"Mrs. Yu, the villain lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou, and his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless."

"How do you know that Tang Bohu, he was arrogant and indecent, colluded with the government to be lawless, and snatched my family's land, my grandfather turned his face with him, and was beaten flat by him with a stick, my grandma scolded him for bullying the good, and was even arrested by him to go to the Tang Mansion, strong a hundred times and a hundred times, and finally the hanging beam committed suicide miserably......." As expected, Su Bai once again turned on the Tianxiu mode, and a piece of counting treasures was sent directly!

As soon as I heard the lyrics, the audience laughed crazy, and it was really completely uncontrollable. Without him, just an off-site stalk has already made people laugh.

In "Three Laughs", Su Bai is teasing himself, he is already a famous scene in a famous scene, and when it comes to the spoof version of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", he gave you another self-scolding himself, do you say it is a peerless son?

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm so ruthless that I even scold myself!"

"I oppress myself!

“

"Poof, June Flying Frost, the heavens are intolerable, try to ask who is miserable enough for me~~!"

"......" The world is so wonderful, the blackest is him, the whitest is also him, he occupies all the two extremes, and then he will talk to you: What do you want?

And what else can you do besides throwing yourself to the ground with the five bodies that you admire him? The most interesting thing is that listening to this rap with a strong sense of rhythm and various rhyming raps instantly reminded individual loyal fans of Su Bai's old and new raps, the invisible contest between Su Bai and Wu Yunfeng.

Chinese is now at the bottom of the chain of contempt in the music circle, and has never been looked up to, and even as long as it is mentioned, it is the flower planting and folk music of the Lower Riba people, and it is very cool and dazzling when it is blown into the sky, tall, and sunny spring and white snow, but in fact, it is also looked down upon by the elite class in the United States, and the rap played by black people in the lower country is so compared!

Actually, there is a difference between hanging...... The essence of music is the same, this is Su Bai's original words in the Nanyin documentary.

Especially when he saw that it was Su Bai who finished singing, he directly picked up two candles and came to a paragraph

"Drum kit" Tianxiu...... He didn't just answer the front

The foreshadowing laid by the "Four Gangsters" when they went out to have fun, Tang Bohu said that he was just studying a kind of Western percussion.

Corresponding to the status quo, if the movie doesn't tell you that this form of music is called

"Counting White Olives"

"Counting Treasure"

"Counting the board", who doesn't subconsciously think that this is the rap rap of Western old rice. If you sing the following dialect, it's old-fashioned, but if you sing in English, they can't actually understand it, but they just think it's awesome...... And what is the reason for this problem?

It's just that the Oriental kneeling people have been kneeling for too long and can't get up...... A number of treasures, whether in the play or outside the play, has too many connotations, which is terrifying!

But at this moment, the laughter immersed in the movie has made the audience have no time to think about this part. Everyone's feelings at this time are the same as those described in the movie!

"Ah~"

"It's so exciting!"

"I can't help but praise him."

"No, I can't show it!"

"But this feeling is really like flying through the clouds, his touching confession, actually expressed in the form of a playful ghost horse, coupled with a strong sense of rhythm percussion as the end, really listen to my climax wave after wave!"

"Yes, his surging creative power is like the spring of fish in the body of a spring fish, thousands of them, endless!"

"That's right, I'm the spring fish, I'm full of strength now~~"

"Thank you! 9527！ ”

"......" Mrs. Hua and Sixiang heard that it was a rippling spring water, fluttering like immortals, and screaming.

This not only perfectly expresses the mood of the audience at this moment, but the most outrageous thing is...... When you look at this picture, and then listen to this line, and then correspond to that magic number

"9527", and finally when I think of my own comments on a song that I always like to say: "My ears are pregnant!" "Then as long as it is an old driver with a pure mind, it must be a mouthful of ancestral old blood spit out on the spot!

Well, anyway, you don't want to taste, you must not taste it, and the car will be completely unstoppable......

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"White God Cow Ratio!"

"Ah~, what a cow what is it like, the white god cow hangs!"

"What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting, it's just that I suddenly understand what 9527 means!"

"......" laughed like crazy again, right? Laughing crazy is really laughing crazy, but the awesomeness of this movie is far more than that.

When the beauties are so excited that they fly up and float in the air and scream, their background book is the most ruthless - that is the real Tang Yin's poetry collection!

According to the rules of modern writing, looking from left to right, the first sentence is: "Don't force wealth and glory, and if you can't ask for it, you will be ashamed." If there is an extended foot, the foot must be extended, and the head should be shrunk when the head is retracted. This is the real Tang Bohu's "Sigh of the World No. 1", the whole poem is complete: "The people in the house are not there, and it is difficult for me to stay when my children and grandchildren grow up." The emperor has arranged it early, so there is no need to worry about frying. The next two sentences are: "Yesterday's flowers are better than today's, and today's flowers are autumn grass." The person before the flower is last year's body, and last year's person is older than this year. And: "The weather is unpredictable, windy and rainy, and the personnel are difficult to measure and unruly." The time and personnel are not even, don't pay the spring light. These two sentences are from the real Tang Bohu's "Song of Drinking Wine under Flowers".

Immediately after: "Get a day of immeasurable happiness, and be a thousand years of ridicule and idiot." There are many things going on all day, ask me how I don't know? This sentence is from the real Tang Bohu's "Poems for King Ning".

That's right, in Su Bai's previous life, King Ning in history really recruited Tang Bohu as a staff member, and when he came to King Ning's mansion, he noticed King Ning's bad intentions, so he wittily pretended to be crazy and stupid, and then he was released by King Ning.

This is how this poem "Poem for King Ning" came about, and Tang Bohu expressed it very implicitly in the poem

"Brother knows what you're thinking, brother only advises you to let go, and the others don't bother to take care of you" means right.

In the end, King Ning really rebelled, and failed...... In this time and space, King Ning in history also rebelled and failed to usurp the throne, so King Ning wanted to rebel before, but even Tang Mu Zhu Qian knew that it was not a bug.

Because the audience here who is familiar with history has no objections, this is a historical fact, how normal it is to say this in a spoof movie, and those who have doubts are not enough knowledge, right......

"There are huge scales in the water of the Yiyun River, and the monstrous waves are shocking. It is not as shallow as the water of the reed flowers, and the waves are not without complaints. This last sentence is from the real Tang Bohu's "Fisherman's Q&A Song".

In Su Bai's previous life, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" can become one of the movies with the highest replay rate, except for the dense laughter, the details of the movie itself are very good.

And put it here, hehe! If an audience notices the details here, with such a talent against the sky, after being dug up, it will definitely be a scene of mushroom egg explosion.

After all, after watching the whole movie, it is a pure spoof, all crooked poems, but it flies to the sky in the most casual place, and no one can stand this kind of stimulation.

Of course, these are all things for later, and it is probably not a god who can find this kind of detail for the first time at this moment...... Especially different from previous lives

"Gonghuang" refused to pretend to be ugly because of his image, so in the movie, only Sanxiang and Mrs. Hua were exaggerated floating in the air.

Jian Ling'er didn't have this concern, she was quite annoyed by others calling her

"Sister Fairy", she seems to be nothing but beauty. So, that sentence

"That's right, I'm the spring fish......" she shouted. Her scream made the scene out of control, and the sound of wolf howls on the scene was everywhere, who could take care of the small details of background calligraphy and painting......

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"......" Su Bai finished singing this section of Shulaibao combined with Western percussion, looking at the beauties with their hair standing up, the audience applauded again, and rolled on the ground with laughter.

And Tang Bohu in the play not only moved Mrs. Hua to escape the catastrophe, but also the hero's success in saving the United States and moved Sister Qiuxiang.

Under Qiu Xiang's intercession, Mrs. Hua also pushed the boat down the river, and Tang Bohu finally succeeded in counterattacking, and was promoted from a low-level subordinate codenamed 9527 to a companion reading boy, and was named Hua'an, thus opening the road of counterattack!