[I'm just a little poor? I didn't do anything wrong, why do you keep attacking my fragile heart, if my heart is made of stone, won't it hurt? [weeping bitterly]]

In addition to the defense breaking group, the large and small crazy groups can also be stably output anytime and anywhere:

[Who stole my rich second generation life (running around) Who (looking up to the sky and howling) Did you steal my rich second generation life (grabbing the collar) and saying, Ah, is it you (staring hard) at something? Not you? (very puzzled) who stole my rich second generation life? Who is it (keep running)]

[I decided, resign, quit! ] The next step is to turn into a monkey! Swing around! Slap everyone a big bag! Swing around! Fan all the monkeys with a big bibag! Snatch the tourists' wallets! Blow up the whole world! 】

After a short silence, Shi Nian accepted the reality that the world is full of tyrants, but she is the only poor dog, and got down to business:

"Uncle, where's the menu in our store?"

The uncle shook his head and waved his hand, "What kind of menu do you want?" No need, there are two things that can be eaten in our store, one is Lao Zhao's secret small burger, and the same is Lao Zhao's secret big burger, which one do you want? ”

Shi Nian realized that the situation was wrong, but out of respect for the uncle, he still asked: "What is the difference between these two?" ”

The uncle smiled confidently: "Lao Zhao secretly makes a small hamburger, the skin is thin and the meat is thick and tastes good; Lao Zhao secretly made a big hamburger, which can be eaten

UA can also smash walnuts.

Little girl, do you want that? ”

Do you need to think about it?

Anyone who hesitates for a second is disrespectful to being able to smash a walnut burger.

"Let's have two small burgers first, try them, and then order them."

The uncle was unwilling, "I still recommend the big burger, the portion is sufficient, and one can top two." ”

Seeing that Shi Nian was still hesitating, the uncle directly released a big move: "Don't say anything, for the sake of our fate, Uncle Hamburger is invited!" ”

As soon as Zhou Shiyuan entered the door, he happened to hear this sentence, and jumped three feet high with excitement: "Uncle, you are really my uncle!" I want two burgers, add more ingredients! ”

Shi Nian patted him on the shoulder with mixed feelings, wanting to say something, thinking about it or forgetting it.

The uncle was very neat, and he walked out with a full plate after only ten minutes of entering the house.

The camera zooms in, and there are two steamed buns, one large and one small, on the wooden tray, which are cut in half and sandwiched with slices of meat, lettuce leaves, and tomatoes...... The legendary secret burger is complete.

[I don't read much, uncle, you tell you the truth, this thing is really called a hamburger? 】

[I'm a graduate student, I testify, this thing is a hamburger, a local hamburger in China, and the old people and children all say it's good! 】

[If the study is wasted, I will call my mother to make it seventy or eighty. 】

Zhou Shiyuan looked at the steaming big burger, and didn't dare to start, "You, this ......"

The uncle couldn't help but shove the large hamburger into his hand, "What are you doing in a daze?" Eat! ”

Shi Nian covered her mouth and snickered beside her, and as soon as she laughed, the uncle turned his head and pestled the little hamburger in front of her, "Don't be idle, eat it while it's hot, there are three more in the pot, I'll go get it." ”

In line with the most basic trust between people, Shi Nian tried to take a bite, hmm...... It has a taste with meat and steamed buns, and it is quite delicious.

Zhou Shiyuan, who was holding a big hamburger on the other side, also expressed his opinion: "The meat is quite thick and the material is quite sufficient, but the bun is too hard and I can't bite it for a long time." ”

Shi Nian sneered, "Then it has to be hard, how can you smash walnuts if it's not hard?" ”

Zhou Shiyuan: "??? Is it too late for me to retract that sentence now? ”

When the words fell, the uncle's domineering voice sounded in the kitchen: "It's too late!" Your big burger has been cooked, you have to eat it if you don't eat it today, don't want to leave if you can't finish it! ”

*

In the evening, the four of them, who had eaten and drunk enough, returned to the small courtyard.

The living room was empty, and the bamboo shoot digging team was huddled in the kitchen to prepare dinner.

Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an took Shi Nian's class, and they were squatting in the window and picking bamboo shoots.

Xu Sheng is in charge, Lu Youchuan is doing chores, the two of you hand me a spatula, I will feed you vegetable leaves, and from time to time there is a room of pink bubbles.

The barrage of these two groups is also a quiet time, knocking CP until the mouth cramps, licking the face until saliva incontinence.

Shi Nianshou inquired at the door of the kitchen, and learned that they only earned more than 300 yuan by selling bamboo shoots, and after spending more than 100 yuan on groceries, he returned to the living room to chew potato chips with satisfaction.

At 7 o'clock in the evening, the dinner time ended, and the program team announced a new task: each guest randomly connected with the audience in the live broadcast room and answered the questions raised by the audience.

Shi Nian likes this kind of work very much, no hands, no brains, two hands, directly open, beautiful~

So when the other guests were tidying up their appearance, drinking water and clearing their throats, determined to face the audience in the best state, Shi Nian had already entered the old monk's concentration mode with potato chips.

The first guest to connect was Xu Sheng.

She was lucky to be connected to her own fans.

As soon as the video was connected, the living room resounded with an ultra-high decibel scream that resembled the crowing of a rooster:

"Ahhh It's really you! Xu Sheng, I'm your fan! I love you! I love you! ”

Xu Sheng lowered his eyebrows and smiled lightly, his expression was gentle, like a small white flower blooming on the branches, fresh and beautiful.

"This little peanut, I have received your love, and I love you too, very much."

As he spoke, he raised his arm to face the camera and made a big heart, and gave him a few flying kisses.

[Help!] So gentle! Sheng Sheng, she is really gentle! I'm going to faint by her sweetness! 】

[Shengsheng, mom loves you and will always support you! 】

[Wuli Shengsheng is the first beauty in the world! What's the comparison with the monkey next door? 】

[Huh~ There are dirty things in the barrage, trampled to death, flattened, made into specimens, and exhibited in reincarnation across the country. 】

Looking at the various rainbow fart barrages that passed at the speed of light, Xu Sheng smiled brighter: "Thank you for your support and love, I will continue to work hard and strive to create more and better works." ”

Off-camera, Zhou Xingyan impatiently reminded her: "Ladies and gentlemen, please note that this is the question session. ”

"I'm sorry." Xu Sheng bowed slightly to apologize, and then faced the netizen: "This little peanut, do you have anything you want to ask?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Sheng Sheng, will you still join the group to film this year? I've been short of dramas for a long time, and I urgently need your drama to continue my life! ”

"Of course it will, not only will there be a drama to be filmed this year, but there are also several business endorsements being negotiated, and I hope you will support me a lot."

The living room sounded the netizen's ultra-high decibel scream again, and this time even the staff couldn't help it and cut off the call with their backhand.

The second connection is Shi Nian.

Unlike the previous netizen, this short-haired sister is quite gentle, the video is connected, she doesn't say a word, and only watches quietly when she chews potato chips.

Click, click, click......

Under the urging of Zhou Xingyan, the short-haired sister pursed the corners of her lips, smiled shyly, and asked a question that made Shi Nian's heart palpitate and Ji Yu burst:

"Big female monkey, may I ask what you touched in the pond in the morning, is it really a fish?"