The second, fourth, and fifth episodes, Uncle Ji is lustful, and Huang Shiren saves people
The book is picked up again. said that Huang Shiren took two apprentices and three mothers of Sanxian Island into the court, and before his ass touched the bench, he got into trouble.
As the old saying goes, blessing and misfortune do not go alone, people are this thing, life and death, impermanence, a quarter of an hour ago, a quarter of an hour ago, a quarter of an hour later, a burp. Li Er, the shopkeeper, is a master who is bullied by his wife on weekdays, secretly seducing Widow Zhao on the opposite street, but he was grabbed by his wife, and a slap fan flew out of his brain, leaving only a breath to hang, and he saw that there was no life.
The first ghost cried wolf howl in the store, which annoyed a son named Ji Shuqian upstairs.
Ladies and gentlemen, what is the origin of this Uncle Ji?
Xibo Hou Jichang, an old man, has always been ambitious, bent on killing the big businessmen, and claiming to dominate the world alone, but he also knows that nothing can be done without people at hand. Although Xiqi has many talents, after all, he is still an outsider, and he is not as reliable as his own people. Therefore, this old man has worked hard to create people for decades, and has given birth to ninety-nine sons in a row, since the opening of the world in Pangu, he can create an army with one person alone, I am afraid that Ji Chang is the only one who scorpion.
This Ji Shuqian is one of Ji Chang's ninety-nine sons, and if you talk about ranking, you are also outside the thirty.
Since ancient times, the son-in-law is the greatest, and his identity is far away from the position of the great treasure, so he can be regarded as thinking openly, eating if he has food, drinking when he has drink, playing when he has fun, and living a chic and comfortable life.
There is a way that there are many rich and noble people. Uncle Ji, this kid. If he is talented, he is average, and if he talks about martial arts, he is also commonplace, but he looks good, and he is holding the big hat of Xibohou's son, who dares to provoke him. I was nostalgic for the Xiqi Tavern all day long, and I was dizzy and went out. When I came home in a daze, I had three other hobbies: drinking, looking for immortals, and looking for women.
The head is the same, but it is also commonplace, this fine wine, men naturally like it. But Uncle Ji is a kid, and he can drink out of the door when he drinks. Got a dog's tongue, no matter what kind of wine it is. Just dip a drop. Immediately can distinguish the advantages and disadvantages of high and low, and even the origin is not bad, so the reputation of the wine shop in Xiqi City is very loud.
This second thing sounds normal. Ordinary people, such as morning dew, are born and die at night. Everyone wants to be that immortal and make him immortal. For Ji Shuqian. The reason why you want to live forever is simple. I just want to drink wine and play with my daughter forever. However, there are probably not many people in the world who can be fascinated by immortals compared to this product. This Xiqi City can be regarded as a prosperous place, and there are a lot of immortals, and there are countless Taoist priests who swagger and deceive under the guise of immortals, knowing that he has this habit, they have come to deceive. No matter whether it is an old man or a child, no matter what kind of clumsy rhetoric and performance, this product is believed to be true every time, and a lot of gold and silver are sent, making the mansion full of people all day long, just like a Taoist temple, countless times because of the bullshit elixir seven tricks bleeding, but countless times survived, it is really born to be abused.
This third thing is also fun. Women, especially beautiful women, what man doesn't love them? Uncle Ji is the best in this product. When you come out on weekdays, if you see a beautiful woman, you must follow it like a cheeky dog skin plaster, rubbing it around, and it is extremely shameless. But this product has a good habit, that is, he never overlords the bow, even if the other party is intended, what he has to do is to grab other people's jade feet and play, obsessed to death, play cool and pat his ass and leave, it is a foot fetish.
On this day, I was tasting wine in the restaurant, and the wine was an oolong from the East China Sea, a hundred years of aging, and I was overjoyed. was drinking refreshed, heard the commotion downstairs, and was furious, asking Xin Jia to go down to settle down, and suddenly saw the three mothers standing behind Huang Shiren, and suddenly their souls flew out of the sky...,
In this world, there are such beautiful women!? And there are three of them! What a luck!
Uncle Ji has been working for so many years, and there are no longer a few women he has met, but those mortal women, whether they are in appearance or bearing, where can they compare to these three mothers?
Therefore, this product, overjoyed, rushed down to stop Xin Jia, and put on a picture of a decent gentleman.
These three fairy-like women, since they have come to Xiqi, how can they escape from the palm of my hand, they must have a good time! Ji Shuqian stopped Xin Jia, and his eyes fell on Sanxiao, he was really impatient.
Sanxiao Niangniang is all Da Luo Jin Xian, how can this Ji Shuqian's mind not be seen, Yunxiao snorted coldly, turned his face away, Bixiao sneered again and again, as for Qiong Xiao, she simply grabbed Huang Shiren's arm and whispered: "Brother Huang, this man is so annoying!"
"Oh, why do you hate it?" Huang Shiren whispered.
Qiong Xiao pursed her lips: "His eyes are aimed straight at others, lustful!"
"Qiongxiao, don't I see you like this on weekdays?" Huang Shiren hooked his head, and his eyes looked up and down Qiongxiao's chest.
This little girl, her body is plump than her eldest sister and second sister, a Lori face, but she has a devil's figure, a typical childish face and huge tits, her mother, and I will enjoy happiness in the future.
"Brother Huang! so bad!" Qiong Xiao slapped Huang Shiren, her face flushed, and said, "That person and Brother Huang are naturally incomparable!"
"Why can't it be compared?" said Huang Shiren.
"Although Brother Huang is sexy, he is a good person, but that person is a bad person. ”
"Oh, I'm so smart! Hehe, okay, let's see how your big brother Huang cleans up this bastard today. Looking at Ji Shuqian, Huang Shiren smiled coldly.
Ji Chang, Ji Chang, you old turtle, I couldn't clean you up first, but you son, you have to fix it! Damn, the leopard dares to beat me a woman's idea.
Ji Shuqian was there, looking at Sanxiao, his head was blank, and he was unhappy when he saw that Qiong Xiao and this Huang Shiren were so close.
"This birdman, he looks good, but looking at his dress, he is just a civilian. A grass head, how can you occupy three beauties, damn it, waste it! Let's do it, drive away this goods, and pull these three beauties into my mansion!" Uncle Ji had the idea of beating Huang Shiren, as if he didn't know that he had fallen into the clutches of the devil.
"It's just a small fight. What kind of system is it like this!" Uncle Ji had a cold face and shouted angrily, and the people were silent one by one.
"Three sisters, didn't you fright?" After training the people, Uncle Ji had a flattering face, and smiled slightly at Sanxiao.
Yunxiao didn't answer. Bi Xiao spoke.
"Prince Xibohou, huh?" Bi Xiao sneered
"No, Uncle Ji, exactly. Uncle Ji was overjoyed.
Hehe, this little girl also knows my identity, and she thinks it's intentional.
"I heard that Xibohou is full of benevolence and righteousness all over the world, a good person of the first class, you are very son. Why is this subject beaten to the point that he doesn't care?"
"This ......" Ji Shuqian was choked by Bi Xiao's words.
The surrounding people also nodded again and again.
"Xianggong! Xianggong!" Li Er's mother-in-law. Sit on the ground. Cry one's eyes out.
Ji Shuqian looked at this woman, he was really inexplicably angry.
Damn, it's really unlucky. If it weren't for you guys messing around today, how could I lose my demeanor in front of the beauty!?
"Xinjia, there is a way to kill people to pay for their lives, and to repay debts, this woman does not abide by women's morals. It's really hateful to shoot his own officials to death. Hurry up and go to trial!"
"Yes!" said Singar, who walked up and carried the woman by his hand. It's about to stride away.
"Childe, I'm wronged! I'm wronged! How could I kill my husband!" The fat woman cried so much, and she was also pitiful. ...,
"You dare to be hard-mouthed!Xin Jia, slap him in the face!" Uncle Ji was angry.
Xin Jia stretched out a hand, and the fan-like slap was fan-like to fan it away.
Na Xinjia is tall and strong, with a thousand catties of strength, if this fat woman is hit, it is half a life if she doesn't die.
Seeing that the slap was about to be slapped in the face, Xin Jia suddenly felt a cold wind blowing in front of him, and slapped his palm fiercely with one hand!
With a loud bang, Xin Jia turned into a stream of shadows and broke through the wall, fell on the street, and fainted with his head tilted.
"That's a lot of strength!" the surrounding people looked at the figure at the door and exclaimed.
"So bold! Who are you? Dare to slap Xiqi's general!" Ji Shuqian was also surprised.
This young man looks weak and fair, and he is a fucking ruthless thing!
"Brother Huang, good fight, kill this dog minion!" Qiong Xiao was happy on the sidelines.
"Hehe, it's not just Mrs. Huang. Huang Shiren finished beating Xinjia, clapped his palms, and let out a happy sound.
"Dog guts! This woman has violated the law and should be investigated, and you are even more hateful to General Xin like this!
Hehe, blame you kid for his bad luck, kidnapped you, and threw you into prison, these three women, but that's me!
"Slow!" Huang Shiren put his hands behind his back and said to Uncle Ji: "This mother-in-law, where did you break the law?"
"Murdering your husband, isn't it a crime?" Ji Shuqian pointed to Li Erdao, whose brains were bursting.
"Really?" Huang Shiren smiled coldly, came to Li Er, squatted down, and saw that Li Er's head was covered with a big hole, his brains came out, his eyes rolled up, and he breathed a sigh of relief, where is the reason to live.
"This son, I think this shopkeeper is very good. Huang Shiren laughed evilly and stuffed an elixir into Li Er's mouth.
The elixir, as big as a dragon's eye, is a second-turn golden pill. As soon as Dan made a move, the whimsy in the hall entered Li Er's mouth, only to see a ball of cyan fairy power enveloping him, and after a while, Li Er's jumped up with a bang, and his head was intact.
"You stinky bitch, you fanned me so hard!" Li Er, this bastard, raised his fist and was about to beat his wife.
"Xianggong! I'm scared to death!" The mother-in-law cried with joy when she saw that Li Er was alive, hugged Li Er, and cried: "Xianggong! I will never beat you again in the future, if you like that Zhao widow, you can take a concubine!"
Li Er was stunned when he said this.
"Xianggong, don't kowtow to this little engong! You just hit your brain, if it weren't for this little Xianggong to save you, I'm afraid you would have died. ”
"Xie Xiaoengong help!" The second Li couple knelt down in front of Huang Shiren, and their heads were like pounding garlic.
This can make the countless people around him stunned.
"Immortal...... Immortals!"
"Immortals!"
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Huang Shiren's methods really shocked and respected the people! One by one, they knelt on the ground with a tsunami.
"You, are you a goddamn immortal!?" Huang Shiren was happy, the figure next to him flashed, and a big hand grabbed the collar of the slut's clothes.
"Come with me!"
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