[Dig and dig in my husband's mobile phone, dig out a little three and still have a baby. 】

[Touching and touching in a small fish pond, touching a small fish fry can't be raised. 】

[Digging and digging in a very large bank, and a lot of police officers came to catch and catch. 】

[Toxic, I actually sang along, I reflected, hahahahaha......]

[Can you be normal, children are afraid of QAQ]

The uncle took off his security hat, grabbed his bare head, and asked in a low voice, "You have a problem with this nursery rhyme, right?" ”

Shi Nian turned his head and pointed to the little girl who was following "digging and digging", and asked rhetorically:

"Leave it alone, just ask the child if he's happy?"

Faced with this ironclad fact, the uncle admitted, "Okay, just be happy with the child." ”

As he spoke, he rubbed his oily head again, and stretched out his hand to the little girl, "Don't dig it, let's go home for dinner, and then dig your milk and ask the excavator to dig the two of us home." ”

"Uncle, your fish." Shi Nian thoughtfully and enthusiastically presented the big carp that had just been put on the rope with both hands.

The uncle waved his hand, "Don't do it, just spend money for fun, and you have to clean it up when you take it back, I'm crazy?" ”

An old man and a young man held hands and walked away leisurely, leaving Shi Nian standing at the door of the market covering his heart and wiping his tears.

Pain - the taste of being humiliated by people taking money is really painful!

"Little girl, put away your tears."

Ji Yu took the big carp in her hand and threw it into the bucket, Shi Shiran said:

"Life is not only about what is in front of you, but also about endless flowers and borrowings, you have to learn to be strong."

Shi Nian cried: "Wow! Woo woo, Bengbu lived...... At noon today, I have to eat a three-tiered luxury beef burger to resolve this sadness! ”

"Eat, eat double."

The ideal is very beautiful, but the reality is that they walked around the vegetable market and did not find a burger joint, so they could only squat on the side of the road and order a few fried noodles.

In order to soothe Shi Nian's injured heart, Ji bodyguard specially added double the eggs and intestines to her fried rice noodles.

However, as soon as the pho was put into the pot, two chengguan suddenly appeared at the end of the street.

Seeing the familiar uniform, Shi Nian's back was cold, and before she could pat her thigh and scream, the big brother with rich combat experience had already pedaled the food truck and ran away.

"Huh! My fried noodles! My fried noodles! ”

Shi Nian was shocked, screaming and chasing after him.

The wind is blowing, the car is barking, the pho in the pot is roaring, sizzling, seeing that black smoke is about to rise, Shi Nianyi, who is rushing wildly, grabbed the spatula and swore domineeringly while turning over:

"With me, don't think about any pho!"

After three or four turns, the fried fan brother suddenly accelerated, and instantly threw her two meters away.

"No, don't run, brother, come back!"

Shi Nian was in a hurry, wielding a spatula and chasing wildly, but his leg length and physical strength were limited, and he chased for a long time without seeing the distance shortened.

At the critical moment, Ji Yu stepped on three wheels and rushed over, "Get in the car, I'm responsible for chasing, and you are responsible for frying, understand?" ”

"Understood!"

Then, there was such a strange scene on the street:

The fried fan brother snorted and ran in front of the three wheels, Ji Yu crunched and squeaked the three jumpers to chase behind, and the three jumpers were dragging someone in the spoon.

After that, another man danced and shouted, "Come on, come on!" It's smoking! ”

The netizens in the live broadcast room were about to go crazy with laughter at this scene:

[He ran away from them, he couldn't fly with wings, woo, what kind of beautiful love is this? 】

[Ji Yu, Ji Yu, your uncle spoils his father. 】

[Seeing them so embarrassed, why do I want to laugh so much, isn't this good? No, I'm going to hold my ...... Ah, I can't hold it back, hahahahahaha......ha

[Chengguan: I just want to eat a bowl of fried noodles, what are you running, can't you afford to play? 】

[This year's photographer can't do it, I can't even catch up with three rounds, hurry up, I want to see a close-up shot of Shi Nian's fried noodles! ] 】

The mood of the cameraman at the moment: I want to cry.

I want to cry!

Even if he used all his life's strength, he could only barely shoot a blurry back.

When he caught up with the two tricycles out of breath, the wonderful pictures that netizens wanted to see were over, and Shi Nian was holding a bowl and eating fried pho with satisfaction.

The fried fan brother poured a new piece of noodles into the pot, and sighed while stir-frying: "I have been setting up a stall for eight years, and I have escaped the urban management of 881 times, and it is the first time I have met a guest as persistent as you, and the cost of this meal is ......."

Shi Nian stopped the action of picking up rice and shook his head again and again, "It's not suitable, it's not suitable." ”

The eldest brother glanced at her, "You have to pay for this meal, but I can add a sausage to you for free." ”

“…… Oh. ”

After a thrilling and exciting lunch, Shi Nian wiped his mouth and poured boiled water, and then took a deep breath...... The stomach is still empty, which is basically equivalent to not eating.

It's normal to think about it.

After all, who has to run a kilometer before eating.

Alas, life is not easy, the insects sigh.

*

At two o'clock in the afternoon, the flow of people in the vegetable market gradually increased, and the business of buying fish was officially put on the agenda.

Shi Nian put the big speaker borrowed from the assistant director on the board and gestured to Song Xinyou:

"Sister Xinyou, it's time for you to perform!"

Song Xinyou looked left and right, her face was embarrassed, "Do you have to use this?" I've never sold anything, and I don't know how to shout yes. ”

"No, it doesn't matter, I'll teach you."

Shi Nian raised the horn and said: "Those who come from the south and the north, those who have been to France and Hong Kong, those who have swum through the mountains and played in the water, those who have studied and visited the United States, and those who have kissed on the street, all come to take a look."

This product has just been fished up from the pond, pure natural and pollution-free, it is not bad to buy that one, a few dollars to take home, sister-in-law laughs at the child and praises, and the family laughs haha! ”

After reading a large number of lines, Song Xinyou was directly stupid.

Ji Yu glanced at her in surprise, "It's so smooth, you grew up eating yo-yo plums, right?" ”

Shi Nian shook his head, "No, eat the stall owner who grew up, a meal or two, crunchy, quacky and fragrant." ”

The aunt who sells vegetables next door accosted: "Yo~ Niu'er looks beautiful and bright, and she eats so fiercely?" Auntie is willing to spend money to buy your carp, can you not eat Auntie? ”

Shi Nian snapped his fingers, "Of course! The fish that buys the girl is the girl's friend, and the girl never eats the friend! ”

"Good, good!" The eldest aunt smiled so much that her teeth couldn't see her eyes, "Then give my aunt two whole things, the one with the cocked tail is good." ”

Shi Nian grabbed the fish and bagged it slowly, like a cloud and water, in one go, but he hesitated when settling the account:

"How should this money be calculated?"

The aunt helped to the end: "In our market, crucian carp is twelve or thirteen yuan a catty, and carp is seven or eight yuan a catty, and the stall owner will help deal with it when you buy it."

But I think you guys are like this, and they shouldn't deal with it, and if you want to sell it, you probably have to reduce the price. ”

"Auntie, you're looking at the wrong person."

Shi Nian raised his hand and was confident:

"I've killed fish at RT-Mart for ten years, and I can handle this thing for you with my eyes closed!"