Ma Xiaoshu was extremely painful, it turned out that the advantages were fatal disadvantages in some cases, so annoyed, he felt that he was about to smoke.

Sha Yi skillfully pushed, pulled, and panned with the camera, and cheered Ma Xiaoshu: "Xiaoshu, hurry up, listen to uncle, swoop down, long pain is better than short pain......"

Ma Xiaoshu hugged the coconut tree with a hideous expression: "I will never eat coconuts again!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu, who has never walked violently, hesitated to get off the tree, not chic at all. It was much more painful than last time, this time only boxers and bare thighs.

When the program is broadcast, the barrage:

"Feel sorry for Gao Wen for Ma Xiaoshu for a second."

This picture was once again made into a magical GIF by netizens, Ma Xiaoshu hugged the coconut tree and rubbed it repeatedly, and finally it burned.

After eating the coconut, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi began to weave the straw rope, and Mr. Sha knitted it with one hand, which was a bit inefficient.

The two of them made up half an afternoon, which was too boring.

Later, Ma Xiaoshu went to cut bamboo, and Sha Yi went to the beach to collect shells and conchs. I don't want to eat coconut anymore, but fortunately, there are a lot of shells on the beach, and I can barely eat enough.

In the evening, the drone delivering dog food came again.

This time, there was no beef and dog food, and the program team really picked it.

At night, continue to weave straw ropes around the fire.

Sha Yi complained about the program team more than once, there is no need to be so hard and realistic, in a whole day, all other programs have been recorded, but this show has just started.

The filming of this show is more time-consuming and energy-consuming, and the plan is to shoot two episodes in five days, the first phase completes the first and second tasks, unlocks the female guests and flying guests, and the second phase is teamwork.

Early the next morning, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi made a bamboo raft, two meters wide and three meters long.

In the middle of the bamboo raft was the foam box that was airdropped at the beginning to increase buoyancy, and all the batteries inside were thrown on the beach by Ma Xiaoshu, and the program team took it by themselves.

In order to control the direction, Ma Xiaoshu also made a rudder and oars, and installed a camera in the bow and stern.

Today is calm and suitable for sailing.

Ma Xiaoshu asked Sha Yi: "Uncle, do you set sail directly, or do you have lunch and then set off?" ”

Sha Yi: "What else to eat, I vomited all the shell clams, hurry up, go directly to unlock the beauty and food, I've been tired for so long, eat something good." ”

Ma Xiaoshu also had the same idea: "Then let's go!" ”

He tied the dog to the raft and did not dare to get on the boat because he was afraid of the work.

Set sail and go!

The target is a large island more than 400 meters away.

Ma Xiaoshu longed while paddling: "Last time I killed a sheep on that island, the taste was amazing, there were more than 30 sheep in the flock, right?" When we get to the island, we'll go look for the sheep! ”

Sha Yi: "Vomit ......"

Spit up.

While throwing up, he insisted on rowing.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "We don't fish, what kind of nest do you play?" ”

Come to work: "Wangwang......"

After vomiting for a while, Sha Yicai said weakly: "It's too dizzy! I can't paddle anymore......"

Ma Xiaoshu took his oars and rowed them one by one: "You lie down and rest for a while, don't fall asleep, if you see a killer whale, I will call you." ”

Shayi: "Don't be a killer whale, thank God you don't meet sharks." ”

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"You're really good at talking! Sleeping in the middle, I saw shark fins, a lot of ......."

Sha Yi was so frightened that he sat up, followed Ma Xiaoshu's line of sight, and sure enough, there were a lot of shark fins: "Now, now, what's going on now...... What to do? ”

Ma Xiaoshu continued rowing: "Keep rowing, what else can I do?" ”

Sha Yi's face turned white: "Uncle is afraid!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Don't be afraid, we have insurance." ”

Sha Yi: "The insurance doesn't take effect until we die!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Don't howl, come here." ”

Sha Yi shivered and hugged Ma Xiaoshu's thigh, the picture was a little spicy.

The sharks swam to the edge of the bamboo raft, Ma Xiaoshu stopped rowing, took the oars out of the water, held a camera in his left hand to shoot the shark, and held a jungler knife in his right hand.

Shayi: "You Kaha? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I want to stab the shark." ”

Sha Yi: "Hey, my big daddy, you're suffocating!" If they get hurt and angry, we'll be finished. ”

Ma Xiaoshu joked: "Why don't you throw the dogs down, they eat the dogs and we will run away?" ”

Sha Yi closed his eyes in fright: "Throw the dog, throw the dog......"

Bang dang~

A shark swam under the bamboo raft and shook the raft, but fortunately Ma Xiaoshu braided enough straw ropes to tie the bamboo raft very strongly, otherwise it would have fallen apart.

Teacher Sha trembled: "Everyone is surnamed Sha, you let us go, we don't taste good......"

When the program team set sail, they mobilized two drones to track and shoot, and at this time they also discovered the danger.

A drone descended: "Hold on, don't move, the rescue ship has already departed and will arrive soon." ”

Sha Yi: "Hurry up! I'm going to die! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Excuse me, can I poke them?" ”

Drone: "Ma Xiaoshu, calm down, don't provoke them, wait for the rescue ship to come." ”

Ma Xiaoshu said loudly: "Got it."

Then, he put down the knife, picked up the bamboo paddle and went to poke a shark by the bamboo raft, with a precise technique, poking the shark's most sensitive nose.

Puff~

The shark fluttered and swam away.

Sha Yi shouted: "Brother, please! Don't provoke it......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Look, it can't beat me, right?" Escaped! Let me tell you, the most sensitive thing about a shark is its nose, and it hurts to hit it. Don't believe it, look at this one! Hey! ”

Crash......

Another shark swam away in pain.

Sha Yi's expression has lost his ability to manage: "Ma Xiaoshu, you neurotic......"

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Ma Xiaoshu hit four sharks in a row, and then, the sharks ran away.

Earlier, there was an exclamation from the station of the program team on the island next door, and the director, producer and staff saw Ma Xiaoshu and their bamboo raft surrounded by sharks through real-time footage.

Gu Lina, who had just finished filming an advertisement, almost cried on the spot.

And then...... They saw Ma Xiaoshu beating the shark, at first they were scared, but later, they found that the shark was really beaten away, and they didn't know what their mood was for a while.

Wang Zhengyu clapped his hands: "Cut this paragraph well, damn!" Ma Xiaoshu is really not afraid of anything but ghosts! ”

Gu Lina patted her chest: "I'm afraid that those sharks will damage the bamboo raft......"

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If the bamboo raft made by Bei Ye, it would really sink if it was not good.

When the danger passed, Sha Yi's whole person was paralyzed on the bamboo raft, and his whole body was covered in cold sweat: "Mom...... Ma Xiaoshu, how dare you? I was scared to death, I thought I was going to be eaten by a shark. ”

Ma Xiaoshu continued rowing: "Don't be afraid, when you see a shark, punch it in the nose." ”

Shayi: "......"

Ma Xiaoshu said again: "There were too many sharks just now, if you encounter a lonely, I will kill it, and you can eat it for a long time......"

Sha Yi: "It's killing you, take a bite and you'll be gone." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's impossible for a shark with this small size to beat me." ”

Sha Yi: "If they keep crashing around our raft, we will definitely die." ”

Ma Xiaoshu scientifically retorted: "No, sharks don't have swim bladders, they can't control buoyancy at all, they can only keep swimming forward, and if they stop, they will die." So, there's no way they're going to stop here and talk to us. ”

The rescue boat was late, the crisis had been resolved, and the sharks had gone away, but the rescue boat did not leave, following Ma Xiaoshu's bamboo raft far away, worried about encountering danger again.

It was unnecessary to worry, and it didn't take long for Ma Xiaoshu to row a bamboo raft to the big island.

The first task was successfully completed.

The two of them and a dog are looking forward to it on the beach, and the jet ski arrives carrying Gulina in a sexy swimsuit.

Gu Lina is wearing a floral swimsuit today, with a low neckline on the top, revealing a snow-white ravine, and a back that is completely exposed, which is very good-looking, with a short skirt underneath, a little dazzling white legs, and a pair of flip-flops on her feet.

Her treatment is much better, and the program team specially got her a crown decoration, which was stuffed with a GoPro camera, unlike Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, which were directly tied to her head.

Gulina jumped off the jet ski and walked with a snakeskin bag, the thing was a little heavy, and she walked staggeringly.

Ma Xiaoshu immediately went over to help her.

Sha Yi came over to take the snakeskin bag and dragged it to the beach to open it: "So heavy? It's all about eating? ”

Gulina: "Hmm! ”

Sha Yi: "So much to eat, uh...... What do you call it eating? ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked over: "Hey! It's really food, and I know that the program team is unreliable. ”

The snakeskin bag was full of spice bottles.

It's too complete, there are oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, even cumin, black pepper, white pepper, star anise, nutmeg, cumin, and the most outrageous thing is the bottle of Luzhou Laojiao.

The batteries and cameras that they had left on the island were all in there.

"Wilderness Gourmet" is that the program team provides all kinds of seasonings, but the food has to be made by yourself.

However, the program team has a little conscience, and the sponsored Jule yogurt, Yulemei milk tea and Wugu rice field instant noodles each came along.

Gu Lina smiled: "How can I send you food directly, I will only send you one more mouth, haha." ”

Sha Yi couldn't bear it anymore, so he immediately started looking for Chai He and cooking instant noodles for life. He had only eaten some coconut meat in the morning, didn't eat lunch, and vomited all the way on the way, so hungry that he was dizzy.

After hanging his arms for a long time, he made a fire before he found out...... No pot and no water!

Teacher Sha was desperate and sat on the ground: "Ma Xiaoshu, I'm hungry!" ”

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Ma Xiaoshu: "Then you can eat instant noodles." ”

Shayi: "No! I want to eat boiled instant noodles! That kind of fragrant and hot instant noodles! ”

really collapsed, yesterday was tired and tired for a day, today I was busy all morning, I vomited and sharks on the road, and I came here all the way, Sha Yi thought that there would be a big meal reward, but as a result, the program team only gave a bucket of instant noodles, and I couldn't cook and eat it.

Gulina covered her mouth and snickered.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Uncle, bear with me, I know there is a garbage dump over there, I'll go pick up some supplies and come back." ”

At this time, the drone came to deliver the dog food again.

Sha Yi's whole body was numb: "I also want to be a dog......

Then, he opened a bottle of vinegar and drank it, his eyes losing their brilliance.