Zhou Shiyuan slapped her elbow and said in a low voice: "Sister Nian, forget it, the price will be reduced, in case other people's fish are destroyed, our dinner will also fly." ”

Shi Nian glared at him, "You kid, look down on me?" ”

Zhou Shiyuan tried to convince her: "It has nothing to do with whether you look up to it or not, the main thing is to kill fish...... It takes technology, technology, you know? The camera is shooting, in case ......"

In the face of his painstaking persuasion, Shi Nian didn't listen to a word, and went to the stall next door to borrow a knife, and the carp slapped it on the board and started her operation.

Scraping scales, cutting belly, picking gills......

Looking at the skillful and smooth movements, I really can't practice this technique without killing fish in RT-Mart for ten years.

The netizens who were originally waiting to see the joke were all stunned!

[Shocked my whole family! She really would! 】

[I have been a security guard at RT-Mart for 20 years, and I testify that Shi Nian is really the gold medal fish killing technician in our store. 】

[(rubbing his eyes and lifting the table) (rising and roaring) Big female monkey! How many surprises do you have that I don't know? 】

[Who is the vase who can't read anything when passing it outside? , whose vase is so smart and practical! 】

[Mainland TOP all-round female artist [Love] The world's No. 1 bamboo shoot-winning master + gold medal fish killer [Sprinkle Flowers] Spicy guest, love overlord [Lightning] is suitable for both movement and quiet, soul mate [Lightning] Big Female Monkey Flies Bravely, Monkey Monkey Sun Yongxiang [Sprinkle Flowers]] ]

"Sister Nian, have you really been at RT-Mart?"

After watching her series of smooth operations, Zhou Shiyuan silently swallowed all the nonsense and asked questions in shock.

Shi Nian raised his eyes and glanced at him:

"Of course...... No, if I said I learned it in a dream, would you believe it? ”

Zhou Shiyuan shook his head, "I don't believe it." ”

"Huh~ I don't believe it."

This time she really didn't lie, this skillful fish-killing technique was indeed a dream.

I still remember the one in the dream, in order to fill her belly, she fished on the desert island day and night.

One or two, two days a day...... For two whole years, the devil knows how she survived!

Fortunately, the emperor lived up to the poor people, and the fish-killing technique engraved in her DNA finally came in handy today.

Shi Nian clenched the kitchen knife, and the interosseous muscles, flexor breves, and abductor brevis muscles in his hands, as well as the biceps and triceps brachii muscles in his elbows, all let out a roar:

Kill! Kill all the fish in the market!

Ji Yu felt her hot blood with nowhere to vent, and threw a big carp in front of her as soon as he raised his hand:

"RT-Mart fishkiller, please continue, Comrade Xiao Zhou and I will go to the neighborhood to arrest guests."

Everyone was busy, only Song Xinyou was still standing stupidly in front of the stall, struggling for a while, she picked up the loudspeaker like a dead heart, and read the advertising slogan:

"Those who come from the south and go to the north, those who kiss on the street, uh, those who swim over the mountains and play in the water......"

Soon, the fish stall was full of people.

If you want to buy it, you will leave happily with the fish; I didn't plan to buy it, but I also lost myself in Zhou Shiyuan's voice of "brother and sister", and left with the fish.

The two buckets of fish, in less than half an hour, were all sold out, and even the buckets containing the fish were snatched away by the eldest sister who Zhou Shiyuan had just recognized at a price of twenty yuan each.

In the end, a total of 563 yuan was sold.

For the four people who are still struggling to make ends meet, this amount of money is tantamount to a huge amount of money.

Zhou Shiyuan was so happy that his mouth crooked, "Hot pot barbecue is spicy, cake and milk tea are skewered, your grandfather Zhou is here!" ”

Shi Nian, who was supposed to celebrate with him, put down the kitchen knife, raised his head, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and let out a sigh from the depths of his soul:

"Alas~!"

"Tired?"

Ji Yu's deep voice sounded beside him.

Shi Nian kept tilting his head to look at the sky, "No, I'm missing my lost youth......" and life.

Ji Yu reacted quickly, "Youth Pain Literature? Criticize the second teenager? ”

“？”

Shi Nian raised the killing knife viciously: "Don't think that I won't dare to cut you in front of the camera." ”

"Save some effort." A smile flashed in Ji Yu's eyes, "Come and wash your hands, I asked the staff, there is a fast food restaurant one kilometer north of the vegetable market, and your fried chicken burger has a show." ”

"Say it earlier!"

The sadness was swept away, and Shi Nian dropped the kitchen knife and jumped up from the bench.

Ji Yu bent down, scooped a scoop of water from the bucket, and instructed her to stand in the open space on the side.

Flowing water trickles through the fingers.

The golden sunlight hit the two of them, one holding a water scoop, his charming peach blossom eyes slightly upturned, and his smile was smiling; One lowered his eyebrows, concentrating on cleaning the dirt from his fingertips.

The two people who didn't speak looked particularly gentle and beautiful.

[Don't wash it, it's clean, it's ready to be sent into the cave room.] 】

[Ah, there is a sweet smell in the air (suddenly becoming a dog) (jumping around) (showing off food) (grabbing someone else's dog basin) (kicking over) (rolling all over the ground) (roaring) (biting) (counter-killing) (dominating the dog world)]

[Xiaoyuan, don't string incense, your daughter-in-law has been cut off, go and grab it! ] 】

Zhou Shiyuan immersed himself in reporting the name of the dish for five minutes, and finally stepped out of the food world after finding that no one responded, and ran to the middle of Ji Yu and Shi Nian and asked:

"So what the hell are we going to eat tonight?"

Without waiting for the two to answer, the staff of the program team kindly reminded: "Dear, please use the task funds reasonably to avoid a shortage of funds in the future, and collectively go to the village to drink the northwest wind." ”

Zhou Shiyuan's eyebrows drooped, his mouth grinned, and he smiled at the staff member with an extremely kind smile: "I thank you." ”

The staff smiled back: "Kiss, you're welcome, it's my honor to answer your questions." ”

“……”

This damn politeness!

Zhou Shiyuan had no choice, so he could only turn around and ask for Ji Yu and Shi Nian's opinions: "What should I do?" Do you still have to eat fried noodles tonight? ”

"Go to a fast food restaurant."

Ji Yu is concise and to the point.

*

Shi Nian stepped on three wheels and hurricane all the way, and arrived at the fast food restaurant in Ji Yu's mouth in less than five minutes.

Judging from the appearance alone, except for the simple billions of points, there is nothing wrong with anything else.

Pushing open the glass door of the store, I bumped into an old acquaintance - the security uncle.

The uncle took off his security uniform and put on a floral apron, don't say it, it looks like that.

Shi Nian hesitated and took half a step back, unable to believe his eyes, all the rich people have been rolled up like this all these years?

"Uncle, are you still doing part-time work here?"

The uncle smiled and waved his hand, "It's not a part-time job, it's my own shop." It's all my wife's fault, she was idle and had nothing to do to learn how to sell hamburgers, but the fast food restaurant opened for three days, and she was tired and didn't do it anymore.

I had no choice but to take advantage of my time as a security guard to come over and be a cook, and entertain guests by the way. ”

“……”

Shi Nian and netizens in the live broadcast room were inadvertently flaunted by the uncle at the same time.

[I just watched a variety show and had fun, but I was stabbed twice by the same person in one day, is there still a reason? ] 】