Uncle is stupid!

For a moment, he wondered if he had heard it wrong!

Su Yi explained with a smile: "Uncle, I'm joking with you, the fifty yuan was not dropped by the young lady at all, the young lady was sitting next door just now, not here." ”

Hearing Su Yi's explanation, his uncle was a little angry and said, "Xiao Yi, how can you be like this? Although you don't know who the owner is, what should you do if you find the money? How did I teach you in the first place? Have you forgotten? ”

Su Yi's expression was a little strange, "What should I do?" I really forgot. ”

Uncle snorted, danced awkwardly, and danced "Today is a Good Day" on the spot.

Su Yi covers his face!

"Uncle, how can you do this?" Su Yi said that he was very disappointed in his uncle.

"So what? Here you go! Uncle said.

Su Yi pushed away his uncle, sang and tuned, and came to a piece of "Bei'er Shuang".

That's it, it's cool, it's cool!

Cool Cool Cool ......

A middle-aged man with a gloomy gaze and a lonely figure in the coffee shop broke his defense and scolded: "Lao Tzu just fell out of love today, how cool is it to listen to you here?" Get lost! ”

In the face of abuse, Su Yi was not angry.

He is a kind and helpful person.

Su Yi asked, "Uncle, do you want to get off the list again?" ”

The middle-aged man said fiercely: "What does it have to do with you?" Get lost! ”

Su Yi smiled, and he decided to help the other party get off the list.

Su Yi took out his mobile phone, boarded the post bar in the same city, and posted a top post.

"Gay, Mamba Coffee Coffee Seat 14, Come Soon, Online, etc.!" 》

Positioning: Mamba Coffee on Anzhen Street in Beijing

If nothing else, after a while, a good person will come to comfort this grumpy guest.

'I'm such a good boy!' ’

Su Yi praised his kind behavior.

At this time, my uncle's mobile phone rang.

When my uncle saw it, the owner of the car rental shop, the little devil, called.

The uncle connected the phone and handed the phone to Su Yi.

"Hello? Little ..... The boss who has a good life, what's wrong? What's the matter? ”

"Yaxi, that's the case, Su Yisang, there is a customer who wants to propose marriage temporarily, specifying to use a Rolls-Royce, and the two Rolls-Royces in the store have been rented, I want to discuss with you if I can change a car with you? The cost of renting a car is very good, and it is said that there is a 5% discount. ”

Since someone else proposed, Su Yi simply became an adult and agreed: "Yes, the car will be parked in the parking lot of Commercial Road now, and you can just drive away." ”

Twenty minutes later.

The Rolls-Royce was driven away, and the owner of the rental car shop replaced it with a Lamborghini.

My uncle sat in the driver's seat of the Lamborghini, stepped on the accelerator in neutral gear, and felt the sound of the supercar.

Boom Boom!

The sound of the roar like a beast made my uncle's blood boil instantly!

"How can a husband live between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and live under people for a long time!"

Uncle hung up the gear, kicked the accelerator, drove the supercar, and drove away!

"Uncle! I haven't gotten in the car yet! ”

Behind, Su Yi's eyes widened, and everyone was stupid.

It's a pity that my uncle can't hear it anymore, and the sound of the supercar overwhelms everything.

Half an hour later.

I drove all the way to the house, and I didn't notice my uncle.

After stopping the car at the door, I finally found something, and I always felt empty in my heart.

"I seem to have forgotten something important?!"

Suddenly, my uncle's pupils shrank dramatically, and he remembered something.

He immediately burst into grief and shouted that he deserved to die!

The uncle immediately rushed to the house, took out a watering can, and watered the flowers and plants in the small courtyard.

"Damn it, I was so careless that I almost forgot to water it today!"

The uncle thumped his chest, remorseful for his carelessness.

As for a certain nephew, he has long been forgotten thousands of miles away.

Half an hour.

Finally, Su Yi took the bus back home.

As soon as he entered the door, Su Yi angrily asked his uncle, "Why don't you wait for me?" You drove and ran away alone? I haven't gotten in the car yet!! ”

Uncle pretended to be stupid, "Uh-huh? Who are you? Why do you look so much like my nephew?! ”

Su Yi: "......"

Su Yi, who was full of anger, rushed into the toilet and stayed in it for more than ten minutes.

Ten minutes later, Su Yi walked out of the toilet, but his anger was gone.

Seeing this scene, my uncle couldn't help but wonder, "Why do you go into the toilet every time you get angry, and the gas disappears as soon as you get out of the toilet, what are you doing in the toilet?" ”

Su Yi shrugged, "I didn't do anything, I just brushed the toilet." ”

The uncle's expression was a little strange, he looked at Su Yi and asked, "Can you still dissipate gas by brushing the toilet?" ”

Su Yi blinked and said with a smile: "I don't know, anyway, I use your toothbrush." ”

Uncle:???!!

Ahh

Dog thief! Why do you use my toothbrush to clean the toilet?

No wonder every time I brush my teeth, I always feel a strange smell that I can't describe!!

Uncle's mentality exploded, and his mouth was crooked.

"Can you vent in a different way in the future? Stop brushing the toilet with my toothbrush!! ”

Uncle pointed at Su Yi's nose and yelled loudly.

After hearing this, Su Yi nodded.

Then, Su Yi ran to his uncle's bedroom and opened the window in his room.

Uncle looked confused, "What are you doing with the window?" ”

Su Yi looked at his uncle and replied with a sincere face: "Let the mosquitoes come in and bite you at night!" ”

Uncle: "......"

Pain! Uncle is very heartbroken!

How could he have such a dog thief nephew!

What a dog! Let the mosquitoes come in and bite me, and see if this is a human being?

After a while, Su Yi ran over again and closed the window.

Seeing this, my uncle couldn't help but feel warm in his heart, and said with emotion: "Xiao Yi is a knife mouth tofu heart, this is not to feel sorry for my uncle, close the window!" ”

Who knew that at this time, Su Yi mended the knife on the side and said: "The mosquitoes are almost in, close the window, lest they run away!" ”

Uncle: "......"

Uncle really wants to hit someone!

At this time, Dididi, my uncle's mobile phone rang.

WeChat has received a new message.

The uncle opened it and saw that it was a message from his new young lady on the way back from a Lamborghini.

[Little Sister]: Hello handsome guy

[Uncle]: Beauty, do you have a boyfriend?

[Little Sister]: No

[Uncle]: Can I be your boyfriend?

[Little Sister]: This progress is too fast! We've just met...... (embarrassed sweating)

Encountering this situation, my uncle didn't know how to deal with it, so he decisively asked Su Yi for advice.

"Xiao Yi, come and show me, how to reply to this situation?"

The uncle handed the mobile phone chat record to Su Yi.

After Su Yi saw it, he smiled.

When men and women are dating, the other party often rejects each other because they have known each other for a short time and "it feels too fast", and this is when speech skills are needed.

Su Yi's fingers tapped quickly on the screen, and after a while, he typed out a long paragraph.

"I also think it's going a little too fast, it's even perfunctory. But I also have a question I want to ask......

How long do you think it takes to like someone?

Some people have known each other for ten years, and it is just a relationship between Pinduoduo and a knife.

Some people know that there is destined to be a story just by looking at it.

I think in love, it's people who decide whether you can like it or not.

It's not about time! ”