you've seen enough, come with me. ”

I kicked him, and the kid had a swollen head and a very good look in his eyes, and he quickly dodged it.

"It's so easy to say! These are all windfalls, I originally asked for a rat's nest, who knew that this was a warehouse for the queen bee? This is my latest ration, I spent a long time dying so many brain cells in exchange, can you change it? ”

"Hehe...... Dong Shen laughed a few times and said, "Chunguang, seeing you this time is very different from before." ”

I proudly said, "Of course! Haven't you heard of the Eighteen Transformations of the Rat? ”

"What's that?" East Ash wondered.

"What the saint said!" I took a bite of the duck egg, and it was ok, it was cooked.

"I hadn't heard of it before at the academy." He looked at me, probably distressed about the duck eggs he had stolen.

"You've also gone to college?" I was surprised.

Dong Shen shook his head: "I just passed by on the beam of the academy......"

"Oh......" I said meaningfully: "Stealing from school!" There is progress! Anyway, where is the academy? I'll go back and see. ”

Dong Shen immediately drooped his head, a little sad: "It was flooded." ”

I immediately jumped up: "Damn! Are you kidding me? Could it be that the academy you are talking about is in the Dragon Palace? ”

Later, East Ash explained it to me.

The place where we live now is called Wolong Mountain, and there are no other homes within a radius of 100 miles except for the small wooden houses below.

There is a Wolong town under Wolong Mountain, where many people live.

Since all the dark rivers on the top of the mountain flooded last year, the entire town of Wolong was submerged, and the foot of the mountain is surrounded by Wolong Lake.

Now our mountain has become an isolated island, but the original inhabitants of this place, the small animals, are still happy to call this place Wolong Mountain.

"Ahh I jumped up and said, "Can't you get out of the mountain now!" How big is that Wolong Lake you are talking about, and is there a boat? ”

Dong Ash led the way in front, his mansion was really complicated, and I didn't know where I was after walking for a long time.

"I haven't been out for a year anyway, and I haven't seen a boat."

I said, "Aren't rats born to swim?" You teach me back, and I'll swim out. ”

"There are water snakes in the lake. I heard that there was a black snake boss recently, and the snakes near the mountains had to go all the way when they saw him. This guy is in the dark! If you see it, run away! ”

I made up a snake with graffiti in ink: "It's not so scary!" ”

I've seen snakes in zoos before, and they're all curled up in incubators like dead meat, and they don't move until others feed them.

The two of us walked on a dirt road that I couldn't even think of beforeβ€”the rat road.

Uncle Taibai was prescient, how did you say that? It is difficult to go to the sky!

Hehe...... Uncle Taibai is talking about the Qinling Plank Road into Sichuan, of course, the road we are walking now, the difficulty level is no less than that of Shu Road.

It's hard for me to imagine that Dong Shen alone can build so many twists and turns like a sleepless excavator.

Dong Ash said that he would take me to his mother, I was going to refuse, mainly to see the old man can not be empty-handed, I can take out the honey now, borrowing flowers to offer Buddha is nothing.

"Anyway, why did you use so much effort as a rat to move half of my property at once."

I yelled at him with full firepower, knowing that I didn't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, and said arrogantly, "Look at the old man, take the honey as you like." ”

My sister Chunguang was actually blackmailed by a mouse!

I hurt that! I was going to enjoy it for half a month and then go out to find food.

At least I have to come for a few days of Wolong Mountain for a half-moon tour, familiar with the terrain, and relax my nerves, but now, this planned date has been cut in half.

Dong Shen suddenly stopped leaving, and I bumped into his ass: "Oops! What are you doing? Do you know that emergency braking on the highway will kill you! ”

This guy's head is not good, but the quality of his ass is very good, and he almost didn't knock my little nose off, and my current appearance can rely on this eye-catching nose to support the faΓ§ade.

Dong Shen turned his head, and in the dark tunnel, his eyes were surprisingly bright and had a sharp luster.

"That's a little bit of honey, that's interest. What I'm telling you is a life-saving stunt, I don't care about your previous life, you have to listen to me when you get here! Warning, stay away from the lake, that black snake is not easy to deal with! ”

His tone became more and more stern, and after he said, I saw that his mouse face was about to be pulled into a donkey face, hehe...... This kid has grown up to be so fierce to me.

According to my old temper, I must rush up and come first with a monkey...... Hey...... I laughed wickedly, of course it wasn't a trick like "stealing peaches", even if there were peaches in East Ash, it was still cherries.

Forehead...... I cover my face, forgive my wickedness, and I will correct it later!