There is a kind of wisdom called the practitioner is a handsome!

Seeing that Su Yi had a sickle in his hand, his uncle decisively confessed.

"Hee-hee-hee! Okay, uncle, you go clean up. ”

Su Yimei returned to her room.

The nightlife has just begun.

Su Yi was not in a hurry to sleep, took out An Qirou's mobile phone at the same table, lay on the bed, and watched the news in the group chat of Lechuan River for a while, and it was no surprise that the group chat messages were scolding Ge Jun.

More and more people in the group are receiving calls from the police station and family members in the place of their household registration.

The people in the entire Lechuan River group chat are panicked!

"It's not good brothers, I suspect there are ghosts in the group!"

The group leader spoke.

One group admin suggested, "Let's check it out!" ”

In reality, Su Yi, who was lying leisurely on the bed, smiled.

Because of his existence, a gathering place for the dead, turned into a werewolf killing game.

Who are werewolves?

Who are the people?

Soon, the group owner began to check the group members one by one.

Especially the new members who have just joined the group recently.

Su Yiran is one of the suspects.

After a while, Su Yi received a private chat message from the owner of the Lechuan River, and Su Yi typed and chatted with him.

[Group leader]: Hello, are you there?

[Su Yi]: Not there

[Group leader]: Don't make trouble, I suspect that there are ghosts in the group, so I have a few questions for you?

[Su Yi]: You ask

Su Yi is playing a netizen who wants to commit suicide at the moment, so he must talk less.

People who want to die and are pessimistic will not have so many words.

Of course, there are exceptions, such as Su Yi's uncle, who not only talks a lot, but always wants to die.

Because he always likes to sing: Love when you die, if you don't drip, you won't be happy!

[Group Leader]: What is your real gender?

Although An Qirou's penguin account information has a woman in it, the group leader still cautiously asked.

The online world is true and false, these days, many men are pretending to be women on the Internet.

The group owner knows a cousin, plays the king of pesticides, plays Yao Mei every day, pretends to be a girl and lets others take it.

After three seconds, Su Yi's reply came.

[Su Yi]: Walmart shopping bags

[Group Leader]: ???

[Su Yi]: Emoji picture. JPG

The expression is a panda wearing sunglasses, and it is accompanied by text, which reads-

There are 97 genders in the law of the United States, since there are so many genders, why can't my gender be a Walmart shopping bag? ’

Su Yi's rhetorical question directly made the group leader lose his temper!

Oh, yes!

Since there are so many genders, why can't my gender be a Walmart shopping bag?

The group leader continued to ask about Su Yi's situation, wanting to investigate the undercover agents in the group.

[Group Leader]: Why do you want to die?

[Su Yi]: My uncle was caught selling medicine, and I don't want to live anymore

[Group Leader]: That's not enough, selling fake drugs will be sentenced to a few years at most, isn't it still possible?

[Su Yi]: He can't get out

[Group Leader]: Why? What kind of medicine is he selling, it can't be poison, right?

[Su Yi]: Explosives

[Group Leader]: ...

Then the group leader stopped talking.

Caught selling explosives?

That's really hopeless......

After a while, the group owner sent Su Yi the last private chat message, only two short words-

Condolences!

At this point, Su Yi was temporarily fooled and continued to go undercover in the Lechuan River group.

"It feels like I've grown a centimeter taller!"

Su Yi put down An Qirou's mobile phone in his hand, came to the mirror in the room, and measured his height.

In the mirror, he had a wicked smiling face, big flickering eyes, and crooked eyebrows, like a bright moon in the night sky.

Milk-like fair skin, cute and cute appearance.

It's simply a cute baby in the world that is not inferior to the cuteness of giant pandas!

Su Yi showed two cute little tiger teeth and smiled at himself in the mirror.

"Thai pants are spicy! Babies are so cute! ”

Then!

Didi ......

Su Yi's own mobile phone rang.

When I opened it, it turned out to be a WeChat friend application, and the applicant remarked Ge Jun.

Uncle Ge didn't know where to get Su Yi's WeChat ID, maybe he called the school leader to ask for it.

Su Yi agreed to the friend application.

As soon as he added his friends, Uncle Ge excitedly sent over the answer he knew from Qin Ye.

With a coin and elementary school math, calculate the distance between the Earth and the Moon?

Step 1: Prove that the Earth is round......

At this time, Su Yi didn't know that this question was solved by the Great Demon King.

Su Yi and Ge Jun have known each other for too short a time and don't know each other well enough.

When he got acquainted later, Su Yi knew that Uncle Ge's IQ would not be able to solve this kind of problem.

Uncle Ge sent several WeChat messages in a row.

[Ge Jun]: The answer is right, right? Little prodigy, am I amazing?

[Ge Jun]: Why don't you speak? Praise me!

[Ge Jun]: The top of the number, proud of the world, first there is Ge Jun and then there is the sky! I, Ge Jun, am the world's No. 1 questioner!

Su Yi's cunning eyes rolled, smiled, and replied by typing.

[Su Yi]: Wow! Uncle is amazing!

[Su Yi]: Can I ask you another question?

As soon as this sentence came out, Ge Jun did not return to Su Yi for a long time.

Obviously, Uncle Ge is scared!

The two questions Su Yi said before have already made Uncle Ge have a psychological shadow.

At this time, Su Yi began to trick and fool Ge Jun.

[Su Yi]: Uncle, my question is very simple, and the answer is no more than ten words

The other side was still silent.

Obviously, Uncle Ge doesn't believe in Su Yi's character.

So, Su Yi resorted to the agitation method.

[Su Yi]: Uncle, you can't be afraid, right? If you change to the director of our school, you can make it with one hand, can you do it?

When it came to Qin Ye, Uncle Ge immediately felt like he had been beaten with chicken blood!

Eyes glow red!

Now, it's time to hunt!

Uncle Ge has finally evolved.

[Ge Jun]: Talk about it!

The corners of Su Yi's mouth rose slightly, Uncle Ge was still too young, and he didn't know how deep his routine was.

Su Yi's fingers flew like a flew, and he snapped on the keyboard.

After a while, Su Yi sent the question to Uncle Ge.

Topic content -

Fill in the appropriate quantifiers in parentheses around the following mathematical formulas.

1 (only) + 1 (only) = 1 (double)

3 (days) + 4 (days) = 1 (week)

5 (Month) + 7 (Month) = 1 (Year)

4（）+ 9（）=1（）

6（）+ 10（）=1（）

99（）+ 00（）=1（）

Note: Do not use a pile, a group, a nest, a group, etc.

......

After sending the question to Uncle Ge, Su Yi smiled sinisterly, his dark eyes flashing with a sly light.

This math problem looks simple, but it's hard to do!

Especially the last formula, I couldn't find the answer all over the Internet.

A genius with an IQ of 150 may not be able to answer all of them correctly.

"This question should be enough for Uncle Ge to have a headache for a while."

Su Yi smiled and extinguished the phone screen.

"I don't know how my uncle is cleaning?"

Su Yi pushed open the door of his room......