Qu Xiaoyun looked at his partner and explained: "Since you said that it is not the kiss neck of the neck, we have to give an example, it is better to take someone as an example!" After speaking, he glanced at him meaningfully.

Yang Jiulang pursed his lips: "Just say it, you're welcome, you can't bury yourself yourself, that's all I can say!" ”

"Good !!"

Yang Jiulang's sensible appearance was too distressing, and the audience sent encouraging applause and laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun got cheap and said obediently: "Actually, it's okay to take my master as an example, but I'm afraid that he will deduct my points!" ”

Yang Jiulang had an idea, and quietly suggested: "Take Teacher Yu as an example, he is responsible for adding points, and he can't deduct you!" ”

"That's fine!"

The audience laughed after hearing his ghost idea.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, and didn't put it on the trap: "Then let's take you as an example, uncle, give me one point!" Turning his head and smiling, he said backstage.

"Hahaha~~"

"Hey, this is for me, we are really good friends!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Background.

Yu Qian smiled and turned his head to Gao Xiaobei and said, "Go, give Yang Jiulang a mark on your master's blackboard, and add a point to Qu Xiaoyun on my blackboard!" ”

Guo Degang was very playful, blocked his mouth, turned his head and whispered to the camera: "Teacher Yu is playing shady, this section is cut out for evidence!" ”

……

Qu Xiaoyun explained seriously: "I'm thinking about the team's results, it's good for you to give me extra points, if we win, no one will sit on the cold bench!" ”

"That's right, take me as an example!" Yang Jiulang was very cooperative after listening.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, put his arm around his shoulders and said, "I have a very good relationship with Yang Jiulang!" ”

"What's a good way?" Yang Jiulang asked.

"Die!"

"Wow!"

Qu Xiaoyun explained in detail: "The story has to start with you, Yang Jiulang is a very good person, ambitious, once said such a sentence, the eldest husband was born in heaven and earth, how can he live under the people for a long time!" ”

"What do you mean?"

"It's that God gave birth to me and raised me, I can't live a dull life!"

"Oh!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave Yang Jiulang a thumbs up: "You are this one, you have a wish, to become a 10,000 yuan household!" ”

"I'm a 10,000 yuan household now!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

The audience sneered.

Qu Xiaoyun waved his hand: "It's not the current background, you have traveled back to the previous era, and you have such a wish!" ”

"Ao, it's quite mysterious, what year did you travel to?" Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun replied seriously: "Last year! ”

"you, tease me, you are!" Yang Jiulang's eyes opened.

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and the audience laughed forward and back, and gave warm applause.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said vaguely: "Anyway, blur the background of the times, many years ago!" Yang Jiulang said, I want to be a 10,000 yuan household, in this case, I will be very happy! ”

"That's okay!" Yang Jiulang nodded reluctantly.

"Everyone's wishes are different, which is also very understandable, he worked very hard for this goal, he thought, when I get to 10,000 yuan, I will become a rich businessman in the world!"

"Hey, 10,000 yuan is a rich businessman......" Yang Jiulang pouted.

"Yang Jiulang quit his job, in order to wait for the notice of becoming a wealthy businessman!"

"I'm also blind, I'll wait for the notice to come!"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated his anxious appearance at the time, and said: "Yang Jiulang is in a hurry, he is really anxious, he looks at the mirror at home every day - mirror, mirror, am I the most powerful person in the world?" ”

"Did the mirror speak?" Yang Jiulang said curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun pursed his lips: "The mirror is broken!" ”

"Okay!"

"Hahaha~~"

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "Yang Jiulang gave up waiting and decided to enrich himself and read books!" ”

"That's right!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

"When I went to the bookstore, I fell in love with my favorite book!"

"What?"

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of turning the book, and said: ""Golden Vase Plum", after buying it, I read two pages, and I took a taxi and went home!" ”

Yang Jiulang was happy: "Okay, reading this book is to enrich yourself, it's obviously leaking out!" ”

"Appeal !!"

The response to the burden was very good, and the audience laughed and booed.

Qu Xiaoyun's body softened and said: "Yang Jiulang has enriched himself for a few days, his legs are weak, and the aisle is fluttering!" ”

"It's my own play!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"Appeal !!"

Qu Xiaoyun frowned, and said: "Yang Jiulang is scared, 10,000 households, rich people are the most desperate, they immediately took a taxi to the hospital, and did a B ultrasound, and the boys and girls didn't find out......"

"Hahaha~~"

"What a boy or girl, what's wrong with me getting pregnant!" Yang Jiulang didn't have a good airway.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand: "Just kidding, my stomach is bloated and there is gas in it, so take a B ultrasound check!" ”

Yang Jiulang snorted: "It's pretty much the same." ”

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "When I get to the hospital, I have to drink more water before doing B ultrasound!" ”

Yang Jiulang nodded: "Common sense, you have to hold your urine!" ”

"Yang Jiulang bought a box of mineral water, sat on the steps of the hospital, tons and tons, bottles and bottles, and drank all of them!" Qu Xiaoyun imitated and wiped his mouth with his hand.

"Good guy, I'm really good at drinking!"

Qu Xiaoyun touched his chin and thought, "Haven't reached me yet?" Is it not enough to drink? There was a water pipe, Yang Jiulang unscrewed it, tons and tons, and drank a lot, and when he turned around, he found that there was tea - hey, why should I drink the water in the water pipe, the hospital has prepared tea! ”

"Oh, there's water!" Yang Jiulang nodded.

"Drink cup after cup!" When Qu Xiaoyun said this, he couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Hahaha~~"

The audience in the audience had already guessed a rough idea when they heard this, and they couldn't make up the picture in their heads.

"A large tray of thirty cups, drinking and drinking, Yang Jiulang felt his teeth-phew, what is it, how can it look like a stone?" Qu Xiaoyun looked at the palm of his hand with a puzzled expression.

The audience was amused again after listening, and the opening performance was like saving the bottom, and the atmosphere was very joyful.

"Stones? I'm drinking water! Yang Jiulang's nose was crooked.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and continued: "Yang Jiulang just finished drinking, and the nurse came over - what about those urine samples?" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang pushed him angrily: "What did I say, I drank all the urine samples from others, right?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun didn't know the stubble, pouted his mouth, and said with a crossed waist: "Yang Jiulang's face doesn't matter - hmph, how much I drink!" ”

The audience was amused by his cheap appearance, leaning forward and closing back.

"Don't blow it to anyone!" Yang Jiulang looked helpless.

……

Romance