August 30, 2015 at 5 p.m. Word Count 2019

In the last book, it was mentioned that the Savior of Gulagas died in battle, and the Tang Emperor had relatives in his heart, and he was silent when he touched the book of life and death. The crow commander next to him, Svein, scolded loudly: "Yuan Shi Tianzun doesn't want to be embarrassed, as a saint senior, he actually shot at me and other juniors, damn it, he won't die well!"

As soon as the words fell, Svein was blown to pieces with a snap, startling everyone. Emperor Tang was shocked and asked what was going on? Chief Manager Xie reacted quite quickly, and immediately thought of the reason, and explained: "According to Svein himself, he knows a magic skill called "Crow's Mouth", no matter who he says, as long as it is below the saint, it is absolutely good and not bad, but this time Svein's mind was hot, and he actually cursed that the saint must not die well, so the tragedy ......."

! Emperor Tang was angry and aggrieved at the same time, as soon as the saint came forward, two people died on his side, could it be that he and the others were the fish and meat under the knife, and let him slaughter them?

Thinking of the sentence before the barrel died, "Boss, go away, Gulagas is still willing to eat, drink and have fun with you in the next life, and be happy!" "The nose was sore, and the Tang Emperor couldn't help but shed heroic tears, and the tears soaked the name of the ancient Lagas in the book of life and death, the Tang Emperor was crying while rubbing the name of the ancient Lagas, only to feel that his body was getting weaker and weaker, and the color of the box on the name of the ancient Lagas was getting lighter and lighter, and when the box was gone, Xie Tianji exclaimed: "Your Majesty, your cultivation is ...... Bronze 3!"

It turned out to be Xuan Xian, and now it is Bronze 3, what about playing with people! Emperor Tang staggered to his feet, only to feel that there were stars in front of him, and he fell and fell unconscious.

When I woke up, I didn't know what time it was, but I heard Xie Tianji and his group of people sitting around laughing and laughing, Emperor Tang was furious, now the situation is so critical, you can still laugh, this is because I don't die!

got up angrily, kicked on Xie Tianji's buttocks, and kicked him with a dog shit, revealing a person behind him, one meter nine horizontally, two meters seven in width, there is only one person in such a body shape, who is not Gulagas!

Emperor Tang was overjoyed, and stepped forward and asked: "Xiao Gu, why are you resurrected? Could it be that there are gods and men to help?" Gulagas smiled and said: "Your Majesty erased the box of my name from the book of life and death, and I was resurrected, and I also brought back the video of the nine great sittings on the beginning, Your Majesty can come and enjoy it together?"

Emperor Tang asked clearly that Gu Lacas's mobile phone was turned on the video function, and the process of Yuan Shi's nine humiliations was filmed clearly, especially the facial expressions of Yuan Shi from the shame and anger of the first sitting, to the anger of the second sitting, the hideousness of the third sitting, the frustration of the fourth sitting, the helplessness of the fifth sitting, and the last few times of resignation, the richness of the expression, the superb acting skills, it is really breathtaking!

After reading it, Emperor Tang gave a thumbs up and said: "This year's Oscar little golden man is none other than Yuan Shi Tianzun!"

Xiu Wei fell from Xuan Xian to Bronze 3, but he returned to the barrel Gulagas for a life, no matter how you calculate it, I think it's worth it! Don Nyima ate the godhead of Asura, meditated all night, Xiu Wei returned to the Xuan Immortal rank steadily, and then relied on the onion to tear up and tear Svein's name, erase the border, and quickly eat the godhead of the Yaksha again, Xiu Wei rushed up and down several times like riding a cloud flying car, so disgusting that the Tang Emperor ate nothing for several days in a row, and felt uncomfortable and nauseous every day, and his facial expression was very much like a woman who had just been pregnant......

The video of the big sitting on Yuan Shi was uploaded to the Internet by Xie Tianji, and the Tang Emperor wanted to stop it, afraid of angering Yuan Shi Tianzun, but then he thought about it, he was paralyzed, and he was killed, what can he do if he is angry? So Xie Tianji was arranged to intersperse a commentary dubbing, and all kinds of exaggerated commentary words "Huh", "Ah", "Oh", "I fuck" with Yuan Shi's facial expressions, immediately added a lot of color to this video!

The manhole cover is hidden tens of thousands of meters underground, these days the outside world has been looking for Tang Nyima to find crazy, a group of people are looking for it, and a group of people are also looking for it under the order of the Tongtian Sect Master, Erlang God is all over the world while catching fugitives while struggling to find the trace of the Tang Emperor, Taishang Laojun, the bad embryo, asked the magic mirror again, only to see that it was pitch black, and Lao Jun was helpless.

After three days of cats, Emperor Tang and the others were so suffocated that they decided to go back to Biyou Palace first and listen to what the Tongtian Sect Master had to say.

The manhole cover broke out of the ground, identified the direction and flew straight towards the Biyou Palace, all the way to the palace, the Tongtian Sect Master was playing with balloons, and the blocking elf was really blown up by him again, the Tang Emperor was very speechless, and asked Tongtian for his guidance, the Tongtian Sect Master laughed and said: "After this incident, my junior brother is already eager to eat your flesh and sleep on your skin, but it is said that after seeing the Yuan Shi video in Youku, Hongjun Patriarch has called him to Zixiao Palace to preach, and the specific situation is unknown." ”

The Tongtian Sect Master looked at Tang Nyima's face full of frustration, patted the Tang Emperor on the shoulder and said: "Don't worry, you are the one who robbed people in this 10,000-year catastrophe, just like the protagonist in the novel, with the aura of the protagonist, as long as you don't intend to die, the saint can't kill you! If the robbers are so easy to kill, I directly killed Jiang Ziya 100,000 years ago, who could stop me at that time?" Speaking of this, the Tongtian Sect Master fell into deep memories again......

Emperor Tang was relieved a lot when he heard this, and he smelled a strange smell on the hand of the Tongtian Sect Master on one side, and then looked at the balloon on the ground, with a strange scream, he turned around and ran, and went back to bathe and change clothes. The Tongtian Sect Master didn't know why, so he sighed and said, "I'm still young, and I behave weirdly when I suffer a little setback!"

After taking a bath, Emperor Tang was in a good mood, so he took a nap for a while, and asked Ahri to help him rub his stomach, which was still the same old problem a few days ago, he was always nauseous and wanted to vomit, and he felt better when he rubbed it.

This sleep was dark, and when I woke up, I saw that it was Ji Qing Ernin rubbing my stomach next to me, and remembered that the tone of the two of them was extremely unhygienic, so I quickly stopped it, and then asked, "Isn't it Mrs. Ahri who is helping me rub my stomach? Why did it change to the two of you?"

Jiubu Chuan Neiku covered his mouth and smiled and said: "Queen Ahri is tired of rubbing, just replace the two of me!" Emperor Tang looked at Jiubu Chuan Neiku's strange appearance and got goosebumps all over his body, and then asked: "How long have you been rubbing?" Heel Jingcun replied honestly: "Back to Your Majesty, two hours." "Oh, how long did I sleep then?" Donniema asked. Heel Jingcun replied: "Return to Your Majesty, two hours." "! The feelings are all these two people busy with themselves, Emperor Tang jumped out of bed, went to Ahri to settle accounts, Jiu'er was as charming as silk, and said to the heel of Jingcun: "Your Majesty just lay on the bed, why don't we make a whole hair here?" More than 2,000 words are omitted here......