Chapter 6 The Rat Man Descends from the Sky
My favorite move I used to use was "Monkey Ceiling". A woman's nails are a natural weapon, pinching, biting, pulling, and grabbing the four tricks, half of which use nails.
But not now, Sister Xiuzhen is not around to cover me, I shoot easily, most of the rebound comes back, and I am the one who suffers!
Besides, I'm a rat now, let's rank according to seniority, East Gray is a senior, who is a senior? That's the front wave that pushes the back wave and is about to be killed by the back wave on the beach.
His experience of survival is a rare treasure for me.
At the very least, he can still be my reserve food for now. If I can't find food for a while, I should have no problem going to his house a few times to eat!
I stepped forward to try to keep a warm smile, patted his smooth back with my paws, and the thief smiled, "All right! I'll stay away from that snake. No matter how bad it is, we will find a way to slaughter him and stew him in snake soup. ”
Dong Gray's gloomy deepening accent: "See-to-to-hide!" ”
I can't help it, I touch my belly, which has already started to sing a big opera, and I really want to go to his house to have a full meal soon, at least to eat my honey back.
"Yes, yes...... I'll hide! Now you can go. ”
East Ash continued to lead the way.
And I still raised my arms, drooped my paws, and walked upright, continuing to follow him.
It turns out that the eyes of the rat have their own lighting system, and even if the rat hole is not dark, it can still see the ground clearly, but it is gray and white.
I heard that rats are color blind, and no matter how colorful they are, they can only look at black and white photos.
I didn't ask Dong Gray this question, because I was outside just now, and what I saw was still the same as when I was a human, but the visual effect was different.
For example, the child with a big fart is actually a huge meat mound in my eyes, and the toilet bowl can also be seen as a towering giant pillar.
Ay...... Sad eyes.
"East Ash, who the hell is that kid?" I asked suddenly.
This little kid has hurt me so badly, and if you don't teach him a lesson, it will be hard to get rid of the itch of my teeth.
"You're talking about that dwarf winter melon in the wooden house?"
"Uh...... East Ash! Do you feel like you're tall? ”
East Ash was indignant: "That kid is also a dangerous animal, you stay away from him." ”
It seems that East Ash has also suffered losses.
Now I don't even take that black snake in my eyes, a little fart child, and I actually want to hide?
But I've just suffered a loss, and I will never admit that it's a disparity in strength. Whoever told me to be a newcomer to the city, I didn't know myself or the other at all, my eyes were completely black, and I crossed the river by feeling the stones, so it was inevitable to occasionally get wet shoes.
I sniffled uncomfortably, and the smell of urine on my body always reminded me of revenge, so I said sullenly: "That bread boy, you will leave it to me, and the new and old hatreds will be counted together." ”
Dong Ash snorted and fell to the ground, but his professional habits, don't lose food, so the honey bucket is still well held by him.
"You can do it! You will receive it later. ”
I was frightened and said, "What are you afraid of! Isn't it just a little doll, even if we are small, we are adult rats! ”
Dong Ash said: "Anyway, I've already said what I should say, don't look for me when you cry." ”
I was wary, "How do you know I'm new?" ”
It seems that he hasn't asked Tang Seng like the old lady, "Master, where did you come from and where are you going?" ”
Dong Gray's back looked very bland: "Since Wolong Mountain has become Wolong Island." There are too many new faces who have moved in this year, and they are all fighting for turf outside. We have also added a lot of new members to the rat clan, and the patriarch asked me to register on the roster, and my eyes were still dark, and I didn't know where to start. ”
I have a wake-up call in my heart that there must be something strange about this mountain, what the outside world is like, and my eyes are also black.
It seems that you should be cautious when traveling!
Later, I learned that there was only one family in Wolong Mountain. No wonder the animals are at war.
Take us rat people as an example, I used to call this kind of behavior "stealing".
Now the situation is different, and I'm a rat too, so let's glorify our behavior.
For a long time, most of the rodents have relied on human beings to live, borrowing the food of the east and the cotton of the west, anyway, they have brought the "take-it-ism" into full play.
Now that the source of livelihood is the wooden house, the living resources are scarce, which is bound to deepen the contradictions between us.
Those who are not willing to provide for themselves are starving to death, and our ethnic group is also decreasing, so it is no wonder that it is difficult for Dongshen to carry out the registration work.
For example, today's Wang Er Mazi rat was recorded, less than half a day, Wang Er Mazi rat was killed by Zhang San Mouse, and less than half a day later, another rat named Wang Er Mazi moved from somewhere else.
Before I could clear my thoughts, Higashi told me that his house had arrived.
There was no imaginary group of rats scurrying around in the huge cave, only a female mouse with a bulging belly sat against the wall.
Her hair, which should be fur now, looked terrible, completely dull, dry and messy, and her expression was also sorrowful.
"Mother, I'm back!" East Gray shouted loudly, even at such a close distance, he seemed to be holding a megaphone to speak.
I guess there's something wrong with his mother's ears.
The old gray squirrel was still napping, but when he heard the sound, he immediately cheered up and said gently: "The winter reserve food is enough, so don't go out to work, it's also dangerous to be noisy outside." ”
Dong Shen put the honey pot on the stone table and said loudly: "Mother, I brought back honey today, you can drink some later, it will be good for the child in the belly." ”
I have a lot of black hair in my heart like stinky tofu, they are rats, they won't **, the child in this woman's belly, I glanced at Dong Shen with a strange look, oops...... It's so cold!
Could it be that there is no other rat living in the cave except for me, a superfluous rat, and such a forbidden love should not be allowed among slightly shameless animals.
In fact, when I came to this world, I saw three women, one was the woman in front of me, and the other was the nurse who was going to shoot me with a spatula at the beginning, it was the nurse of the bread child, and the queen bee.
The lives of the three of them are all I don't want.
"Spring flowers, come here! I can't get up because I can't move. Dong Gray Niang moved her stone-ground belly, made room for the stone bed, and motioned for me to sit down.
I looked at Dong Gray a little crampedly, with a complicated expression!
Dong Shen thought that I was recognizing, so he immediately ran over with a crying voice, lying beside her and howling: "Mother! Do you still know me? ”
Dong Gray Niang probably has been paying attention to me, and now when she sees Dong Gray, she said, "Huh", touched his strange head, and said in surprise: "Son, what's wrong with you?" ”
Dong Ash snorted and said aggrievedly: "I was beaten by a bee!" ”
Dong Ash Niang didn't believe it at all: "Nonsense! What was hit by the wind? You've been struck by lightning! ”
East Ash cried: "Mother! Are you my mother? ”
I snorted and was happy, daring to love Dong Gray, this baby is the treatment of a stepmother.
Dong Gray Niang said: "Don't think that if you hit your head like this, you don't have to work, go and prepare dinner, I'll have a good chat with Chunguang." ”
Yes, I deeply mourn for the East Ash.
However, the atmosphere of the scene suddenly became much more lively, and I have to thank Dong Ash for this living treasure.
Dong Shen pretended to wipe the corners of his dry eyes, and immediately said with a smile: "Okay...... Mother, you and Chunguang have a good chat, I'll prepare food. You can't starve our baby if you're hungry! ”
I shivered so hard that the hairs on my back stood on end.
It turns out that this mother and son really have a leg!
I also sat next to the stone bed, and said a little embarrassed: "Auntie, in fact, Dong Shen is here to save me today, and the end is suddenly bigger, don't blame him." ”
Dong Gray Niang pulled my paw, and the other paw still touched my Lingzhi-like ear, ignoring my words at all, but sighed: "It would be nice if the spring love was still there, I don't know how happy I am to see you grow up." ”
Spring love?!
Which brother's name is this, it's sad enough that my name is Chunguang, and there is such a brainless name as Chunqing?
Before I could ask, Dong Gray Niang gave me the answer: "When your mother was thinking about your brothers and sisters, we decided to kiss the baby."
Don't look clumsy and clumsy, but the most filial.
Every time his dead father comes back to fight, he goes out to be merry and happy, leaving me with a big belly, and every time the child takes care of me to give birth......"
I suddenly fell into the ice cellar, my mother called Spring Love, and inexplicably gave me a finger for marriage, and stuffed me with an unexpected husband?
Anyway, I was finally resurrected, just to marry a mouse!
Oh my! You've mismatched your fate in vain!
I immediately took Dong Gray Niang's hand and said hurriedly: "Auntie, you remember wrong!" Could my mother be joking? ”
Dong Gray Niang's face sank: "Nonsense! Your father **** also knows about this. ”
****?!
Could it be that our family is in the adult products business?
I looked forward to Ai Ai and said, "Auntie...... I...... You...... Will...... Recognize the wrong person, in fact...... I'm not ...... What a spring! ”
I used to be a human being, and I didn't even know who I was when I crossed over, how did your old man think that I was her best friend's daughter?
"Impossible!" East Gray Niang is categorical, and the rat light is like a torch.
She tugged at my paws and rubbed them, and some of her hard nails tickled me comfortably.
"Your family's coat color is very special, hey, it's like you, black in white, black in white, and it's passed down from generation to generation, this is an outlier in the rat clan."
I guess my face is the same color as my coat now, black and white is very beautiful, it's really a fantasy story!
Dong Ash Niang fell into melancholy: "I was four months old when I was pregnant with Dong Ash, and I was the best sister with your mother at that time, and she had just married your father at that time. We agreed that if she became pregnant with a daughter, we would be a family in the future.
Now that Dong Shen is one year and two months old, and he still hasn't married a wife, do you want to delay him until he dies? ”
I'm sweating all over my fur! Dare to love your son for being hidden by yourself, and you still have to blame me?