After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun then said: "Wait, it's finally him!" The doctor told him to lie down there - show his belly out, and then he will smear you with some ultrasound liquid! Yang Jiulang was very obedient and lay down according to what the doctor said. ”

"Gotta listen!" Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the situation at that time and turned his head: "The doctor turned around with the instrument - put on the pants!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

This reversal was something that the audience didn't expect, and they made up the picture in their heads, and they all laughed back and forth.

"Okay, I'm all off!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun said with a smile: "He thought he had to take it off, but the doctor got angry again - why didn't you wear it when I asked you to wear it?" Yang Jiulang said, I'm a 'ding' trousers! ”

The audience was amused again.

"There must be a piece of cloth for the 'thong' pants!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun pointed to the roof of the theater shed and said: "He has two ropes, and when he presses the doctor angrily, when he presses the instrument, he is somewhat emotional and makes a little effort, and as soon as the instrument is pressed, he urinates on the shed!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

The successive burdens directly filled the joyful atmosphere of the scene.

"Too much water!" Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun frowned and said, "I'm angry with the doctor - get up, go outside to pee, don't pee here!" ”

"I'm using this as a toilet...... Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the action of mopping the floor: "Yang Jiulang is gone, and the doctor is sweeping and mopping the floor here." ”

Yang Jiulang scurried away, and asked angrily: "I have been buried for a long time, does this thing have anything to do with my friends?" ”

Qu Xiaoyun painted a cake and said: "Sooner or later, there will be one!" ”

"I'll just wait for this friend!"

"I'm also waiting for this friend, don't worry, I forgot about it, where did I just go?" Qu Xiaoyun scratched his head.

Yang Jiulang said with a disgusted face: "Speaking of peeing on me!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun was happy: "Good guy, remember to be more porcelain than me!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Nonsense, dare to love is not about you!" Yang Jiulang glared.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Yes, the doctor pressed his pee, and then blasted him out!" ”

"That's going to have to blow out."

"After peeing, the doctor is resting, let him come back in the afternoon, Yang Jiulang saw that it was twelve o'clock on the watch, go to the toilet and pee, ...... After peeing, I looked at the watch, and it was twelve forty! ”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

Yang Jiulang was surprised: "Good guy, I peed for forty minutes!" ”

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and nodded: "Let's go out to eat after urinating, find a place to eat at the door, and I have to come to check in the afternoon after eating, and in the afternoon, Yang Jiulang bought another box of mineral water, tons and tons of tons to drink, and tons and tons of water pipes to drink after drinking." ”

"It's the program again." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Speaking of which.

Qu Xiaoyun stopped squeaking, and glanced at Yang Jiulang meaningfully.

"Hahaha~~"

I said the next step before, and the audience knew it in their hearts, and the audience was happy without the actors saying it.

This is actually a cross talk technique, controlling the rhythm, giving the audience a time to react, when Xiao Yueyue came on stage for the first time, the tense twenty-minute joke was finished in three minutes, in contrast, the control of Guo Degang in the "Drunken Version of Fenhewan" is something that ordinary apprentices can't do.

Qu Xiaoyun can do this, which shows that he has made great progress, and Yu Qian, who is in the background, has added one point to him.

After laughter.

Qu Xiaoyun said, "Yang Jiulang finished drinking and looked for the tray." ”

"I also have a good memory." Yang Jiulang said.

Qu Xiaoyun put his hands behind his back, looked at the bookcase beside him and frowned: "It's just that there are not a few cups on the plate." ”

Yang Jiulang had already exercised out, and said nonchalantly: "Let me finish drinking it in the morning." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The audience witnessed Yang Jiulang's depravity a little bit, and they all laughed and leaned back together.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded: "It's better than nothing, after drinking, I waited for the doctor, but the nurse at the door told him that the doctor would come late, and asked him to go to the door for a walk, Yang Jiulang went out and found that there was a river behind the hospital, so he walked around the river to relax, yo!" ”

"What's the matter, I'm shocked!" Yang Jiulang looked curious.

Qu Xiaoyun spread his hands and looked very anxious: "I saw a girl walking into the river, and the water reached her knees!" ”

"Oh, this is going to kill yourself?" Yang Jiulang's brows furrowed.

Qu Xiaoyun imitated the appearance at that time: "Yang Jiulang was in a hurry, oh oh, he ran to the river in a few steps, and he urinated when he untied his pants!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Didn't save anyone?" Yang Jiulang looked disgusted.

Qu Xiaoyun nodded, happy: "The girl looked back at him and came up." ”

"It's dirty for people to commit suicide." Yang Jiulang shook his head helplessly.

The audience laughed after hearing this.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "You pee there, you kill yourself and choke to death, then you can stand it!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

"Yes." Yang Jiulang was happy.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "On the grass by the river, the girl and Yang Jiulang sat opposite each other, and the girl looked at him - do you know that you are a scumbag? ”

"Okay, let's talk about this first."

"Yang Jiulang persuaded you, girl, it's better for you to die than to live, you look so beautiful, why do you want to die? The girl burst into tears. ”

"Sad."

Qu Xiaoyun pretended to wipe his tears and said softly: "My boyfriend doesn't want me anymore, I've been dating for three years, he has to ask me if I'm good with Mr. Li, the conscience of heaven and earth, and the surname is Wang!" ”

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Good fellow, this is worth crying!" Yang Jiulang looked disgusted.

"But to be honest, the child is Brother Zhao's!"

"It's such a mess!"

Qu Xiaoyun gave a thumbs up to his partner: "Yang Jiulang's tears came down after hearing it, the girl Yujie Bingqing!" ”

"Hahaha~~"

Yang Jiulang buttoned his ears: "How did I hear this?" ”

"The first time I saw me, I told the truth, this is not treating me as an outsider, this is the goddess in my heart!"

"I haven't seen a goddess either." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

Qu Xiaoyun continued: "The girl's surname is Yao, and Yang Jiulang also reported to her family and told the girl that she likes Yujie Bingqing's girl and wants to date you." ”

"Confessed."

"The girl said, well, it's rare for someone to like me, I'm willing, but I have one condition."

"What conditions." Yang Jiulang asked curiously.

Qu Xiaoyun explained: "The girl said, you have to listen to me if you have a relationship with me, ask for a car and a house, and both parents are dead. ”

"This is too immoral!" Yang Jiulang complained.

Qu Xiaoyun shook his head and said with a smile: "Yang Jiulang said, the matter of the garage is easy to solve, please give me a little time for my parents." ”

"Hahaha~~"

The burden sounded, and there were bursts of laughter from the audience.

"Oh my God!" Yang Jiulang was speechless.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled evilly and said, "The girl said, I won't urge you, is one month enough?" ”

"Poof!"

The audience was amused again.

"Isn't this a rush?" Yang Jiulang shook his hand.

Qu Xiaoyun smiled and waved his hand, and said, "Yang Jiulang waved his hand, it won't take so long." ”

The burden rang continuously, but the audience was choked enough, and they all laughed and applauded.

"Good fellow, time is quite rich." Yang Jiulang pursed his lips.

"The girl said, you can't bother me, Yang Jiulang agreed, and I said that my brother died."

"The whole family has been sold."

"Hahaha~~"

……

Romance