Therefore, the 20-minute walk from home to school actually has a lot of water. Human beings are a very wonderful thing, as long as they are alive, they must continue to accumulate the so-called mental pressure, this pressure either comes from themselves, or from the outside world, if you accumulate too much, you can become a witch, or you may become an ability, or be possessed by a strange obstacle cat, so if you don't want to be shot to death by the black chief or be cloned 20,000 copies and ravaged by a madman after 10,000 and then be attacked by a hedgehog head for another 10,000 or by a lewd vampire...... It is imperative to relieve this pressure in an appropriate way. (Note 1)

Therefore, I, Long Shencheng, am completely reasonable and legal in this aspect of training and molesting my younger brother.

Therefore, twenty minutes from home to school is also an important time that must be used, and the reason why Xueba became a Xueba is because he uses the time of other people's jerking off to watch pornography, and uses the time when stupid people are molested to tease stupid people.

I didn't become a weird pervert, thanks to Key's selfless sacrifice.

“...... Suddenly there was a very cold sensation. The fool next to him hugged his arms again and shivered.

"Doesn't stupid never catch a cold?" I pulled a small notebook from the pocket of my jacket and opened it.

"What is this?" the fool leaned in, squinting at the pretty lettering on the notebook, "Is it a spell to summon the Burning Legion (Note 2)?" ”

"No, it's a spell of the Infinite Sword System (Note 3). I casually replied, put the notebook with "deadnoTe" (Note 4) on the cover back in my pocket, and took out my phone.

"What are you doing here?" Ryujin Key, still showing his exuberant curiosity.

"I just want to see what's going on in this world. "I scanned the news casually.

"Is this the Future Diary (Note 5)?" the stupid orangutan was shocked, "Big brother, let's become the gods of the new world together!"

...... So, as an otaku he may be qualified, but as a younger brother and son, he is hopeless. At least I've never seen that dead house so muscular and unsure of life or death. Thinking of this, I took out my notebook again, pulled out a pen, glanced at the keys carefully, and then began to write and draw - this time, I deliberately gave the words on the cover to the keys.

...... Even if he is a stupid bear child, he will at least recognize these two words, and he is still a stinky otaku.

"Brother, brother, I'm your brother!" Keys jumped up in shock and grabbed my arm, "Wait! How are you going to let me die...... Hey, why is it English?"

...... Anyway, that's not the point of the matter, I indifferently watched the key jump up and down: "Damn...... I think Rukia Kuchiki (Note 6) is the most annoying thing about English, and I think Rukia Kuchigi (Note 6) is Japanese!"

...... Why do you want to be involved with Rukia Kuchigi? Are you a void? Are you the water ninja Kurosaki who wants to become the king of the bands? Wait, why does One Piece sound so powerful and domineering, but One Piece sounds so frustrated? (Note 7)

"I, Ryujin Key, was also happily teased by my brother today...... "The noisy key finally stopped, and said a narration like a disgusting zombie, "There is a new title today...... " (Note 8)

It's not just a disgusting sports nerd.,It's also a sad shake.,Today's orangutan key.,There's also a new attribute.。

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At about 6:50 a.m., the school's gates are already in view, and you only need to cross two more streets......

At this time, there are not many people who come, except for the club members who have morning classes, most of the other students should eat breakfast in bed or sleep at the table...... And now when you are late, you have to run wildly on the way to school with bread in your mouth - the wisdom of mortals, one by one, thinks about impossible things, I think they are in a hurry to go to school is fake, and it is true that they want to suddenly bump into a man and a girl head-on at some mysterious corner, how can that kind of thing that is only born in fiction be possible......

"Demonic spirit!" (Note 9) Suddenly, I yelled at the same time as the orangutan key, and flew backwards, and around the corner in front of me, a motorcycle roared out - it was clear that this was a bad act that had been planned for a long time, and she seemed to have been waiting for us for a long time.

"Bastard!" cried the orangutan, "I almost hit it!

......The girl on the motorcycle opened the windshield of her helmet, glanced at us, and muttered regretfully, "I missed ......"

"You're really trying to kill me, bastard! You're going to cause a car accident, aren't yougoing to use your identity as a minor to evade criminal law!"

"No, it's just a delusion. The girl took off her helmet and deliberately turned her head away – a gesture that concealed duplicity in a mouthless way...... It always felt familiar to me.

"Good morning, Aoko. I greeted me as I usually would, "I'm riding a motorcycle to school today." ”

"Yes......! No, Ryujin Senpai!" Sure enough, although they were acquaintances when they were children, they became more and more separated when they grew up, and the girl named Aoko Aozaki (Note 1o) replied in an attitude that I was familiar with—reserved, her eyes dodgy, and her face showed a faint flush from nervousness. Although I unknowingly established an image of "the silent dragon god president" in the school, I was treated like this by a playmate who I had known since I was a child, and I could call it a childhood sweetheart......

"You woman, what kind of pure ...... are you pretending to be in front of your eldest brother Poof!"Good elbow strike! Aoko did a nice job! Although you can taunt and tease the orangutan key, but as the eldest brother, you can't throw your fists at your younger brother, and you really satisfy me by doing this. I pushed my glasses, reflecting a cold light, and with a slight touch of my right foot, I tripped over the backward button.

You can't punch each other though...... But it's okay to get out of the way.

Qingzi who took off the helmet was draped with a long flying hair, wrapped in a noble and fashionable white coat outside the school uniform, and over-the-knee boots wrapped in black thick pantyhose. This lively and atmospheric dress with her dignified appearance and tall figure is really amazing.

Anyway, let's introduce her again.,The girl's name is Aoko Aosaki.,The family seems to be a famous family with a long history in the local area.。 At this moment, she was arguing with my idiot brother, roaring so murderously.

...... It's so unpleasant, it's really unpleasant. Obviously, when talking to the orangutan key, you can argue as much as you want, and when you talk to me, you are ridiculously restrained, and your eyes are dodgy, judging from the experience of the seven hundred and sixty-five romance novels I have read, this guy is probably secretly in love with my idiot brother, why can this kid's female popularity be so good?

That's right - in my eyes, if Qingzi is a girlfriend, she can definitely get ninety-five points, a much better figure than the average high school child, beautiful appearance, lively and naughty, although she is an ordinary female high school student, but she has a brave and stubborn temper, it is not ordinary to say ordinary, and it is not special to say that it is special...... But that's just right.

I don't expect my girlfriend to be the first heir to the most powerful country in the universe and a princess (note 11) or anything......

But...... Qingzi seems to have a crush on my younger brother, and my mother said that you can't rob your brother as an elder brother...... Although I think so, but the orangutan key always has an attitude of occupying the pit and not pulling the flight, like the protagonist of the beautiful girl game, a set of Tai Chi flows smoothly, just don't choose, just drag...... When I talked to the orangutan key about this problem with a very strict mentality, his eyes made me so sad, it was like looking at an alien, and there was actually a sense of superiority after a sudden realization, your sister, what is there to be proud of, a shameless winner in life.

I'm not going to get in the way here...... Gently pushing my glasses, I said indifferently: "I'll go first, the student union still has something." ”

"Hey, just leaving? What a big brother who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, it's rare for this guy...... Poof!" Halfway through the words, the orangutan key was hit by a fierce elbow again, no, this time the schoolbag was smashed in the face, Qingzi glared at the key with a fierce face, and said to me with a smile, "Then I'll go first, after all, motorcycles or something, you still need to park in a safe place." ”

"Well, be careful all the way. I nodded, and stepped on the key and walked forward with my miserable body, hiding deep in my name.

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Everywhere I went, thousands of mountains and birds flew away, thousands of paths and people disappeared, thousands of voices were silent, and the birds were silent.

...... It's a bit of an exaggeration, but it's really the effect I've been doing along the way. Whoever is looking at it, the other party must have checked his whole body quickly for the first time, the collar is not neat, the buttons are not buttoned properly, and the zipper of the pants is not pulled well, well, although there is no domineering spirit, but I am indeed very majestic with facial paralysis, at least it is much more majestic than the vampire who can only hold his head and squat to defend, but the problem is, I have also tried to smile at anyone, but since I scared a girl to cry, I don't do it. For this question, Orangutan Jian once made some reasonable answers, he said, handsome is also divided into several types, my type had to smile after rescuing the girl from the overheated isolation cabin with his own hands (Note 12), only to have the effect of a cute explosion.

Usually...... If the unsmiling Ryujin Chair smiles at someone, it must be conveying a hint of "you are dead".

Nima, who did this rumor flow from.

In fact, this slut has always been the target of the Discipline Inspection's scrutiny, because I have privately instructed Minister Furugawa (Note 13) not to indulge in any indulgence in Orangutan Key, and I am very satisfied with the actions of the girl with a broken sense of justice......

"Dragon God Key, please button your shirt!" Sure enough, there was already a member of the Discipline Committee who had already made a move on the orangutan key.

"Hey, don't want it, it's so hot in summer. Sure enough, the sound of the key was as bad as ever.

I snorted coldly, turned my head, and cast a meaningful gaze on my stupid brother - my eyes contained three messages of threat, one from the three aspects of diet, economy and spirit, presumably under the lessons of many years, even a gorilla can read these meanings through guò conditioning, and sure enough, the gorilla quickly tidied up his clothes, raised his arm at me, and stomped his foot fiercely: "Hey! Hitler!" (Note 14)

Although there are very few people now, but a small number of people who pay attention to this side still show a faint smile, and then look at me and the key with complicated eyes, I shook my head, and slowly walked in the direction of the teaching building, and the key is one step and three times, towards the playground, the student is going to have the morning class of the student union, and the gorilla, to sway youth in the sports field.

My brother and I are like that - when we get along, I can make nasty jokes, and he gets hit like a fool. But in front of others, I am the eldest son of the Dragon God family, a well-known genius boy, he is the second son of the Dragon God family, a sportsman who hangs his son, I am silent, majestic and upright, he is profligate, free and uninhibited.

- But this is modern society, not ancient Athens, where no matter how fast an athlete is, he will not be called the embodiment of God, and he will not enjoy great glory, especially compared to me, he can only be an ordinary brother who does not learn and has no skills.

This guy ...... Probably also lived a very troubled life.,Although it's a very prodigal look.,It's sure to look at my back secretly in confusion when I don't notice.,Because it's a brother.,So of course people will compare it.,Because it's a brother.,Because it's a brother.,Because the gap with my brother is so big, people gossip behind my back.。

It's just that he still doesn't care, it's amazing, this fool, can he die if he works harder?

"Classmate Key, I'm also doing a good morning exercise today!"

"Classmate Key, it's really amazing, sure enough, boys should be so youthful!"

"Senior Brother Key, come on, Senior Sister is watching you!"

Just when I was thinking so, a few girl's cries came into my ears, I looked back indifferently, today's dragon god key is still surrounded by girls, I nodded silently, sure enough, it's better to let this guy continue to suffer.

Winner in life or something...... It's better to die.

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Note 1: The whole paragraph pinched the impact of psychological pressure on anime characters in various anime works. The ones who were shot were "Magical Girl Madoka", "Magic** Catalog" and "Cat Story",The reason why the horse monkey soju became witches is those.,The reason why the ability awakens the ability,It's inseparable from their dark experience.,This is also mentioned in the original book.,The upside-down hanging girl established the school city is not at all good.,Well,Cat Story is about the Hankawa Tsubasa squad leader who was possessed by an obstacle cat because of the accumulation of psychological pressure.,The plot of the joy of the Ara garbage king...... The second half of the black long straight is of course Roaring Mula Xiaoyan.,Kill 10,000 Raiders 10,000 is the story of Misaka's sisters being killed by Yuriko after 10,000 were saved by Aunt Shangjo at the cost of being included in the harem.,The vampire in the back or something is Allah Garbage Jun...... Whew, it's long.

Note 2: Burning Legion - from the games "World of Warcraft" and "Warcraft", the chairman is the legendary fallen Titan Sargeras, and there are several department managers, several foreign aid personnel, and a branch Scourge Legion...... However, it seems that the group has jumped ship.

Note 3: Infinite Sword System, the inherent enchantment skill of the Guardian Palace in the Long Night of Destiny, the first sentence of the spell is the famous "I am the sword bone".

Note 4: **...... From the anime "**", the magical book of the night god moon, can pick up the existence of the dead.

Note 5: Future Diary, from the anime "Future Diary", my wife has milk or something...... Oh, Yuno.

Note 6: Rukia Kuchigi, the heroine of "Bleach Reaper...... I don't think her sense of existence is too subtle......

Note 7: Those who were shot include "One Piece", "Naruto" and "Grim Reaper", the three major migrant workers, everyone should know about it.

Note 8: The disgusting zombie refers to the male protagonist of "Is This a Zombie", and it's not me Kuroxiang Ayumi, this is the original words of Sister Serra, I'm just paraphrasing...... By the way, Ayumi Aikawa's official motherhood form Ayumi Aikawa is really going against the sky!

Note 9: There is a demonic ...... A manga that is said to be a beautiful girl paper drawing that is said to be very popular and said to be very disciplined.,I'm not true I don't know.,Anyway, Pinocchio's nose is long and short......

Note 1o: Aoko Aosaki, a popular character in Nasu Mushroom's works, haunts "Empty Realm", "Tsukihime" and "Magic Night", the Aoko in this work is taken from Aoko in the Magic Night era, a cute high school student who has just stepped into the magical world and is trying to do what he should do......

Note 11: This is still the princess of the kingdom of Debiluk, the first power in the universe.

Note 12: This is from "eVa", a recollection of Limboli. Back then, Sanwuli was trapped in an overheated isolation cabin, and the mighty commander Ikari opened the hot isolation cabin switch with his bare hands to rescue Li, and burned his hands because of this.

Note 13: Furugawa, of course, refers to the tsundere only among the princesses of the bag, the black long straight plus tsundere plus huge breasts, full of cuteness.

Note 14: There was no need to say this, but Yuan said that if I didn't add him, he would chop me up and feed it to Stalin......

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