Chapter 11 Pickle Girl Cheats: Sun Tzu's Art of War

"Uncle, send this to her." Su Yi returned the phone to his uncle.

After reading the content written by Su Yi, my uncle knelt on the spot!

Uncle looked at Su Yi with strange eyes, and said in disbelief: "Xiao Yi, why do you know so much?" How old are you?! ”

Su Yi smiled indifferently and took out a book.

Su Yi said: "Oh! I learned it all from "The Art of War"! ”

The uncle was stunned and his eyes widened, "Pick up a girl to watch "Sun Tzu's Art of War"? Are you kidding me? What is the relationship between the two? ”

Su Yi smiled and said disdainfully: "Ignorance! "The Art of War" is a must-read! ”

Su Yidu walked in the living room, with a leisurely posture and talked eloquently:

"Sun Tzu's Art of War has a cloud: a soldier who surrenders without a fight. It means the highest level of chasing the girl, not chasing the girl and making the girl chase backwards.

"He who can bring the enemy to himself, he will also benefit. It means to do what you like. If the girl has any interests and hobbies, she will attack them from wherever they are.

"Those who attack must take what they attack will not defend it. It means to find the softest place in the heart of the sister paper, so that it is easier to get the heart of the sister.

“......”

Su Yi explained "The Art of War" with his uncle one by one.

The uncle was shocked when he heard this, and even doubted his life for a while.

It turns out that the secret book of pickling girls is a "Sun Tzu's Art of War" that can be seen everywhere?

Although he was shocked, his uncle still said: "You have to be rich to chase girls, and you have the ability to recommend me a book that can make a fortune after reading!" ”

After hearing this, Su Yi smiled and said: "That's not simple, I know that there is a book that covers everything, and it is written about the most profitable and profitable ways to make money in the world." ”

The uncle was stunned for a few seconds, then his eyes lit up, and he said, "What a book!" Tell me! ”

Su Yi took out a book with a red cover from the study, held it up and shook it, and said to his uncle with a smile: "This is it." ”

My uncle was drinking tea, and when he looked at it, he almost choked to death.

The book recommended by Su Yi is simple and unpretentious, and the title of the book is only two simple words - "Criminal Law"!

"Punishment! You're a real punishment! ”

Uncle looked at Su Yi with a resentful expression, and gritted his teeth angrily, "Sure enough, it's the most lucrative way to make money in the world, you really didn't lie to me at all!" ”

Su Yi walked with a step that the six relatives did not recognize, and said with a smile: "That's not it! I'm the best nephew in the world! ”

When the uncle and nephew lost each other, all this was recorded by the hidden camera installed in the room by the program team during the day.

The director's room of the program group of "Into the Prodigy".

Looking at the picture on the big screen, the chief director smiled again!

He doesn't know how many times he laughed today!

Su Yi, this little prodigy, is really funny!

The chief director has a hunch that after this show is broadcast seven days later, it will definitely be popular all over the country!

It is not good that it can be translated into many Chinese, and the program is transplanted overseas.

"Lao Zhao, tell the advertising sponsors that this show will be popular, let them invest as soon as possible, and sponsor as soon as possible!"

The chief director was full of confidence and said to the assistant director.

The assistant director also felt that he was very sure, and celebrated: "This time our show has picked up a treasure!" With Su Yi here, there is no problem with the ratings! ”

The studio was thriving.

All the program crew members are full of expectations for the premiere of the program "Into the Prodigy" seven days later!

"Director, look! Su Yi went back to his room! ”

An assistant shouted.

The chief director looked at the picture from the camera in the living room, and Su Yi really walked out of his room and closed the door.

"Switch cameras! Look at what Su Yi is doing at night! ”

The chief director said to the backstage operators through the intercom.

He was extremely curious, what did this nine-year-old prodigy do at night?

Is it to study or to read?

Or maybe it's calculus? Quantum mechanics?

It turns out that it was the director who thought too much.

The photographer looked at the picture coming from the screen, his eyes widened, and he couldn't cry or laugh, "He...... He's playing with the computer?! ”

The rest of the program team was also dumbfounded!

A prodigy who is so good at studying doesn't study at night, and is actually playing with the computer?

In the picture from the hidden pinhole camera, Su Yi was sitting in front of the computer, and the keyboard was crackling and fast.

"Cut the camera closer!"

The chief director urged loudly.

With the pull of the high-altitude camera, the chief director and the program team saw the picture on the computer screen.

That's the computer version of WeChat.

Su Yi was chatting with someone.

There are messages from more than 50 young ladies on WeChat!

"? What the hell is this? ”

The chief director stood up tremblingly, his eyes widened like bull's eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "He is chatting with the young lady?" Why do you reply to more than 50 young ladies at the same time? ”

No one responded to the chief director, and the scene was quiet!

Everyone stared blankly at Su Yi on the screen.

From time to time, some people rub their eyes, wondering if they are dazzled.

"We seem to have discovered Su Yi's secret!"

"Aquaman! He's a Sea King! ”

"Chatting with so many young ladies at the same time! Is this chat skill full? Who did he learn from? ”

"It is possible to see the ...... of Sun Tzu's self-study of the Art of War"

The chief director's hand is shaking when he lights a cigarette!

The photographer slapped himself in the face, wondering if he hadn't woken up!

The director's assistant pupils are shocked, and his mouth is so big that he can swallow an egg!

The producer's hands were weak, and he sat there halfway without moving!

He's completely stunned!

Silly!

Doubtful life!

Everyone was numb by Su Yi's ungodly operation, which made Xiu's scalp numb!

"Awesome! Chat with dozens of young ladies at the same time! ”

"So many young ladies, don't they talk about the stage?!"

"It's too much! I can't even compare to a little kid! ”

"It's outrageous! Why is he able to type so fast? ”

“......”

Su Yi's behavior stirred up a thousand waves and caused the program team to boil!

"Zoom in a little more! Take a look at Su Yi's chat!! ”

The chief director gave an order, and the camera was zoomed in at a speed visible to the naked eye until he could see Su Yi's WeChat chat clearly......